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Hot Potato: British UFC Ring Girl Carly Baker Strips Down for ‘Zoo’


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Props to Babes of MMA for uncovering this recent Zoo Magazine photoshoot with UFC ring girl Carly Baker, who’s been lighting up the promotion’s U.K. events for nearly a year. You can head over to ZooToday.com for a behind-the-scenes video from Carly’s shoot, as well as a Q&A featuring gems like this:

You’ve been in UFC a year now, so have you perfected your octagon walk now?
I have, yeah. It took a while, but I’ve got a bit of wiggle now, I shake it now that I know what I’m doing. But now that I’ve said that, I’ll probably fall over next time I’m up there. I always like to do my tiger at the end, though!

Your…tiger?
Yeah, it’s my little hand thing where I bare my claws like a tiger. If you shout loudly enough for it, then I’ll always do it. It’s my little signature move.

Hmm…sounds familiar. Check out more great shots from Carly’s Zoo pictorial in the gallery below (plus two bonus photos at the end), follow her on Twitter and Instagram, and keep an eye out for Carly’s tiger-thing during UFC Fight Night: Gustafsson vs. Manuwa — only on Fight Pass!

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Hot Potato: 26 Photos of MMA Ring Girl/Playboy Model Sarah Clayton


(Props: Robert Sleeper Photography via Sarah’s Facebook page)

Kudos to BabesofMMA for turning us on to Sarah Clayton, a Pennsylvania-based model and ring girl who has put in work for Pure MMA, MMA Melee, and Tap or Sleep. Among her long list of modeling credits, Sarah has been featured in Maxim, Men’s Health, and has had multiple appearances as a Playboy Cybergirl and in Playboy Special Editions. (Yes, my son. This gallery has a NSFW page 2.)

Outside of her career as a model, Sarah works full-time as a physical therapist assistant in an orthopedic clinic. She loves the 76ers and her English Bulldog, Iggy. Check out some of our favorite Sarah Clayton photos in the gallery below, and get to know her better on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.

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Hot Potato: 13 Photos of ONE FC’s Hottest New Ring Girl, Maya T

Singapore-based promotion One FC might not have the most stacked rosters or big-name fighters to boast (except for Alain Ngalani, of course) but they are in a league of their own when it comes to spotting ring girl talent, and I’m not just saying that because of my well-documented Asian fetish. We’ve already devoted Hot Potato galleries to One FC ring girls Felixia Yeap and Park Si Hyun, and now, the promotion has recently announced the addition of fitness model Maya T to their roster. Therefore, we must now document Maya’s history of hotness in vivid detail, as is tradition.

According to her interview with FHM, Maya likes men who work out regularly, hates men with smelly feet (Ed note: opposing ideologies much?), and sleeps in a t-shirt and underwear. Excuse me while I pick these pieces of my brain off the floor. Check out the best photos of Maya the internet has to offer after the jump, and for more pictures/updates on One FC’s newest standout, head over to her Twitter page.

-J. Jones

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Hot Potato: 15 Photos of Model/GLORY Girl/Ken-Flo’s Girlfriend Clark Gilmer

A member of GLORY‘s all-star crew of ring girls, Clark Gilmer is a South Carolina-bred model/actress who competed on season 11 of America’s Next Top Model, and has also made appearances in How I Met Your Mother, Dexter, and Argo*, to name just a few of her TV and film credits.

She also happens to be Kenny Florian‘s girlfriend. Seriously. Here’s a picture of them on a red carpet, where Ken-Flo is wearing some sort of weird hipster costume. Here’s a bunch of photos by James Law in which Clark looks absurdly hot and Kenny Florian just looks like Kenny Florian. I’m not trying to knock Kenny’s hustle, I’m just saying…how the hell did this happen?

Check out more of our favorite Clark Gilmer photos in the gallery below, follow her on twitter, and be sure to tune in to GLORY 12 this Saturday, live on Spike TV (9 p.m. ET / 8 p.m. CT).

* As Clark’s bio explains, Ben Affleck** requested Clark by name to play a small featured role in the film.

** “Get me Clawk fehkin’ Gilmuh, arrite? I need this fehkin’ smoke-show for my pitcheh.” — Direct made-up quote from Ben Affleck

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Hot Potato: 15 Photos (And Then Some) of GLORY Ring Girl Alyssa Arce


(Photo via Playboy.com. Check out Alyssa’s full gallery after the jump.)

This Saturday, GLORY will host their next kickboxing event at New York City’s Madison Square Garden, featuring a $150,000 lightweight tournament headlined by Armenian-Italian superstar Georgio Petrosyan. (You can watch GLORY 12 live on Spike TV starting at 9 p.m. ET / 8 p.m. CT.) The promotion will also be bringing an A-list crew of ring girls that you can get to know right here.

