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Whilst reliving his childhood as 'Class Clown', Jet Li unwittingly opened the door for the bullies of his youth as well. (Tito just showed up anyway). It was a tragic ending for young Timmy's "Make a Wish" request to be Mini Li for a day when Tito,
thinking himself a class clown as well, gave little Timmy a noogie on his brain tumor.
( I live 45min from the Rose Garden)

LiL Li says: "Wait don't take the picture yet till Randy puts a shirt and some long pants on. And guys, get your stinkin' paws away from my head or I'll bite your kneecaps off."

From the critically acclaimed director that brought you "Never Surrender" is now back for round two with his new smash prequel "Never Surrender II: the Dark Age."

One of these men knows absolutely nothing about martial arts and here's a hint: it's not the midget.

Hal was regretting that he won the Cage Potato "Spend a day with three former UFC champions, a movie star, and a midget" photo caption contest.

(I still can't go)

Oh, almost forgot, I'm far, far away from Portland.

After this day, Sean Sherk decided taking steroids was the only way he would ever get as big as the other guys so they would stop teasing him.

Ultrasound of the Octo-mom's uterus; circa 2002.



Once again, I'm down like Charlie Brown in China Town to go!

Dana Whites mini me made some unusual choices for a lightweight title challenger. He also doesnt give a fuck what you think about it so talk to the hand fuckers!!!

"...It was a magical place! You were there! and you were there, and you wer-" "Um, how much anesthesia did you give Wanderlei before the facial surgery?"

Photographic evidence that Couture has been pursuing a serious acting career for awhile now.


Geographically possible to be there. Oregon repping.

I would also wear this on a tshirt if I were in attendance. Just saying...

official line up of dana white's sexual conquests since 2002 (not featured, lorenzo fertita, marty cordova, and elliot the camera guy)

in portland

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back in 2002 (during filming of the action movie classic, Cradle 2 the Grave), many thought the behind the scenes founding of a fighters union, headed by 3 former world champions, jet li, and a baby was a full proof plan for increased fighter pay and benefits. 7 years later, and gegard mousasi still only gets paid $2,000 to beat renato babalu's ass in a title fight. that my friends, is what we like to call progress.

in portland

This is what Strikeforce wet dreams are made of....

I can make it to Portland

Tito's new UFC contract includes: rematches with Randy and Chuck, a fan pic with Jet Li, a fluffer, and Mr. Roarke's manservant.

Why do all of our hands smell like fish? Oh. Hi, Jenna.

All Tito ever wanted was a little respect.

Jet and Tito went on to win the world championship for synchronized shadow puppets after they accidentally discovered that they could totally do a kick-ass bunny rabbit.

Facing Randy and Chuck, Tito once again comes up short.

"Hey, guys, look what I made with all the leftover skin from Jenna's surgeries!"

Six men. One porn star. What will our DNA tests reveal? "Jet Li, you are NOT the father!"

Seriously, Jet, how many times did you blow a load in Jenna's face?

Well, Tito could beat one of them.

So that's what the doctors removed from Tito's back.

"Look -- Rogan passed out again. Quick, gather round. This should completely blow his mind when he opens his eyes..."

Moments later, they broke a world's record when they crawled into Jenna's uterus.

I hear David Lynch's next movie is about MMA.

Welcome back to the UFC, Tito. Here's a group of potential opponents. Just throw a punch at the guy you want.

He may lack strength and reach, but the latest addition to the UFC is still the best pound-for-pound fighter in the sport.

The normally stoic Jet Li never fails to laugh when MMA fighters surround him and a midget elbows him in the crotch.

The MMA legends were happy to meet Jet Li, although they were less impressed with Gordon Liu.

"Sssh...Santa's a huge fan. Get ready to yell, 'Surprise!'"

Tito tried to play cool when it crawled out of his trunks, but the other guys couldn't believe that a pubic louse could grow that size.

"No, wait, don't take the picture! I'm too big to be seen with these losers!"

*****

Not in Portland. Nowhere close.

2 words: Were's Guttenburg?

The (now embarrassing) early UFC practice of Champions cracking open a dwarf delivered by Chinese takeout to find their prize prompted much of the government regulatory backlash.

*Editor's note* Picture taken pre-Zuffa UFC, before Dana was inflated by his ego.


I live in Portland!!!!

Even with a white Mr. T, the A-Team was unable to find work.

I live 3 stops train stop down from the Rose Garden and would love you for ever ever if you were declared me a winner!

The casting call for the movie adaptation of "The Hobbit" was grossly misinterpreted by all but one of the prospective actors...Congratulations Tito!

