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Catch the UFC 153 Weigh-Ins Right Here Starting at 3 p.m. EST [UPDATED w/RESULTS]

(It was at the UFC 153 pre-fight press conference that Stephan Bonnar revealed his true gameplan to defeat Anderson: G.T.L.) 

All the fighters for tomorrow night’s UFC 153 event are scheduled to hit the scales starting at 3 p.m. EST this afternoon from the HSBC Arena in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, so make sure to swing by the Tater to check out all the intense, barely-clothed staredowns you could ever ask for. Did that come off as gay? Because we didn’t mean for it to come off as gay; not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Anyway, a string of injuries (go figure) and a good old fashioned case of hepatitis have dramatically altered the face of UFC 153, leaving us with a main event matchup that, when viewed through an incredibly narrow and skewed lens, is almost plausible. So swing by this afternoon to see whether or not Stephan Bonnar will piss himself after he realizes just how big of a mistake he has actually made, whether or not Anderson Silva will come dressed as a Jabbawockee again, and whether or not the Brazilian audience will still be donning their “I fucked Chael Sonnen Last Night” t-shirts. Also, be sure to swing by tomorrow at 10 p.m. EST for our official liveblog of all the action!

-Anderson Silva (202) vs. Stephan Bonnar (205)
-Fabio Maldonado (203) vs. Glover Teixeira (204)
-Dave Herman (244) vs. Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira (243)
-Jon Fitch (170) vs. Erick Silva (169)
-Phil Davis (206) vs. Wagner Prado (204)
-Demian Maia (170) vs. Rick Story (170)

-Rony “Jason” Mariano Bezerra (145) vs. Sam Sicilia (146)
-Gleison Tibau (155) vs. Francisco Trinaldo (154)
-Diego Brandao (144) vs. Joey Gambino (146)
-Renee Forte (169) vs. Sergio Moraes (169)

-Chris Camozzi (185) vs. Luiz Cane (184)
-Reza Madadi (155) vs. Cristiano Marcello (155)

-Make sure to catch Madadi vs. Marcello on the FB prelims, because their staredown nearly erupted into a Strikeforcian brawl.

-Joey Gambino has a tattoo of a cage going halfway around his torso. Just thought that needed mentioning. Also, he’s a dead man.

-Erick Silva is a BEAST. Dude looks like the cartel leader’s henchman from every Brazilian gang movie ever made.

-What the fuck was that one kid in the Silva/Gracie train doing? Because it looked like he was crying. He was definitely crying. Must have been related to Stephan.

-J. Jones

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NomadRip- October 12, 2012 at 12:50 pm
Glad you guys were here. I fell asleep while Fitch was weighing in.

I hope Bonnar is wearing his "NOT CHAEL SONNEN!" shirt this week.
The12ozCurls- October 12, 2012 at 9:49 am
Mr. Jones - I am not interested in your petty m4m advances. You can take that to craiglist. I am sure there is plenty to choose from in Bean Town.
J.Jones- October 12, 2012 at 9:41 am
How could you say that, Tater, AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU?! Not sexually, I just mean...fuck I've done it again.
Tater-Williams- October 12, 2012 at 9:30 am
Ya, you are gay Mr. J. Jones.
The12ozCurls- October 12, 2012 at 9:52 am
Leave JJ alone