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Caption Contest: Win ‘Ultimate Ultimate Knockouts’

It’s real simple, people. The reader who writes the funniest caption for this picture of Josh Barnett and Hikaru Sato at a Pancrase event last Saturday gets a copy of the UFC’s Ultimate Ultimate Knockouts DVD. Let ‘em rip in the comments section — the winner will be announced on Friday.

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E Rush- December 26, 2007 at 11:41 pm
Hey Doc,

My boyfriend is gettting sore. Anything you can recommend?
Ray K- December 26, 2007 at 5:59 pm
Mr. Barnett, the penis transplant will indeed make you freak enough for the chance to fight fedor, but you will need to wear that belt around your waist from now on...

side comment:
damn the ref is nothing but a ghetto doctor.
Chuckie Diesel- December 26, 2007 at 10:49 am
Now would the two of you like the doctor to rap the results of your pregnancy test to the tune of Vanilla Ice "Ice Ice Baby" or Snow "Informer"?
Mr. B- December 26, 2007 at 1:36 am
The REF: Do you take this man to be..........

Sato: (interjects) I've dishonored my family.
We should of waited, till after the ceremony.
I shouldn't of worn white.

“Married in white, you will have chosen all right.
Married in grey, you will go far away.
Married in black, you will wish yourself back.
Married in red, you’ll wish yourself dead.
Married in blue, you will always be true.
Married in pearl, you’ll live in a whirl.
Married in green, ashamed to be seen,
Married in yellow, ashamed of the fellow.
Married in brown, you’ll live out of town.
Married in pink, your spirits will sink.”
Jeremy- December 26, 2007 at 12:34 am
I shaved my balls for this?
Chuckie Diesel- December 26, 2007 at 12:09 am
See honey, I told you going to see Dr. Ghetto wouldn't be so bad! Now go pee in the cup.
The bloc- December 25, 2007 at 10:16 pm
"You only get to play with him during the fight mr. Barnett, you need to let him go now"
Higgz- December 25, 2007 at 10:10 pm
"Don't cry. It's just that in this version of the story Goliath catches the rock and beats David's ass for wearing a banana hammock."
Rudi- December 25, 2007 at 9:06 pm you shave too? I'm REALLY glad i just won the key to my chastity belt.
BIG CHRIS- December 25, 2007 at 8:55 pm
This is the actual photo of Bobby Lee's response when finding out that Josh Barnett gave him the SARS virus.....Di Ali G show was on location, and conducted a short interveiw afterwards....
Jim- December 25, 2007 at 7:39 pm
no i won't give you your tracksuit back you lanky bastard
Geoffr0y- December 25, 2007 at 7:08 pm
Caption reads;
"Don't cry little buddy, Josh Barnett is sure that if you dropped down to say 185, your speedo would fit much better."
(side note: Geoffr0y assumes that everyone knows Josh Barnett kicks enough ass to always refer to himself in the third person.)
Ratman- December 25, 2007 at 7:03 pm
Mr. Barnett, it would be easier next time to remove your foot from his ass if you used some lube.
Rod- December 25, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Hey listen, I was told that some guy knocked the shit out of another and to come here and clean it up! That's a small penis by the way!
Toolman- December 25, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Come on man. Isn't it enough that you beat him? Do you have to give him a wedgie??
Jeremy- December 25, 2007 at 4:52 pm
Today in local news we must applaud Josh Barnett with a sweeping victory by way of Rear Naked Incisor Testicular Meat Hook Hold. Hold is showcased in Quinton Jackson's new gripping drama 'Midnight Meat Train.'
D Biggles- December 25, 2007 at 3:46 pm
MMM..screw the belt I want this nice piece of sushi right here.
Squashdog- December 25, 2007 at 3:31 pm like my jock? Would you like it autographed for your son? it may stop him from crying!