Jenna had everyone pose for a group photo, before each took the paternity test.

(oregon resident)

Can make it to Portland

Dr. Wong's Rape Hotline; just give us a name.

"Fuck you potato-nation, give me a shirt, size xx-small, OR I will unleash tiny kung-fu upon your weak asses"

Jet Li's inner monologue: I hope no one notices that I'm itching my crabs with my left hand. I'm not even sure which one of these guys gave it to me.

"Tito talked shit to all of us during the photo shoot and im the only one he wasnt scare to fight........WTF!"
Vern Troyer

On the set of "The Iceman Cometh":

Chuck: Has anybody seen Georges?
Randy: He's over with the fluffers, getting greased up for his Lucky Pierre scene.
Tito: More like Lucky ST PIERRE! Am I right?!
Chuck: Tito .... Shut the fuck up. Randy, go wrestle Sylvia away from crafts service so we can shoot the fetish scene with the asian and the midget.

Chuck's team of experts to prepare him for dancing with the stars

Now, when I say, "Who's da mastah?" you say, "Sho'nuff!"

"chuck, please, pretty pretty please!! take your thumb out!!"

Geeze Randy I guess the camers really does add 15 pounds!!!!

Who knew Titos weiner had arms and a face!!!!!

~ Love to go

From the set of the new movie....... " Honey I Shrunk Dana White!!!! "

~ Love to attend!!!! Potatoooo Pleasseeee

From the set of the the new movie...... " Honey I Shrunk Dana White!!!! "

"Ok...rock...paper....scissors....shoot!"
"Damn. Again!"

God I hate white people.

Jet li - "Calm down tito!"

tito - "i'm going to punch him if he keeps putting his nose in my business"

Randy- "Hey Tito... that little guy is a pervert...."

"Why?"

He keeps telling me my hair smells good...

*hook me up potato, i know you want to*

Okay Mini-me what do we have?

What?!

I had one simple request... And that was to have sharks, with fricken laser beams attached to their heads. What do i pay you for?

*i can make it, hook me up!*

Chuck Liddell's intervention team is not what I expected...

9th Rule of FightClub: There are no weight classes.

Boy Mark Coleman has grown alot since this pic was taken!

Unfortunately, there were only five super mario mushrooms in the gym that day.

mini me says " Stop before Randy completely dominates tito and starts spanking him in front of millions of fans, and before Jet li wrecks Chucks other eye

Why do midget hands look like a sausage pattys with little vienna fingers?

Keep crying you little girl. Dont be mad that you can't even come up with a simple sentence about the pic. Fucking moron know in your heart you would get fucked up if I ever saw you, you fucking clown. Now shut the fuck up because no one cares what you think is funny or not. Fucking faggot.

and now danas new plan to counter program strikeforces fedor debut... the natural will be shaving his head and wearing the above outfit and battleing mini li as a CATCHWIEGHT FIGHT in a arena tour going city to city doing 3 shows a night .!

will attend even tho my comment isnt that funny lol

Many children were confused today while watching Sesame Street's, " One of these things is not like the other."

When Tito announced to the room that he was going to beat the little man under his belt, Jenna Jameson rushed in, only to be sorely disappointed.

/BJ was right...GSP did go on steroids

Duh FUCK happen to Frank Trigg?

On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me 3 mma fighters, 2 midget actors and a loser named Tito Ortiz.

(Oregon sucks but i do live here none the less)

And here we have a picture of members of the UFC with Jet Li on the set of the new movie "Honey, I shrunk Dana White!"

LOL 831 Son get a fuckin life kid you check this site like clockwork, ten minutes after I post that shit youre already out with your emotions, have fun constantly refreshing your social life ya cuntscab, btw FUCK CALI

Mini Tito totally has his dads head, while Chuck totally has Jennas rash on his face...

~ can for sure attend

I guess Tito has really embraced this whole ' Dick Head Thing'..

Randy toots Tito's whistle in the proctology train.
Why is traditional Asian medicine so f*ucked up?

What Tito saw in the mirror following his losses to Randy and Chuck....

By the look of Chucks face and mini Titos plead for help, something tells me Jenna made a visit by this set....

~love to attendddd!!!

Sombody tell Tito to zip up his fly!!!!!

~love to goooo!!!

Even Titos weiner can beat you up!!!!!

~ can attend pleassssseeeeee!!!!

The only photo in Tito's knock out hall of fame.

I can be there

Post UFC 44 after Randy made Tito his BITCH!!! A brand new baby boy!!! With Titos HEAD of course!!!!

