Ring Girls

"Don't forget to watch Kimbo Slice tear some poor cracker apart on Showtime tomorrow night at 10 p.m. ET/PT!"

Will do, Tanya. By the way, you're easily the hottest Jewish girl we've seen all week...

...from CagePotato's #1-ranked Ring Girl, Arianny Celeste of the UFC.

Note: This greeting was not authorized by Arianny. Most likely, she doesn't care about you or the quality of your weekend. You could spend the next two days hand-washing your sweaters and alphabetizing your dishes, for all she cares.