

(Will the pain from Shane fall mainly on the Cain? Photos courtesy of Sherdog.)
During an appearance on the Opie and Anthony show, Dana White had this to say about the UFC’s heavyweight title picture: "We’ve got Shane Carwin and Cain Velasquez fighting and probably the winner of that fight will fight Brock Lesnar."
Are Carwin and Velasquez worthy of the honor? Sure, in the sense that they’re both incredibly talented, exciting to watch, and undefeated. But like many #1 contenders matches, timing is everything. From my angle, the winner of Carwin/Velasquez would have to fight the winner of Cro Cop/Dos Santos to truly determine who’s worthy of the next heavyweight title shot. Unfortunately, that would take too long, and the UFC needs to strike the Brock-iron while it’s hot.
Still, Shane vs. Cain will get the job done. After all, both possess the wrestling chops to avoid the smothering that Brock put on Heath Herring and Frank Mir, and Carwin in particular has the striking power to give Brock a bad night. (For the same reason, he’ll probably come out on top against Velasquez, who was repeatedly put on queer street by Cheick Kongo at UFC 99, and relied on his vast wrestling advantage to even the playing field — an advantage he wouldn’t have over Shane or Brock.)
And of course, Carwin vs. Velasquez is a more legitimate #1 contender fight than the upcoming welterweight match between Mike Swick and Martin Kampmann. The winner of that one gets a golden ticket to his own funeral. Good luck with the reconstructive surgery, guys.








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commentsI've seen a lot of swords and not one a SINGLE one of them had dick-like ridges and a fucking glans at the end.
That thing is 100% undeniably a cock with a handle on it.
That 9th grade line was great. Well done. HAL is still a fag, and only about 2 of us even read the brainshit he puts on here.
I've been watching Carwin since his first fight in the UFC. You can't deny the power he's got... dude's spent a total of 12 and a half minutes in the cage in 11 fights. Gonzaga is a rough night for anyone, and Shane took 3 solid shots before he got rocked, Mr. Loupe. Go ahead and watch him put Neil Wain down, and picture a big dick on the guys chest. That's what I see in December, maybe January. Carwin's got more class than even GSP; and, he's willing to work harder than anyone I can think of to bring his skills up to match. I hope he kills Lesnar and then Fedor. I'm not holding my breath for that last one though.
Just a few things:
"Faggot" has two g's.
Your is possessive. What you mean is "You are..." and the contraction for that is "you're". Maybe pay attention in 9th grade again next year. It's important to get the basics down.
Also... HAL would kick your ass. I'm a big pussy, but HAL would mangle you. I'd just direct all your anger at me if you know what's good for you.
It's 8:20 am. You better run. The bus will be here. Don't forget your lunch money.
I think somethings wrong with your angle.. you should have it looked at and maybe get a new one. "Cro Cop" and "title shot" should never be in the same sentence again without being seperated by "will never get a". Dos Santos is several wins away from even thinking about a title as well and even if he beats Cro Cop that shouldn't put him much closer. What were you thinking on that one...
Cain has no chance against Lesnar, Carwin could be a threat. Lets pray that Cain doesn't get lucky and beat Carwin because I think he would get his ass handed to him by Lesnar and no one wants to see Lesnar win again.
if you dont think a big ass dude cant punch him in the face and knock him the fuck out you are seriously dillusional.
cain vs brock or carwin vs brock i see either of the 3 getting knock out in the 1st. i dont mean stopped i mean ktfo like nate quarry horizontal zombie ktfo
oh and the whole carwin same weight looks ripped and brock looks flabby...brock moves anyone in front of him like theyre behind him pushing him...he is a mac truck
either of these guys could beat cock chestner.
Cock chestner has NO skills.
HAL is most assuredly a fag.
Sadly Ironclad you left out his gay friend 831 son.
I hate that the 2 best have to fight brock, they both should get a shot at brock win lose or draw, and I bet cock chestner would lose to both of em, then all his queer fans could go away, like their buddy COOL!
either of these guys could beat cock chestner.
Cock chestner has NO skills.
HAL is most assuredly a fag.
Sadly Ironclad you left out his gay friend 831 son.
I hate that the 2 best have to fight brock, they both should get a shot at brock win lose or draw, and I bet cock chestner would lose to both of em, then all his quuer fans could go away, like their buddy COOL!
Either guy could beat Brock Lesnar standing. Lesnar has shit for hands stand up wise. That dude only hits people cuse he's got hulk mits. Man fuck lesnar, that piece of shit wouldnt stand a chance if it werent for sheer size and strength. That homo has nooooo skill, NONE. He's just a big ogre, trust me he will get KTFO if he stays on his feet. The only way to beat him is standing and trust me he will get figured out.
If only Fedor would come over and knock this fool out, itd take all of a minute to put that big dopey shit kicker right on his ass. Until that happens im rooting for Carwin or Velasquez.
Hal is a fagot and GOOG is his little puppy bitch. Your both retarted.
Yeah Heath Herring was a real challenge. If they would get destroyed by your crush Lesnar why are you bitching?
Carwin and Cain haven't fought anyone apart from cans, or both of their last bouts against people who themselves haven't beat anyone but cans. Carwin vs Cain for the Heavyweight Can Crusher of the World title and a date with death when the get crushed by Lesnar and then they can go back to fight a sucession of random fat dudes, and build up more pointless hype to idiots like rampageisgod.
Ill be pulling for Cain, at least he actually has a little bit of skill. Carwin is such a joke, hasn't fought anyone. Gonzaga is way over hyped, who beat a past his prime cro cop like 5 years ago and apart from that he's only beat cans. Now Carwin gets a title shot if he beats a 6-0 inexperienced rookie. What a fucking joke, he should be ashamed of himself and do the right thing and let someone decent like couture/nog winner have the title shot. But he won't do that because he is scum.
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