On his knees...a behind the scenes look at how Dana White resolves his conflicts. I never quite understood the "Dana is my bitch" T-shirt until now.

Dana White: "I said no more fucking Dana Vlogs"

Welcome to Iron Chef America. Today's secret ingredient: BABY BACK RIBS!!!

Requirements to be in photo:

Must have lost last fight or look like a REAL celebrity i.e Mini me or Jose Canseco

*i'll be there"

promo poster for "The Hills Have Eyes 3"

Photo taken by Potato Slice

*I'll be there*

If you don't believe in Pro-choice or China's one child policy yet, you will soon.

~Gimme the mag sub!

The photographer - "Ok, lets see the gayest pose ever"......."Nice"

Finally the well groomed almost physically fit maker of Xyience reveals the recipe:

the blood of a midget
jet li's urine
and a whole hearted endorsement from several professional atheletes that never have or will use the product.

*i'll be there*

I have to side with 831 son on this one.

The rock paper scissors thing was pretty funny with how tito and jet li are in the picture.

I thought my last one was funny too though, so maybe i just have a terrible sense of humor.

Go ahead, call me a midget now, bitches!

*can attend*

Congradulations Tito!!! He totally has your HEAD!!!!!

~ can attend

Congradulations Tito!!! He totally has your Head!!!!!!

@ WuTangClan- Dont cry hater. You didn't even post a caption because you are afraid of the humiliation that comes along with being a straight retard. Shut the fuck up you loser.

Sylvester Stallone reveals the cast of the "Very Expendables."

Read thru them all, the only funny one was Dumpsterfunk

831 Son doesnt have a single funny bone in his body, besides Steve Martins dick in his ass

Returning this Fall to VH1, The Surreal Life, Season 7 !!!!

Since when does someone look constipated after beating a chinese man in rock-paper-scissors.

You've seen the A-team, meet the B-team.

The funny part is that Randy Couture's the only guy that hasn't banged Jenna Jameson.

No matter how the hard The Thundercats attempted to blend into human society, Snarf always gave them away.

The UFC fighters' excitement quickly turned into disappointment when they realized that this is what Jet Li meant when he said he would come to America to show them a little Kung Fu.

I can go

"Nothing more to see here guys, move along. Literally, nothing more to see." -Midget.



Too far for me, i'll step up my game when new york gets in the picture.

*waits until 2015...

When director Steven Sommers was asked, why he chose semingly random actors to portray some of the major rolls in his movie GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra. He responded by saying, "If you thought Marlon Wayans sucked, you should have seen the original cast."


(I can go)

"Alright guys, 'Washed Up' on 3, one, two....."

Welcome to the Biggest Loser...my name is Jet Li and I am your host.

Photographer: Spell "Octagon"

Holy shit! You guys don't even know! Randy, Chuck AND Tito! All of you in one room at once! This is a dream come true! Do you guys think I can get your autographs one at a time: Randy first?

*Randy walks over and introduces himself*
R: I just love the support of the fans.
Me: Yeah yeah yeah, do got Gina Carano's cell number or what?
R: I don't think I can help you with that...
Me: Good luck against Minotauro, bitch.
*I walk away, flipping Tito the bird*

Yo! I ain't spammin' even though your computer says I am. Just find it in your hearts to make my year with a little hookity hook up! we all know cage potato does it real big and has got an extra ticket laying around somewhere.

Pictured: Tito Ortiz with a bunch of people who kicked his ass and/or just open palm slapped it.

"It was at this very moment that Marty the midget realized that he was un-fucking-stoppable"

can go

After a 26 year wait, the cast of Krull 2 is finally assembled.



I'll fly there with my cyclops gf fo sho.

the winners of the midget tossing competition are!!!!!!!!

"You must be this tall to ride."

I'm totally geographically eligible...Seattle.

Tito after the picture- "man i was nuts over that guy!"

Chuck "yeah i just wish he'd keep nose out of our business"



I'm in utah, will definitely drive up!

Question: Which one of these fighters is the greatest light heavyweights, of the night?

One of these guys has no business fighting in the Octogon............Tito, will you please leave.

RENT_A_WRECK*
*now with extra midget goodness

Randy couldn't help but laugh when Tito shit his pants after Chuck showed up with the guy the iceman met in coach that kept asking for the HBBB's autograph

I'm from NY but am always down for a road trip.

Randy couldn't help but laugh when tito shit his pants after chuck showed up with the guy the iceman met in coach that kept asking for the HBBB's autograph

Randy Couture, Chuck Liddell, Bai Ling & her husband on the set of Tito Ortiz' new show, "Little People, Big Douche."

