(‘Don’t worry, it’s not contagious. Just an allergic reaction to some stuff that I did not intentionally ingest.’)
So you’re sitting around the East Coast this weekend, trying to figure out some way that you can be one of the unappreciative jerks to boo Anderson Silva in person before he finally shapes up and starts knocking fools out again? Then we have good news. Thanks to the overwhelming generosity of our friends at Fight! Magazine we have two tickets to give away to UFC 101 in Philadelphia this weekend. All you have to do to get them is provide a caption for the above photo that makes us laugh in the easy, carefree manner that we haven’t known since childhood.
Of course, since this is a prize that involves some geographical eligibility restrictions, we’re going to try this whole ‘tell us whether you can actually, physically get there’ thing again. That didn’t go so well last time, despite the best efforts of 831 Son, so let’s all try not to drive him crazy with a blatant disregard for the rules this time.
The winner will be chosen by us, using whatever criteria we want, and we won’t give a damn what you think about it. Then we’ll let you know first thing tomorrow which of you lucky bastards will get to witness the glorious return to action of Amir Sadollah (you know, the guy from those UFC/Burger King promos!). Now get to work. And then go buy a copy of Fight! Magazine to show your gratitude.