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Photo Gallery: UFC Ring Girl Arianny Celeste Heats Up Auto Makeover Show Overhaulin’


(Photos courtesy of APIX Syndication via MadeMan.com)

Tonight at 9 p.m./8c, veteran UFC Octagon Girl Arianny Celeste makes her debut as the co-host of Overhaulin’, an “extreme auto makeover series” on the Velocity channel. To honor the occasion, our buds at MadeMan have posted a gallery of never-before-seen Arianny Celeste photos, along with some handy biographical information and career facts. Even longtime followers of Ms. Celeste’s work might be surprised to learn her actual full name, which is apparently “Arianny Celeste-Penelope Lopez Marquez.” Huh. Good to know.

Check out MadeMan’s full Arianny Celeste gallery right here!

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Obligatory Brittney Palmer Lingerie Photoshoot Post

The lack of fucks we give about whatever UFC ring girl Brittney Palmer has had done to her mouth/face region can simply not be overstated (understated?). Criticizing her “duck lip” or “Joan Rivers face” — as the surely Derek Zoolander-looking members of MMA forums near and far have described it — is akin to chastising a star for shining too brightly, an Arby’s sandwich for being paired with too much Au Jus. Did Palmer necessarily require (in our eyes, at least) whatever treatment she underwent? No, but we’d still yadda yadda dicks through broken glass yadda yadda hear her fart through a walkie-talkie.

We have no idea what magazine/calendar/website Ms. Palmer was recently photographed in her undies for, but again, we give less fucks about that information than Rick Grimes in the third season of The Walking Dead. So enjoy this video. Enjoy it, then start preparing that mile of broken glass to commence said dick dragging.

-J. Jones

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Reminder: MMA Ring Girl Shannon Ihrke Is Still Really, Really Hot [PHOTOS]

We just spotted this recent BabesofMMA photo of Invicta FC/Hidden Talent MMA ring girl Shannon Ihrke, which proves once again that Shannon is arguably the greatest whooty in ring girl history.

It’s been a while since we’ve put together a gallery-tribute to the former active-duty Marine Sergeant and current Loop Rock Girl, and we figured it was time for a sequel. Check out some recent highlights in the gallery after the jump, and visit her Twitter and Facebook pages for lots more!

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MMA Impressions With Jade Bryce, Part 2: The Thrill of Victory [VIDEO]


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Well, we warned you. Bellator ring girl Jade Bryce has returned for another installment of “MMA Impressions” for CagePotato.com, in which she gives her own unique take on these classic victory celebrations:

- BJ Penn‘s blood-licking
- Stephan Bonnar‘s thousand-yard stare
- Ronaldo “Jacare” Souza‘s gator-crawl
- Anderson Silva‘s guitar-strum
- Phil Baroni‘s “I’M THE MAN!” speech
- Roy Nelson‘s belly-rub
- Tito Ortiz‘s grave-digger
- The Rampage howl
- Jamie Varner‘s chicken/naptime/worm routine
- King Mo‘s energy-drink shower

Epic upon epic. If you dug this video, let Jade know on Twitter @TheJadeBryce, and get to know her even better at OfficialJadeBryce.com!

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[VIDEO] So We Guess We Should Post This BTS Video of Arianny Celeste’s 2014 Calendar Shoot, Right?

Bad news, Potato Nation. According to our research, it has been at least 4 days since we’ve posted anything remotely spank-worthy on our site (unless Miesha Tate in jorts really does it for you). As such, our evil, robotic overlords forgiving, kind-hearted supervisors have informed us that if we want to continue enjoying Stir-Friday and Jameson-sponsored-skydiving-Tuesdays here at CP, we best get with the titties. Apparently the occasional Darrill Schoonover post just doesn’t cut it anymore.

So that brings us to the above behind-the-scenes video of Arianny Celeste’s 2014 calendar shoot. We’re not sure if anyone honestly purchases calendars anymore, but what the hell? It’ll provide a few of you with a temporary escape from your jobs that certainly suck more than ours and the rest of you with a chance to act like you totally wouldn’t hit that, so enjoy.

