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Catch the ‘UFC on FX 3′ Weigh-Ins Live Right Meow!


(You see this, right here? It’s like pedophilia gold, son.) 

The weigh-ins for tomorrow night’s UFC on FX 3 card kick off in just a few minutes, so join us after the jump for live results, won’t you? Featuring a rematch of the bodged flyweight tournament semifinal between Ian McCall and Demetrious Johnson, as well as a sure to be slugfest between Josh Neer and Mike Pyle, the UFC’s return to FX can only exceed our expectations, and might just become one of the sleeper cards of the year.

Bullshit hype aside, come check out the weigh-ins and see what happens.

Things of note:
- Demetrious Johnson appears to be playing Mega Man while waiting to hit the scales. Awesome.

-Ariel Helwani, on the other hand, appears to have stolen a suit directly off the set of the Miami Vice remake.

- I would motorboat Karyn Bryant on a moment’s notice, whether her husband was watching or not.

-Great, there appears to be a glitch happening on the broadcast.

-The feed is having a full-on epileptic seizure at this point. Somebody get a shoe in it’s mouth so it doesn’t swallow its tongue!

-And now it’s officially dead. Fuck you, Youtube.

-FINALLY the stream is working…to inform us that the stream is now over. FFFFFUUUUUUU!!!

Results:

Main Card (FX Channel):
Demetrious Johnson (126) vs. Ian McCall (125)
Charlie Brenneman (171) vs. Erick Silva (169)
Josh Neer (170.5) vs. Mike Pyle (171)
Scott Jorgensen (136) vs. Eddie Wineland (135.5)

Preliminary Card (FUEL TV):
Leonard Garcia (146) vs. Matt Grice (146)
Mike Pierce (171) vs. Carlos Eduardo Rocha (170.5)
Seth Baczynski (171) vs. Lance Benoist (170.5)
Dustin Pague (136) vs. Jared Papazian (133)
Tim Means (155.5) vs. Justin Salas (155)
Caio Magalhaes (186) vs. Buddy Roberts (185)
Bernardo Magalhaes (155) vs. Henry Martinez (156)
Jake Hecht (171) vs. Sean Pierson (170)

-J. Jones

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linzhancw- June 9, 2012 at 8:35 am

http://tinyurl.com/top2biz . . . . . .
linzhancu- June 8, 2012 at 7:13 am
http://tinyurl.com/top2biz .. .0.0.
Alan K- June 7, 2012 at 4:10 pm
I love that the feed starting having problems again right near the end and they were like "Fuck it, just end the stream." Good job UFC. Way to psyche me up for a card that I just remembered is happening.
Fried Taco- June 7, 2012 at 2:11 pm
Twas a shitty stream., unwatchable.
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