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Casting Call for “Ultimate Fighter”: USA vs. UK

(‘Come on, you pussies and posers!’)

Listen up middleweights and welterweights. Have you always wanted to be on reality TV, but you keep getting rejected from Rock of Love? Do you possess awesome MMA skillz or, failing that, a willingness to take a beating from those who do? Do you have an inspiring personal story? How about a drinking problem? If you answered yes to at least a couple of these questions, and you can pass for either an American or a Brit, you could be on the next season of Spike TV’s “The Ultimate Fighter.”

Two open casting calls will help determine next season’s participants, Spike TV announced today. The first is in London on October 20 at the Earls Court Exhibition Centre, and the other is in Chicago at the Crowne Plaza Chicago O’Hare Hotel on October 27.

Since this season will be all about the across-the-pond rivalry, it might be a good idea to come up with a story about how much you hate Americans/Brits. It shouldn’t be too difficult to think of a reason, no matter which one you happen to be.

One thing to keep in mind, contestants will once more be forced to fight their way onto the show. That should come as no surprise at this point, but we’re betting there will still be at least one joker who shows up twenty pounds overweight anyway. If you play your cards right, this season that joker could be you!

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Mike- October 6, 2008 at 1:18 pm
I've got a question... They say that contestants will be forced to fight their way on the show, and that some joker will be twenty pounds overweight. Does this mean that everyone who comes to the casting call has to make the 185 lb. weight? Or is there a weight allowance type thing?
ufc fan sucked on a lepors ballack- October 6, 2008 at 1:09 pm
what do u mean its a great idea do u mean like tuf 3 when english boy favourite bit was the final when josh haynes said its gona be like a 1on 1 rendition of the boston tea party then slaging bisping off saying he hated how he speaks and hated england even tho he has never been.then starts crying saying my little boy survived brain cancer and if he can do that i can beat bisping.touching hands across the world ha ha ha it dont matter if yr son has brain cancer yr still a fat useless smurf lookalike that got beat shit out of and i wouldn't touch yr bird with a stick proper fucking munta man ha ha ha and the time when tito was the champ and lee muray beat him like a pinyatta bring it u sweetcorn dicks
ufc fan sucked on a lepors ballack- October 6, 2008 at 12:32 pm
u couldn't knock a fish off a wet plate u fucking stupid twat. u will leave afterwards to get some false teeth when i knock the bastards out and i hope u like sitting down cos i will but u in a fucking wheelchair u pleb then u and yr ugly fat mum will both be window lickin on the number 9.then i will apply to be yr home help so i can watch u pee in yr piss bag then pup yr fat crippled mum while i laugh like fuck then al pay sum sweaty fat nigger to come stick his fuck off shlong in yr mouth while u do yr steven hawkins impresion.when u try pulling yr silly little arm bar on me first i will giggle then show u some real ultimate fighting and stamp on yr fucking face bite yr ear off and strangle u with yr mums fanny beadsthen shag yr bird up her arse till she screams my name
UFC fan- October 6, 2008 at 4:01 am
Where is that UK toothless babbling fag-boy who posts on here every blue moon? Is he gonna be on the show maybe? Hey thats perfect I will be the American who goes on the show just to beat his ass and leave afterwards :)
You think he babbles now wait till after i give him more brain damage you wont be able to understand a thing that piece of trash says ever again. ha! this show is a great idea.
Geriatric Peon- October 5, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Fuck canadians................... I have never heard of this GSP person so shut up.
nick- October 5, 2008 at 6:04 pm
so what canadians can't try out for this season?
Earl- October 5, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Where's Ross Pointon?
TUF Guy- October 5, 2008 at 5:21 pm
YESSS!!! Ohhhh it's ON!!!!
"Classy" Freddie Assy- October 5, 2008 at 5:10 pm
And who could make the show, put up a forgettable effort, get kicked off the show, not fight for over a year, call yourself a "part-time" fighter and then find yourself winning the main event in front of millions of network TV viewers in 14 could happen to you, nameless fighters of the world. It could happen to you.