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Catch the UFC 157 Weigh-Ins (Now With Women!) Right Here Starting at 7 p.m. EST


(This is where we’d normally tell you Taters to keep it in your pants, but since Ronda’s barely keeping it it hers..)

Ronda Rousey, Liz Carmouche, and the rest of the 24 fighters competing at tomorrow’s UFC 157: One Small Step for the UFC, One Giant Leap for Womankind event will be hitting the scales tonight starting at 7 p.m. EST. It’s a card that is all but guaranteed to deliver thrills from top-to-bottom, especially in light of the UFC’s recently implemented “Dan Hardy Stipulation” that renders all UFC contracts null and void should the fighter not “bring it every fucking time.” I’m just reading the press release, folks.

Anyway, join us after the jump for a video of the weigh-ins along with the fastest goddamn results in the entire goddamn internet. Seriously, we dare you to find another MMA site that updates the results faster than we do. You will not.

Main Card 
Ronda Rousey (134.6) vs. Liz Carmouche (133.6)
Dan Henderson (205) vs. Lyoto Machida (202)
Urijah Faber (136) vs. Ivan Menjivar (135.6)
Court McGee (170) vs. Josh Neer (171)
Josh Koscheck (171) vs. Robbie Lawler (171)

Preliminary Card (FX)
Lavar Johnson (255) vs. Brendan Schaub (242)
Mike Chiesa (156.2) vs. Anton Kuivanen (156)
Dennis Bermudez (145) vs. Matt Grice (145)
Caros Fodor (155) vs. Sam Stout (155)

Preliminary Card (Facebook)
Brock Jardine (170) vs. Kenny Robertson (170)
Neil Magny (171) vs. Jon Manley (171)
Nah-Shon Burrell (175.8*) vs. Yuri Villefort (170.4)

 *Will be a catchweight bout.

-J. Jones

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intercept440- February 23, 2013 at 3:17 pm
oh i wasnt joking Ben...i wasnt joking at all......
send me a fucking shirt though if you want...
crappiefloper- February 23, 2013 at 3:15 pm
She does look like Uriah though.
BOOM!
Alan K- February 23, 2013 at 6:29 am
Liz is just glad that people aren't making horse-face jokes for once.
Darkside- February 22, 2013 at 6:36 pm
Man, Urijah Faber is taking on girls for title sho.....DAMNIT!!!! I wanted to be the millionth!
bgoldstein- February 22, 2013 at 6:30 pm
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS, INTERCEPT440. YOU ARE THE MILLIONTH PERSON TO MAKE THAT FUCKING JOKE!!!!
intercept440- February 22, 2013 at 6:24 pm
why is uriah faber fighting ronda while wearing a wig??
Fried Taco- February 22, 2013 at 5:29 pm
So I was searching on my Hopper to find the Preliminary card on FX so I could record it, when I noticed an extra UFC 157 program called Facebook card. It looks like Dish is actually showing the Facebook fights. I set it to record those as well, so we'll see if it actually works!
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