" On the advice of Randy Couture (considered amongst the greatest of tacticians in MMA), Jet Li has recruited what he sees as the ideal sparring partner for his upcoming bout against Sean Sherk . . . "

killin' y'all fools. I live on the west coast of Canada and have friends that are driving to Oregon to watch UFC 102 and only wasn't going myself because I could not afford the ticket. So I can absolutely make it to this event.

DMX couldn't be in this picture because he couldn't help but bark at the midget.

--Totally able to make it.

LOL @ DangadaDang.

Tito would soon find out that his newly-purchased midget would be an even more formidable opponent than his arch-nemesis, Danny Bonaduce.

And Randy looks like he stole his shorts.

Jens has kind of let himself go huh?

Isn't that just like a chinaman? Brings a midget to a cagefight.

After Jet Li told a joke about the practice of BooCocky with a midget resurrecting your fighting career.. Tito got right to work.. obviously missing the joke.

Jet Li as he's touching his crotch..." Can I get staph down there? "

Tito: "You know, I'm just a regular guy who grew up with the posters of these guys on my wall... and now I'm one of them! That's right, I'm standing here, living proof that if you work hard enough, and you want it bad enough... dreams do come true. So follow your dreams... "


Marky used it in rock star...so why cant tito
can go

The cast from High School Musical MMA verison.

(I live in Oregon thats bad enough on it's own to deserve free tickets)

i meant elevator

Confucius say "Elavator Always Smell Different To Midget"

Turns out that Quentin Tarantinos "Inglorious Bastards" is more low budget than we thought.

After Jet Li was captured by an Elite Special Forces Unit, he was forced to appear in a propaganda picture. Acting solely on instincts Jet Li did what he was trained to do...he grabbed his cock and threw up a peace sign.


(able to attend)

dumpsterfunk FTW

While filming on location in Astoria, Oregeon, Sloth, Mouth, Data, Mikey and Chunk take a break on the set of Goonies 3: Never Back Down.

*edit: i can go

'who wants to see me and these four guys shove this midget up my wife's toddler tunnel?'

*edit: i can go

Jet Li: "Gather around while I demonstrate the deepthroat choke... Tito you may want to pay special attention."

-Vancouver, BC, will drive to the event (and do a picture diary)

Matt Lindland happened to enter the room just as this picture was being taken. He went to jump in, but recognized the dwarf's insistence that the dude ratio was just perfect. Never question a dwarf.


*edit: i can go

after this picture we all rape the little guy!

Being a HUGE Martin Klebba fan, Chuck immediately became enraged after seeing the photo, made a list & knocked every one of those mutherfuckers out........TWICE! He let Jet go though, no one lives down "Romeo Must Die" & "Cradle 2 the Grave".

(Drop the beat)
I used to knock out chumps,
Their face covered in lumps,
I was the king of the world and the cash flowed in in clumps

But then I had a dream,
To act, and dance, and sing,
Then all my money was gone and it seems,

I should have gone to Free Credit, Report Dot Com,
Now I'm getting knocked out, no the fight's don't last long
Free Credit Report Dot Com,
My commentating's as merciful as Vietnam

Pictured above: Tito Ortiz's last known KO of an above average opponent

Noone seems to realize that the person holding the camera was the homeless man that lives inside Jenna Jameson's vagina

So this is what you guys meant when they said the next season of Dancing with the Stars contained a bunch of "celebrities"

Jet Li poses with the fighters from TUF Season 11 : Seniors Discount

-can make it to portland

Dana White's stunt double didn't fool anybody.

5) UFC 106: Rumpleforeskin starring Jenna Jamison

Li Entertainment Inc. is proud to present the latest J-pop sensation making their North American debut…prior to UFC 102…with a heart felt tribute to the musical stylings of Miley Cyrus…The Octo-Gun Boyzzz.

(I live in Oregon...will be there for some swag)

Jet Li loves manwiches.

What would have happened if the UFC never made it
UFC 103
WTF

Tito realized there was only one man in this room he'd love to defend his title against.

Funny thing about this pic, is Jet Li would beat all 5 of the others asses.

Stopped they must be; on this all depends. Only a fully-trained Jedi Knight, with the Force as his ally, will conquer Fedor and his Emperor

Chuck and the midget were only slightly drunk.

Matt Serra had somehow lost his legs from the knee down and found himself surrounded by larger fighters with much more skill. And, there was no pasta. Matt knew he was in hell now.

(I can go.)