One of the new GLORY Girls is Alyssa Arce, a 21-year-old Myrtle Beach native who broke out in the modeling world earlier this year when she was named Playboy‘s Miss July 2013*. The half-Honduran beauty played soccer for 15 years, and currently lives in Florida with two cats and three dogs. Get to know her better on Twitter and Facebook, and check out lots more of our favorite Alyssa Arce photos in the gallery below…

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The 12 Greatest Ring Girls in UFC History, Ranked


(Edith and Arianny on the job, back when the phrase “GOD’S STREET SOLDIER” used to mean something. / Photo via CombatLifestyle.com)

When ranking the greatest UFC ring girls of all time, four criteria must be considered: looks, personality, longevity, and whether or not they ever posed nude for Playboy. (That last one is probably the most important.) So in honor of the UFC’s 20th anniversary, we decided to pay tribute to the unsung heroines of the Octagon, who bravely circle the cage in booty-shorts to remind drunken fans what round it is. Disagree with our list? Then let us know in the comments section, tough guy.

#12 & #11 (tie): Chrissy Blair and Vanessa Hanson

Chrissy and Vanessa both made their UFC ring girl debuts in 2011 after winning contests put on by Transworld, and were officially added to the Octagon Girl rotation earlier this year following a stint in Strikeforce. They’re kind of a package deal, and we can’t decide which one is more attractive, so we’ll let them share the leadoff spots on this list. (Honestly, the Betty and Veronica thing will never go out of style.) Chrissy and Vanessa were most recently seen earlier this month, supporting the troops.

For further viewing:
- Golden goddess
- The artsy black and white shot
- Long tall Chrissy
- She really ties the room together
- Coming undone
- A woman in uniform
- Strikeforce’s dynamic duo

#10: Jessica Cambensy

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Hot Potato: 14 Photos of MMA Reporter/Model Andrea Calle


(Happy Friday, guys. Full gallery is after the jump.)

Props to the fine folks at BabesofMMA for introducing us to Andrea Calle, an interviewer for the Spanish-language MMA news outlet El Octagano, who also spends her time as a model, actress, NPC fitness competitor, and CEO of an active wear clothing line for women. (There’s a lot more we could mention in terms of her professional resume, but we’d like to keep this post short and snappy. Basically, this woman knows how to hustle.)

A Colombia native and graduate of the University of Miami, Andrea now makes her home in Fort Lauderdale. She’s a butt-lifting expert, and Sean McCorkle once described her as “the hottest woman in all of MMA.” Check out more of our favorite Andrea Calle photos in the gallery below, and learn more about her on Facebook, Twitter, and AndreaCalle.com. Or, just watch more of her butt-lifting videos on YouTube.

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Hot Potato: 12 Photos of Courtney Prather, Bellator’s New Ring Girl


(Photo via Iron Man Magazine)

After winning a ring-girl search put on by the fine gentlemen at TheChive, BSN-sponsored fitness competitor Courtney Prather has earned a spot as Bellator’s next ring girl, and will make her debut at Bellator 106: Rampage vs. Tito on November 2nd. The Southern California native is also a certified personal trainer and fitness educator who shares her knowledge on her lifestyle site fitnesslifeadventure.com. I’m going to take a wild guess and say she consumes less pizza than Jade Bryce.

Check out some great Courtney Prather photos in our gallery after the jump, learn more about her in the BSN profile video below, and follow her life on Twitter and Facebook.

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Hot Potato: WSOF Ring Girl Kat Kelley Gets Intimate for ‘Me in My Place’


(Photo by Me In My Place for Playboy)

Though MeInMyPlace.com is best known for photographing the “authentic beauty of every day women*,” the site occasionally does shoots of ladies who you’ve definitely seen before. Their latest semi-famous subject is Kat Kelley, the heart-attack inducing World Series of Fighting ring girl who we’ve previously featured here.

Me In My Place shot Kat for a non-nude feature in the latest issue of Playboy, and posted the complete set of images on their subscription-only MIMP app. But because we’re so special, MIMP has given CagePotato ten photos from the Kat shoot to share with you, the red-faced and wheezing Potato Nation.

Check out more amazing Kat Kelley photos after the jump (click all images to enlarge), and subscribe to the MIMP Premium App right here. I’m just saying…it’s only a buck and change per month, and you’ll get to see girls like this completely naked. Do the right thing, okay?

* Translation: Thick white chicks.

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Hot Potato: 12 Photos of MMA Ring Girl/Model Gloria Friedley


(Photo via Gloria’s ModelMayhem page. Full gallery is after the jump.)

Many thanks to our bros at BabesofMMA for introducing us to Gloria Friedley, a San Diego-based bikini/fitness/lingerie model who has done ring girl work for West Coast MMA promotions including California Fight Syndicate and Xplode Fight Series. Gloria is also a bikini competitor and a freelance makeup artist, and spends her free time working out at Alliance MMA in Chula Vista. (Unsurprisingly, she lists Dominick Cruz, Phil Davis, Brandon Vera, and Michael Chandler among her favorite MMA fighters.)

Check out some of our favorite Gloria Friedley photos in the gallery below, and get to know her better on Facebook and Twitter!

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