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Behind the Scenes at Brittney Palmer’s 2013 Calendar Shoot [VIDEO]


(Props: TOFantasySports via TitoCouture.com. Dang, that song is so hot right now.)

Judging from this video, the consensus Hottest Woman in MMA has some amazing new photos in store for us, and though it’s kind of optimistic for anybody to be shooting a 2013 calendar, we respect Brittney Palmer for giving it a shot. You’ll be able to purchase the calendar on BrittneyPalmer.com, where she’s currently selling prints of her paintings of Johnny Cash, Jimi Hendrix, and…Dana White? Good times.

Get psyched for Brittney Palmer’s new calendar by checking out a few of the 2012 edition’s highlights after the jump.

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Hot Potato: Rachelle Leah Returns to the Octagon!


(They were so young, so…innocent. OK, maybe just young.) 

If you are in need a pick-me-up, then boy do we have some good news for you. Chances are, if you ordered tickets to UFC 149, you are a sad panda bordering on manic depressive at the moment. Every single main card fight has been changed from its original pairing, leaving us with a headlining battle for a belt that has no value outside of Narnia, where its gold could possibly be smelted into a dagger of some sort and used to smite an enemy with extreme righteousness.

But praise the Gods, an angel from on High has been sent to repair this weak, starving card as best as she can with only the power of her presence, like a stacked Mother Teresa if you will. That woman is former UFC ring girl Rachelle Leah, who will be making her triumphant return to the octagon at UFC 149. We last saw Ms. Leah at UFC 111, where she turned in perhaps the single greatest night of card carrying the sport has ever seen. Check out a few of our favorite photos of Rachelle after the jump, and be sure to follow her on Twitter.

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Hot Potato: 10 Photos of Fight Lab Ring Girl Dominique Alfaro


(Photo courtesy of the 2011 Hooters Calendar. Click for full-size version.)

Props to BabesofMMA for introducing us to MMA ring girl Dominique Alfaro, a 21-year-old model from Charlotte who carries round cards for the North Carolina-based Fight Lab Promotions. Dominique credits her look to a mix of Costa Rican, Italian, and German heritage, and describes herself as “exotic, spunky, dorky, and ambitious.” Check out some of our favorite photos of Dominque in the gallery below, and follow her on Twitter if you like what you see.

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This Chick With the Huge Cans Will Teach You How to Pass Guard [VIDEO]


(Props: MMACandy via Reddit/MMA)

Damn…this is even sexier than when Chael did it to Anderson at UFC 148. Three more MMA Candy videos featuring the lovely Brittney are after the jump.

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PHOTOS: Ronda Rousey, Naked for ESPN’s 2012 Body Issue


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ESPN has released the 2012 edition of their “Body Issue,” and Strikeforce bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey is not only featured nude in the massive pictorial, she actually landed one of the covers! Holy crap! Check out Ronda’s frontal shot after the jump — which reveals a tattoo that I bet you didn’t know existed — and let us know if the photos met your high expectations.

Also? My God this Maya Gabeira.

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Hot Potato: Arianny Celeste Tours the ‘Viper Room’ for Egotastic

Say what you want about her ability to pick ‘em, but if there’s one thing longtime UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste knows, it’s how to look good in front of a camera. We don’t mean to be crude, but MYGODLOOKATHER…presence. It’s truly something to behold. Anyway, check out an extended gallery of her talents after the jump, and if you want to see Ms. Celeste’s shoot in its entirety, head over to Egotastic.com. Be sure to follow Arianny on Twitter as well, and tell her that CP sent you. We’re sure she’ll be thrilled.

-J. Jones

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Hot Potato: 20 Photos of Model/Ring Girl Paizly Contreras

Paizly Contreras (aka “Paizly C”) is a 22-year-old model and MMA/Muay Thai ring girl based in Sacramento, who has put in work for BodyKore, Nor Cal Xtreme Combat, and Engage Fightwear. A former Playboy Cyber Girl of the Week*, Paizly was recently featured in Maxim’s 2013 Hometown Hotties competition. She loves the San Francisco 49ers and Sandra Bullock, trains Muay Thai and Jiu-Jitsu in her spare time, and has a big-ass tattoo that says “CONTRERAS” down the right side of her body. Check out 20 of our favorite Paizly C photos in the gallery after the jump, and follow her on Twitter and her Facebook fan page.

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Vote or Die: Which British Ring Girl Should the UFC Hire for ‘TUF: Australia vs. UK’?


(Won’t you help provide a much-needed UFC ring girl uniform to an impoverished model like Georgia?)

According to a recent post on uk.ufc.com, the UFC is looking to hire a “British beauty” to be their new Octagon Girl, starting with a recurring appearance on The Ultimate Fighter Australia vs. UK – The Smashes. The new Octagon Girl could potentially go on to work at live UFC events in the U.K. and even internationally.

To fill the vacancy, there will be an open casting session this Friday, June 15th, at the Hilton Hotel on Edgware Road in London, beginning at 11 a.m. Applicants must be “aged 18-30, athletic and fit, pretty and photogenic, articulate and able to speak on camera, and have previous modelling experience.”

The U.K. arguably has the highest concentration of bomb-ass MMA ring girls per capita than any other country in the world, which means the competition on Friday will be fierce and possibly bloody. So who is most deserving of the gig? We’ve nominated our nine favorite British MMA ring girls after the jump; revisit their past work by clicking their names and photos, and vote for your favorite on our Facebook page. We’ll pass along the results to the UFC, who will most likely tell us to go fuck ourselves. But who knows — maybe your opinion can make a difference.

On to the wimmins…

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GIF of the Day: Britney Palmer Roughly Manhandled by Brazilian Savages


(“Como um CHEFE!”)

On the last episode of The Ultimate Fighter: Brazil, Vitor Belfort out-scored Wanderlei Silva in a soccer-themed coaches’ challenge, and Gasparzinho celebrated by picking up ring girl Britney Palmer and carrying her away, kicking and screaming. Team Vitor set upon Britney like a pack of wild dogs. When the UFC’s local security crew finally dragged them off, nothing remained of Palmer but a tattered red bikini top — her shorts were devoured completely — and a pair of silicone breast-implants, picked clean of all flesh. Each member of Team Vitor received R$2,000 (approximately $980) for the win. See, this is the kind of shit you miss when you don’t watch.

Two versions of the GIF are after the jump, courtesy of The UG. In the smaller/longer one, you can catch a glimpse of Britney fleeing for her life after the abduction.

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Hot Potato: Ashley Salazar’s Spectacular ‘Miss COED of the Year’ Photoshoot


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MMA model/amateur fighter Ashley Salazar was named COED Magazine’s Miss COED of the Year 2011, and the lazy-bros over there have finally gotten around to putting up her celebration shoot, which is truly amazing. Check out 12 highlights from the shoot in our gallery below, and go here for the full set. Ashley is currently hustling to become Playboy’s Miss Social, so vote for her if you can and follow her on Twitter @ashleycmsalazar.

Props to BabesofMMA for the tip!

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