Five bucks out of my wallet goes to the commenter who can make the best “Who would want to be behind Arianny’s scenes?” joke or alternate version thereof.

-J. Jones

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Hot Potato: 15 Photos of Brazilian Model Jhenny Andrade, UFC 163′s Guest Ring Girl


(Click for larger version. Full gallery is after the jump.)

The tireless babe-watchers at MMAJunkie are reporting that Brazilian model Jhenny Andrade has been hired as a ring girl for UFC 163: Aldo vs. Korean Zombie, this Saturday in Rio. As Junkie tells it:

Andrade has previously done some television work in Brazil and briefly studied journalism before electing to focus on her modeling career. She lists UFC 163 headliner Jose Aldo as her favorite UFC fighter.

He seems very nice and personable — very down to Earth,” Andrade said. “He was also the first fighter I ever saw in action, and he fights with so much passion.”

The 25-year-old Sao Paulo native will work the round-cards alongside Camila Oliveira. Check out more lovely Jhenny Andrade photos in the gallery below, and let us know what you think!

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TEASER TRAILER: “MMA Impressions With Jade Bryce, Part 2″…Coming Soon


(Props: YouTube.com/CagePotato)

Roy Nelson. Tito Ortiz. Rampage Jackson. Anderson Silva. BJ Penn. Stephan Bonnar. King Mo. Jamie Varner. Phil Baroni.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Previously: CagePotato Presents: MMA Impressions, With Jade Bryce [VIDEO]

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Hot Potato: 23 Photos of Cage Wars Ring Girl Jessica Storie


(Photo courtesy of BlazzinPix.com. Full gallery is after the jump.)

And now, your daily dose of yowza. Props to the hard-working talent scouts at Babes of MMA for introducing us to Jessica Storie, a 19-year-old model from Dalton, Massachusetts, who does ring girl gigs for the upstate-New York-based amateur MMA promotion Cage Wars.

Jessica loves to play guitar in her free time, and lists tattoos, country boys, motorcycles, and sense of humor among her turn-ons. Check out some of our favorite Jessica Storie photos in the gallery below, and follow her life on Twitter and Facebook. And help Jessica become Playboy’s Miss Social July 2013 by voting here!

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Hot Potato: 15 Photos (And Then Some!) Of Tuff-N-Uff Ring Girl Aubrey Evans


(Photo via Playboy.com. Full gallery is after the jump.)

Props to Babes of MMA for introducing us to Aubrey Evans, a 23-year-old swimsuit model, spokesmodel, and actress based in Las Vegas who made her ring girl debut for Tuff-N-Uff last weekend. Previously, Aubrey has held round cards for the WEC and as a Corona boxing girl. Check out some of our favorite Aubrey Evans photos in the gallery below, and visit her on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and her official website for much more.

And before ReX complains, yes there is a “page 2″ in this gallery. Click that “next page” link below for some delightfully NSFW samples from Aubrey’s two nude pictorials for Playboy.com. Yesssssss.

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Miesha Tate’s Latest ‘ESPN Body Issue’ Photos Give Us Slightly More Ass, Hand-Bra


(Photo by Ben Watts for ESPN The Magazine. Click image for full-size version)

We’re not sure if these were supposed to be released or what*, but CP reader Travis S. found two more nude photos from Miesha Tate‘s “ESPN Body Issue” shoot buried deep within ESPN’s website, and we just had to share them. (The second one is after the jump.) As you can see, the photo above shows a much-more generous helping of ass-crack than the first “Body Issue” photo of Tate that was released over the weekend, and the one below is of the classic hand-bra style, with those pink wraps mysteriously missing. They’re all shot from the same profile angle, but who knows, maybe there’s a more varied selection out there somewhere. So keep searching, perverts!

* If they weren’t supposed to be released, there’s no need to sue us, ESPN lawyers. A simple cease-and-desist will do just fine.

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