Chuck Liddell's Training camp for Dancing with the stars

Randy, scratching behind Tito's ear, immediately dropped him to the floor into a incapacitating dog-leg twitching frenzy while Chuck showed Tito some First Class service to "his boys".

I can make it.

Randy, scratching behind Tito's ear, immediately dropped him to the floor into a incapacitating dog-leg twitching frenzy while Chuck showed Tito some First Class service to "his boys".

Few people know that Fedor Emelianenko is actually a Voltron-esque combination of five martial artists and a midget. The midget is the part that likes ice cream.


not gonna make it.

Come try to get me lucky charms now, bitches!
*edit... will make the drive to Portland from Ut.

Place of residence: Junction City, Oregon

Caption:
Tito is wondering why this asian guy showed up for the paternity test for his supposed Monkey Fu love child (pictured bottom, center) with porn star Jenna Jameson ... Tito just knows its his ... They have the same head .. But then again, Jenna has gave a lot of head, so who knows..

Promo Shot for the New Austin Powers Movie

"Mini Mes Revenge"

I live in portland:

Photo taken just as a legendary Tito "The Burrito Bandito" Ortiz fart was unleashed. The vertically challenged bald fellow in such unfortunately close proximity to Tito's ass is still listed in critical but stable condition.

I live in Washington, damn straight I can be in P-town.

Putting a Wierd Al Spin on things
No Country for old men

Will drive 11 hours from vancouver, bc to Portland

Where are they today? Pictured from left to right: Darry, Two-Bit, Johnny, Soda-Pop and Dally...and in the middle, what's left of Ponyboy. The original greasers get together for one last rumble. The Soc's couldn't be reached for comment.

Very few people know that prior to being introduced to Josh Barnett's "pharmacist," that Dana White actually made his living as a Hollywood actor, starring in movies such as Austin Powers.

I will definitely be in Portland next weekend.

The guys thought Jet was just joking when he threatened to whip out his crotch midget and beat them to death with it. Boy were they wrong...

the 5 of them have united to train the one man who can defeat anderson silva.

For weeks to come, Extreme Couture smelled of Icy Hot, Herpecin, Crab Rangoon, Mediocrity, Nyquill and a little bit of stolen Mojo.

Martin Klebba poses with his sparring partners prior to his number one contender's match-up with Vern Troyer- The winner gets a shot at Nun-chuck master Tony Cox.

Couture: "everyone smile... make it look genuine."
Liddel: "Randy's right... you don't want to piss Martin off!"
Tito: "And-How!"
Jet-Li: "I've got to get a new agent... Smile? OK... *bunny ears* Classic!"
Other guy: "I was in a horrible movie with some other MMA stars!"

Twas a glorious night of drink dumping on a deserved douche.

UFC 102 is brought to you by Inglourious Basterds part 2

Original cover shot for "The Expendables"




I can make it to the show

@Bunk

"UFC 102 is bought to you by Inglourious Basterds part 2"

Fat Basterds?

"You don't need to see our identification. These aren't the thrice-divorced middle-age fighter, big-headed self-promoter, fake kung fu master, too-unimportant-to-name guy, and marble-mouthed goon you're looking for."


cant make it to Portland, but I can read. Thanks, LeVar Burton!

*can still go

For the first time in his life, Chuck resists the urge to take his shirt off while being photographed with other men.

Tito thought he'd found an opponent he could beat, but Jet Li was still putting two bucks on the midget.

** I'm in Vancouver, and I'd love to head to Portland for UFC 102 **

Photo taken prior to Dana signing Cung Le and the release of another failed CSAC test by mini me.

It's obvious which guy in the picture doesn't like midget porn.

Hillsboro, OR 30 mins from Portland.

" No, No, its not what you think. These guys are smiling only because i didnt have to get on my knees. Dana, your next.........

Guy to the right of Jet Li: this midgets sausage fingers are freaking me out.

Tell Jean-claude and Segal they are going to have to wait their turn.........

Live in Nor-Cal no problem in getting to the fights.

(Bruce Buffer) : Presenting the Challengers, Special education wrestling team. With head coach Dana white (front)

Former UFC champs and world renowned martial artists meeting up with famous trainer Verne "yoda" Troyer.

@ Dubbs

Excellent Twins reference.

Midget: "WHOA GUYS no one said anything about a midget tossing contest!"

Live in Nor-Cal getting there is no problem....

Photographer: "Try and look cool guys."
Tito: "No problem Ill just act like Im fisting Jenna again."
Jenna's new anal bead: "Sieg Heil!"

*Definately able to make it.

