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Caption Contest! Win Two Tickets to UFC 101 in Philly

(‘Don’t worry, it’s not contagious.  Just an allergic reaction to some stuff that I did not intentionally ingest.’)

So you’re sitting around the East Coast this weekend, trying to figure out some way that you can be one of the unappreciative jerks to boo Anderson Silva in person before he finally shapes up and starts knocking fools out again?  Then we have good news.  Thanks to the overwhelming generosity of our friends at Fight! Magazine we have two tickets to give away to UFC 101 in Philadelphia this weekend.  All you have to do to get them is provide a caption for the above photo that makes us laugh in the easy, carefree manner that we haven’t known since childhood.

Of course, since this is a prize that involves some geographical eligibility restrictions, we’re going to try this whole ‘tell us whether you can actually, physically get there’ thing again.  That didn’t go so well last time, despite the best efforts of 831 Son, so let’s all try not to drive him crazy with a blatant disregard for the rules this time.  

The winner will be chosen by us, using whatever criteria we want, and we won’t give a damn what you think about it.  Then we’ll let you know first thing tomorrow which of you lucky bastards will get to witness the glorious return to action of Amir Sadollah (you know, the guy from those UFC/Burger King promos!).  Now get to work.  And then go buy a copy of Fight! Magazine to show your gratitude.

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MARKP01- July 9, 2011 at 6:37 am
I am 1 hour away from Philly and could make it.
Josh: Why did you have to do that to me I don't understand
Fedor: You like battered woman in Russia.... you don't listen... when I say no cheese on burger I mean it now go get me a Vodka & tonic and tell that lady to stop tossing your salad
Cosmin- August 6, 2009 at 1:35 pm
A typical example of recurrent spousal abuse in the homosexual community - the victim on the left is unwilling to testify against his gay lover. The perpetrator on the right remains indifferent and unrepentant, and has been heard uttering the following threat, "Interrupt me when I'm at the playground again and I'll break your other testicle with the sledgehammer."

(Phuck Philly, I'm in Canada, eh :)
Cosmin- August 6, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Pictured on the left, a hardcore steroid abuser. Note the unfavourable temperament, as well as massive acne and blemishes on the face, both characteristic signs of elevated androgens in the body.
On the right, a healthy, steroid-free male. Note the happy carefree disposure and lack of acne despite a daily diet of ice cream cones.

(Phuck Philly, I'm in Canada :)
JohnS- August 6, 2009 at 8:54 am
This photo was taken immediately after they made a side bet to see who could be remembered as the biggest douchtard in MMA. Winner gets... An ice cream cone!

Oh yeah I live in NJ just a short drive away.
imakathefuture- August 6, 2009 at 8:30 am
Kellenavalanche- August 6, 2009 at 8:25 am
"Ok Fedor, we are gonna need You to smile more, yeah like that, biiig smile."

"And Josh, it's just not working for us, can You make a face like You're holding in a huge shit?"

"No, no. A HUUGE shit!"

"Perfect!! Now don't move!"

"Saaay ice cream and steroids!"

eor- August 6, 2009 at 8:05 am

"Shaken Babyface Syndrome"
eor- August 6, 2009 at 8:01 am
AIDSinator meet Terminator.

near philly.
Kellenavalanche- August 6, 2009 at 7:59 am
Got my shitty leather jacket? Check.
Got my own actual Affliction shirt on, the one that says my name on it? Check.
Got my friend here who I can't even talk to? Check.
Got fucked up shit all over my face? Oh yeah.
I'm Frankenstein? Check.

Brooklyn, 2 1/2 hours away. NBD.
AussieMMA- August 6, 2009 at 7:54 am
Fedor:-WTF happened to you!!???
Josh Barnett quietly:-well i was training with Aleksander to try and get a edge but all i got was this rash and a bad piss test!
Guy on the rights mind:-that mother fucker there look like he got swine flu..fuck look away b4 he comes over
Tapejunior- August 6, 2009 at 7:37 am
New Spokesman for Proactiv didn't completely read the label for banned substances

(I'm in Baltimore)
FreddyFingers- August 6, 2009 at 7:28 am
Fedor: Josh...Is your Herpes flaring up?

Josh: Yeah I forgot to take my Valtrex
PauloThiagoSilva- August 6, 2009 at 7:18 am
The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.
The second rule of Fight Club is... YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.

(I will find a way to get to Philly.)

Still waiting on the Sityodtong t-shirt I won and a replacement for the tickets to Radio City Hall I won and never received.
FISH940- August 6, 2009 at 7:14 am
JOSH U FOOL!!! I said let's fight...IN AFFLICTION!!!....not...AN AFFLICTION!!!

ready to fly.....flapping wings now
btw..Aug. 8th is our 17th wedding anniversary
(Wife watches every event with me!!)
banpow- August 6, 2009 at 7:01 am
Caption: With Hollywood aspirations and the need for a career change, Josh and Fedor send in their audition footage for the upcoming sequel "I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK AND LARRY 2 - THE BATTERED YEARS".

Live East Coast - Tentative flight plans arranged
fatewilltell1- August 6, 2009 at 6:53 am
This picture was taken just before Barnett wispered in Fedor's ear:

"..its funny, the steroids actually DO make you scratch despite the rumors... They actually make you scratch WORSE than heroin! Can you believe that?!? CHEEESE!

...If picked, I would easily make the trip, one hour outside Philly!
ldykilla82- August 6, 2009 at 6:39 am
Peer Pressure: Fedor couldn't help but chuckle when his buddy Josh started doing stevia to get in good with Dan Quinn.
rcj5019- August 6, 2009 at 5:49 am
Fedor : Sorry about the rug burn. I know it got a little crazy last night.

45 mins outside Philly. Go Forrest!
rcj5019- August 6, 2009 at 5:49 am
Fedor : Sorry about the rug burn. I know it got a little crazy last night.
Panik_Nation- August 6, 2009 at 5:39 am
Barnett forgot he was allergic to fighters with douchebag managers.

Note- very close to philly, an hour drive
ogerrg- August 6, 2009 at 5:28 am
Fedor to Josh's face: Even my Hot Spermy Loads hit hard enough to leave a mark!

I live 10 min outside Philly.
MIRJITSU- August 6, 2009 at 4:26 am
Barnett Stalker Girl (on bottom left): Ok Fedor, you distract him and I'm gonna bend over and smell his ass!!
Fedor: Uhhh ok.

I can go!
MIRJITSU- August 6, 2009 at 4:22 am
Barnett: Hey Fedor.....I was walking past your hotel room last night and heard you and Vadim "co-promoting" that slut you guys were with!

I can go!
MIRJITSU- August 6, 2009 at 4:21 am
Barnett: Hey Fedor.....I was walking past your hotel room last night and heard you and Vadim "co-promoting" that slut you guys were with!
MIRJITSU- August 6, 2009 at 4:20 am
Barnett: Hey man.. I heard the UFC offered you a shitload of money and Vadim turned it down
Fedor: The UFC tried to fuck me. There was not one mention of ice cream cones in that contract.