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Catch the ‘UFC 156: Aldo vs. Edgar’ Weigh-Ins Live Right Here Starting at 7 p.m. EST [UPDATED w/RESULTS]

(While Arianny was surely impressed by Ubereem’s physique, Chandella quickly remarked that she had seen greater stallions than Alistair when put out to pasture earlier that afternoon.) 

Jose Aldo, Frankie Edgar, Alistair Overeem, and the rest of the 22 fighters set to compete on tomorrow night’s UFC 156: Aldo vs. Edgar card are scheduled to hit the scales LIVE from the Mandalay Bay Events Center in Las Vegas starting at 7 p.m. EST. You know what that means, so join us after the jump to catch all of the weigh-in action. My predictions: Volkmann gets booed, Arianny gets wooed, and Yves Edwards deviates from his usual bag of KC Masterpiece for a tube of Pringles that shoots out a fake snake when he offers a chip to opponent Isaac Vallie-Flagg. Then he turns to his crew of frat bros and yells “Freshman!” before proceeding to paddle the ever-loving shit of the UFC newbie, because it is NOT OK to be a UFC newbie.

Main Card
Jose Aldo (145) vs. Frankie Edgar (144)
Rashad Evans (206) vs. Antonio Rogerio Nogueira (206)
Alistair Overeem (264) vs. Antonio Silva (262)
Jon Fitch (171) vs. Demian Maia (170)
Joseph Benavidez (126) vs. Ian McCall (125)

Preliminary Card
Evan Dunham (155) vs. Gleison Tibau (155)
Jay Hieron (168) vs. Tyron Woodley (170)
Bobby Green (155) vs. Jacob Volkmann (156)
Yves Edwards (155) vs. Isaac Vallie-Flagg (156)
Chico Camus (134) vs. Dustin Kimura (139.5*)
Edwin Figueroa (137.5*) vs. Francisco Rivera (137*)

*Wow, the first three fighters miss weight. They will all be given an hour to lose the pounds. 

Update: Figueora and Rivera made weight, but Kimura did not. According to Ariel Helwani, 20% of Kimura’s purse will be forfeited to Chico Camus.

-J. Jones

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RearNakedSpoon- February 2, 2013 at 3:14 pm
Nah Xeno, but I think he could rock Fitch and then scramble for his back. Fitch is very strong on BJJ defense as well but I think Mais's ground game is just too good.
XENOPHON- February 2, 2013 at 12:41 pm
RNC I thought up until recently Fitch could take punch well. You think Maia has the power to KO Fitch?
RearNakedSpoon- February 2, 2013 at 9:00 am
Maia via RNC after he knocks him down and scrambles for his back.
I actually like Fitch but he isn't going to look for constant takedowns and Maia's boxing has been improving dramatically.
XENOPHON- February 2, 2013 at 8:07 am
@ ALL, who is being favored to win, Fitch vs. Maia?
rtyrye- February 2, 2013 at 7:46 am
watch here>>
RearNakedSpoon- February 2, 2013 at 5:18 am
I don't think Overeem looks any smaller muscular just less defined and this is the most he has ever weighed in at I believe. Kind of hard to tell what his weight means when he wears jeans on the scale though.
RearNakedSpoon- February 2, 2013 at 5:18 am
Tursmo- February 2, 2013 at 12:35 am
Hahaha, what. Has Rogan always had that "Keep calm and Creep on" shirt?
thegorilla- February 1, 2013 at 9:43 pm
Rheem looks soft.
wwhitekimbo- February 1, 2013 at 8:27 pm
20% of Kimura’s purse will be forfeited to Chico Camus...thats like what 500.00 bucks
eatthecage- February 1, 2013 at 6:49 pm
Holy shit Overeem is much smaller..
amsterdamheavy- February 1, 2013 at 6:44 pm
Haters Gonna Hate = HGH

Vewy vewy inturrrrestin
anderson wanderlei paulo thiago alves silva- February 1, 2013 at 6:14 pm
Would of been funny if frank blew out his acl jumping like that
El Guapo- February 1, 2013 at 5:08 pm
C.R.E.A.M. Cash rules everything ar... Wait, no. Lemmee try that again.
C.R.E.A.M. Can Reem entice Arianny's mammaries? I mean, we KNOW he can entice her vageery by looking at the GIF. Just wondering..
Fried Taco- February 1, 2013 at 5:01 pm
Looks like it took them a bit to get the scale working right.
J.Jones- February 1, 2013 at 4:42 pm
@teep - That gif is from the UFC 141 weigh-ins.
teep- February 1, 2013 at 4:31 pm
I thought chandella was fired for porn!!!