Jet Li was astonished at the way American's dressed to go to the batting cages.

will be in oregon that week

The cast of Disney's 2009 "Gilligan's Island 2: Nobody Cares If We Come Back Anymore" pose after a hard afternoon of filming and taking turns stuffing a shrink wrapped midget up into Jenna Jameson's @$$hole.

*Not pictured* Jenna Jameson. But her @$$hole is in the above picture, second from the left.

Note: I'm in MN and probably should not attempt to make the trip to Portland. Thanks though.

UFC Trivia Fact: UFC 44 1/3 was canceled due to an apparent lack of interest in the 65lb weight class.




(i'm in N Cal so Portland's no problem)

Tito's training wasn't getting anywhere as liddell and Couture beat his ass each sparring session after another.So they decided to call up Jet Li, and luckily he had a training partner in mind that was just right for Ortiz.

Gurgling sound: grg grgilin
tito: aww yeah
dana white: dont take the pic yet(wipes his mouthclean)

Cant make it to portland

'We'd whoop your ass if this midget won't holdin' us back.'

Jarvitron won this bitch at 14:22. Kudos on the Mad Max.

Jet Li to himself:
"Ok just try to smile through the pain, Jet. Mini-me's elbowing me in the junk, some creepy dude is rubbing his sweaty shirtless body against me, and Tito is ripping the loudest most disgusting fart I've ever heard. God I wish Randy and Chuck would step in to stop all this, but they seem to be oddly enjoying it...I think they're actually getting turned on by this shit, those sick bastards! Ok they just want to take a few more pictures, you can do this. Use your mental focus that you acquired after years of training Mushu... crap its not working! (it never does) I know! I'll put up the peace sign like Mini-me did at the end of Austin Powers 2, that'll be funny right? right??"

Clay Guida: Actually Jason, we had six fathers

Jason Guida: But instead of just one perfect kid, Mom had the two of us. Way to go, Mom!

Dana White: Wrong! The embryo did split in two, but...it didn't split equally. All the purity and strength went into Clay. All the crap
that was left over...went into what you see in the mirror every morning.

Jet Li meets the former UFC champions

Randy, Tito, Matt Serra, and Chuck Liddell

-again... will drive if i get tickets.

As if Jet Li wouldn't be uncomfortable enough with the fighters, they added a midget.

Hector, we've already told you no one in their right mind would watch Never Surrender.

Chuck you better tell this fucking dwarf Lee Murray is a liar.

3 Men and a baby...and a retard...and an Asian action star.

That's the worst Ginyu Force impression ever. There's supposed to be 5 members not 6.

The former UFC LHW champion reunion party.

Dana- "For entertainment tonight we have Jet li vs Mini me in a cage match with a special guest referee...."

Chuck- "Randy, why's your shirt off? the midget is for the cage match..."

mma superstars foundation to fight dwarfism taken totally the wrong way.

With the help of Captain America and the Iceman Jet Li has succesfuly cloned Tito Ortiz and will now take over the world!!!!!!!!

"The Make a Wish Foundation teams up with Jet Li and the UFC to
make little Johnny's dream come true!"

Even when he takes off his striped shirt and glasses, Waldo still isn't that hard to find.


can't make it.

"TUF Season 14: The Wrestlers that NEVER fucking learned"

Introducing to you, Team Washed Up Glass Jaws.

The Coach? They brought in someone who could finally teach these fucking losers it isn't all about wresting, Jet li the most amazing Fake Kung Fu movie actor in the world.

(the midget is just the underpaid punching bag because they couldn't afford a real one after being knocked out by scrubs over and over.)

(anchorman rip)

Tito - "Yes I do have a name for my penis. It's called the Octagon, I also named my testes, the left one is 'mini-me', and the right one is 'mini Jet li.' You ladies play your cards right, and you might just get to meet the whole gang"

Potato- I love in Utah, but i'd make the drive to Oregon if i ahd free tickets

On this season of The Surreal life....


or

This is the cast of the new show, Dancing with the Dwarfs.

Hell, it could be Season 11 of TUF: The past, the present and the F...um.......the Past and the present.



Live in Seattle, let's go UFC 102!

This summer, Jet Li and VH1 bring you: Celebrity Fit Club: MMA Edition!

(Can go, 'cos I'm in Seattle these days! :D)

Unfortunately, the UFC's short-lived "Jet Li - Lil' Tito" cross-promotion ended up ruining both of their careers.

Tito threatens to punch his big headed son back into Jenna's vag if he dosen't knock off the shenanagans.
I will get to portland Via this new invention called a plane if I win the Tix.I hear you can book a flight over the interweb or something.

Inside of the midget karate master was an even smaller angrier midget karate master.

In Texas, maybe you guys should have some kind of alternate prize for someone who is funnier than someone from Oregon. Which would be everyone.

Mini Me hosts Spike TV's new reality series, Fags Amongst Fighters. The show where you have to guess which one of the people in the house is a fag, instead of a real fighter.

I'm right around the corner from where they're havin the fight, in St. Louis, MO!

Photo taken .5 seconds before unnamed little-person elbows Jet Li in the balls.

Is that Amir Sadollah's dad?

chuck liddel: Tito, you didnt tell me you were going to Dave and busters. give me 5 minutes and ill get my fun!

live in oregon

The new cast of "The A-Team" getting together for a few promotional photos

In Soviet Russia, midget spanks you.

Jet Li hosts Dancing With The Stars 16: Redemption!

in Texas

Jet Li hosts Dancing With The Stars 16: Redemption!

You're a funny guy, huh? Go ahead and call me Mini Me again. I fucking dare you.

Dana White and his contributions to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.


not able to go.

MMA = Men & Midgets Association

It took 5 men to subdue him, but when the midget punched him in the balls, Fedor finally tapped.


not in the NW

Midget: "I don't know who that guy is, but I can't understand a word he's saying."

Randy Couture: "That's Chuck Liddell."



can't go :(

"Hold on guys. hold on. The better question is, which one did i come out of?"

Confucius say: Everything funnier with midgets.

can't go.

The list of people that lined up to see Jet Li got shorter and shorter.

No where near OR.

"No wait! Wishing to have five big dicks won't turn out like you think!" said the leprechaun.

I can't make it. So please, by all means give it to someone less deserving.

Caption: Picture proof that Tito's head is actually larger than a midget.



Lets all go to 102!

Jenna Jameson's Ultimate Gang Bang 1 covering all Porn Generas: Midget, Asian, Freaks, Small Dick, Shemale & Shit Fetish


*I can attend!

Rock Scissors Paper, the movie

The annual Dead Poet's Society meeting.

"Are you guys done training yet? The Michael McDonald concert starts in 20 minutes and if I miss Ain't No Mountain High Enough I'm killing the guy from Willow."

Tito: "Him at 131 years old. He’s back for vengeance."
Jet Li: "No dumb ass, this isnt Highlander, this is Cradle 2 the Grave."

*Will be able to make it to portland.

I did not know Tito was that short..

First production still from the anticipated sequel, 'Never Surrendered'.

They're creepy and they have a gookie
Mysteriously steriod-free and spooky
They all together equal dooky
The New Adams Family

tananana tap tap......tananana tap tap...
tananana tananana tananana tap tap

***I am not in the area unless I fly out there but if i am worthy throw a T my way***

The last picture CAP LOCKS HAL ever took.

Guest hosts, Jet Li, posses for a photo with last years stand outs Randy Couture, Chuck Liddell, & Tito Ortiz at this year's 35th Annual Midget Tossing Competition. Also shown is Warwick Davis' stunt double who is playing 'the ball.'



- I can make the trip to Portland

Wait! Jean Claude get in here!

Mike Goldberg: I'm really excited abut the main event tonight, Joe.

Joe Rogan: It's gonna be a good one. A heavyweight/light-heavyweight/wushu expert/random guy/light-heavyweight/midget superfight.

Mike Goldberg: We've had a lot of interesting matchups in the UFC but none quite as colossal as this one.

Joe Rogan: I'm still not sure why Brock Lesnar turned this one down, seeing as though Steve Mazzagati is the ref.

Mike Goldberg: And now, our tale of the tape...



Nowhere near the pacific northwest.

A photographer unknowingly wandered into the gym just after everyone got done having their way with Hector Echavarria...the reactions were mixed.

"In Bizarro World, everyone's twin is mildly retarded."

-Can't make it.

Five fighting greats come together to celebrate the UFC's new Fetus Weight division.

I forgot to preface my captions with a location but I'm hoping my name will suffice.

And Butterbean thought " if I can eat them I will aquire their combined size and strength". Unfortunatlly he only gained their combined size and kept his own skills.

The future heavyweight, light heavyweight, middleweight, welterweight, lightweight, and midgetweight champions of Strikeforce


- and yes, I'll be in Portland next weekend! :)

@jarvitron

Very funny.

After he examined his other options, Jet Li gave bunny ears to the only person he knew he could take if they retaliated.

(Photo taken moments before Tito Ortiz went 1-4 in a round-robin sparring session.)

I can get there.

(Photo taken moments before Tito Ortiz went 1-4 in a round-robin sparring session.)

If Dumpsterfunk isn't reading Fight Magazine for free after that caption, then Cage Potato hates America.

btw tito is appearing in the next one. Fisting of Wannabe Legend.

Vivid Video Presensts - GROUND AND POUND Vol. 1 - "The most horrid celebrity sex tape ever leaked!"

I do in fact live in Oregon

On the set of Womb Raider III (not pictured: Jenna Jameson and Jayden James)

An eight year-old, who is accidentally left behind while his family flies to France for Christmas, has to defend his home against 6 idiotic burglars.

MASTER BLASTER RUNS BARTER TOWN. EMBARGO, ON.

Here we have the cast of Jet Li's new film posing with the star of Once Upon A Time In Little Vagina starring Jenna Jameson. It was a period piece...... very bloody.

Where's Rampage to complete this UN snapshot?

(Tito finally introduces the gang to his brother, Kuato)


Hint:Watch Total Recall

Look at lil Dana! This was before he had his teeth fixed and before UFC took off. Now look at the cocky, arrogant bastard! He's a Supastar!!!

For Making The Band season 4, Diddy found the perfect blend of fighters and actors

though the guy on the right was particularly creepy looking Jenna knew it was the smiling asian who would give her the most problems.

After all of Jenna's bitching, Tito finally decided to shave his left nut.

a shot of the ortiz/jameson wedding - tito ortiz with his groomsmen

Verne Troyer and Jackie Chan were apparently busy attending a symposium on Nanotechnology.

Dream 13 - The Comeback.

"Dana really looks smaller in person, you guys."

(will not be in Oregon)

Thats the kind of kid you get when 4 UFC heavyweights bang 1 asian "girl" Tito!

All of us put together have taken less shots to the face then Jenna Jameson!

Its like a really bad Wizard Of Oz Randys looking for his Soul, Titos looking for his career, Anonymous guy is looking for his way outta this nightmare and Chuck's looking for his chin Jet is just hoping to get the hell back home to China and away from these ass clowns!!

When Handy puts on Fedor's outfit, world peace is made.

THE NEW AND IMPROVED A-TEAM! (minus jet li)
Jet li- Haha he rook rike bunny

And I am geographically-inclined to attend.

When Jenna told Tito to "go punch the midget," that's not what she meant.

"smile for the camera"
"this is for calling me bruce you short fuck"
"i see those bunny ears BRUCE" (tries to elbow jet li in the crotch"
"too slow junior"

Jet Li, a midget, and Tito Ortiz all indicating how many times they've brought Jenna Jameson to orgasm.

@wiffacheeto:

I know that wasnt an entry, but that was still funny as hell.

Keanu Reeves?

As the cameraman lowered his lens to join the strangest orgy ever, Mini-Li cautioned, "Six is company, seven's a crowd".

And suddenly Jet Li's fighting inexperience was proven by "Cup Shot Willy" after his mocking bunny-ears was countered by a KungFu-inspired elbow shot to the junk. The rest of the cast of The Ultimate Fighter: Last Call tried to hide their reservations about this season's coaches with smiles, tears, mean-mugs, and blank stares.

This is completely irrelevant but I just found out yesterday my cousin's golden retriever was a gift from Jet Li. They are/were neighbors. This feels like such a coincadink.

Production photo from Fearless 2

Sylvester Stallone was on aware...that not only did he cast Jet Li, but the entire UFC circus as well

Premiering this fall on Fox; Five and a Half Men!

Captain America, Tito Ortiz, an Asian, a Cal Poly graduate, and a midget walk into a cage....

UFC's answer to Fedor: Mini Me, fighting as heavyweight under the handle "Black Hole."

i bet the little dudes head to body ratio is about the same as titos.

maybe tito borrowed him to make sure jenna would be able to handle having his kids.

"the deadliest fighting force in all of Asia....the immortals.."

Randy Couture:Who the hell is that?
Tito Ortiz: Who the hell is that?
Jet Li: Who the hell is that?
Midget:Who the hell is that?
Chuck Liddell: Who the hell is that?
Unknown Guy: No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

"Hi, im Jet Li and to my right, this is tito ortiz and he cant handle any of us !!!!" say Li as the fella's around the pair chuckle at ortiz.

Too bad the kid didn't get his looks from Jenna...

@WiffaCheeto

Rabbit Ears on the little guy dude. Peace sign... /slap

Jenna snapped this pic moments before the scene where she met Tito Ortiz.

Taken the moment Tito Sharted.

Is it written in genetic code that all Asians must put up a peace sign when taking a picture?

*Note: This is not a caption entry.