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Chael Sonnen Debuts “The Jon Jones Special Pizza” at Mean Street Pizza

“This new driver we hired came THIS close to hitting a pole on his first delivery. Where’d we find this guy, anyways?”

Looks like Chael Sonnen isn’t done with Jon Jones just yet.

Still upset over Jones’ decision to turn down a fight against him in order to save UFC 151, Chael Sonnen decided that he’d at least make some money off of the situation. See, because unlike Jon Jones, Chael Sonnen is a businessman. His pizza parlor, Mean Street Pizza, now offers ”The Jon Jones Special Pizza,” for a limited time only. It isn’t exactly subtle, but it may be the best case of death by chicken since Henri M’Bongo.


It’s no coincidence that chicken is the only topping that Chael Sonnen reserves for The Jon Jones Special Pizza, but the Bones-Bashing doesn’t end there. In case you didn’t notice how it’s just loaded with chicken, Mean Street Pizza offers a six-pack of beer (may we assume it’s Bud Light?) with your pizza. If you somehow don’t get where he’s going with the free six-pack, Chael Sonnen encourages delivery so you can avoid a DUI.

Oh, and if anyone wants to order one and tell us how it tastes, you better hurry up: The chicken may run out (before September 1, we assume) and then Mean Street Pizza will have to cancel the special.

Subtle? No. Effective? Extremely.

Your move, Nike.


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Nippletwist- August 28, 2012 at 3:05 pm
lol yeah good one armfarmer, actually more intelligent than your usual response (not saying much :/ )

sonnen wouldnt fight him on the 22nd, neither would shogun or lyoto, they all turned the 22nd fight down. fighters turn down fights all the time, it happens, there's tons of reasons it happens, but when other people do it its viewed as okay, and you'r holding jones to an unfair standard. im not even really blaming anyone, i'm just saying be consistent with your reasoning and be fair. and no i think i have finally said all i have to say about this, but if i have more to say ill write another 20 paragraphs and i could give a shit what you think about it.
MMAINMYBLOOD- August 28, 2012 at 11:45 am
Ok now I should brace myself for a 15 paragraph response... hang on Ill go get something to drink....
MMAINMYBLOOD- August 28, 2012 at 11:42 am
Nipple I just love how you create your own alternate reality and call Chael the chicken... Just so you know Dana didnt come to Jones and say ok kid so you got Sonnen on the 1st or the 22nd which do you prefer? He told him ok you got sonnen on the 1st and Jones said no... there is no counter offer to save 151 he just flat out said no and bitched out. Who the fuck is Jones to start making the fights anyhow? Thats Joe Silvas job not JBJ.... So dont try to put any blame on sonnen and next time you type get Jones nuts out of your mouth... then you wont sound so stupid.
ArmFarmer- August 28, 2012 at 7:03 am
Nippletwist- August 28, 2012 at 2:57 pm
armfarmer weighs in with his gripping commentary and profoundly insightful opinion and analysis.
Nippletwist- August 27, 2012 at 4:21 pm
jon jones fans care about what fighters do in the cage. sonnen fans only care about the cheap talk that happens outside the cage.

jones is exciting and dominant against all the best fighters in the cage. he is undefeated and no one has even really been able to challenge him or hurt him. out of it he's generally polite and respectful, he's arrogant yes, but he might be the best fighter in the world ever and he's only 25, so somehow ill find it within myself to forgive him and let that slide just so long as he keeps whooping as when he fights.

sonnen is pretty boring in the cage. relies mostly on his wrestling to win decisions. hasn't fought that many top guys. and has weak striking an submission defense which has resulted in losses in some of his fights. out of the cage he's an arrogant delusional loudmouth who repeatedly proclaims things that are just plain not true on a regular basis. i would forgive it and think it was funny if he performed in the cage when it mattered but he doesn't, so it makes all his bullshit talk just look stupid. he doesn't back up what he says. jones doesn't say as much and does more to back it up.

so it's just a matter of preference, people who like fighters and fighting like jones, pro wrestling fans who like shit talking and don't care about backing it up like sonnen.
Nippletwist- August 27, 2012 at 4:01 pm
wahhh wahh the delusional chaeltards cry on. sorry your boy was scarded to fight jon jones on the 22nd and you all look fucking retarded.

@PENFIFTEEN how about you read this thread, theres people agreeing with me in this one. lol what delusional universe do you live in where im the only person who hates chael sonnen.

no matter what your sad little delusional mind thinks in the real world, jon jones is still the best light heavyweight and one of the best fighters in the world, and chael sonnen can barely get by micheal bisping.

@armfarmer saved the division from boredom? how by wrestling his way to lame decisions? lol you guys really don't even know what has happened in sonnens actual fights you just listen to shit talk and believe it. lol what a fucking doofball you are, you're a fucking mess just like sonnen. jon jones is an exciting fighter, and he actually wins his fights, he's undefeated, and he fights the best guys.

so yeah go watch you're "exciting" loverboy sonnen wrestle around and get submitted by middle of the pack guys, and ill keep watching jones extinguish legends with spinning back elbows

chaeltards are just like chael, he pretends hes the champ and he doesn't lose even though he does, and you all pretend he's a real fighter even though he's not. makes sense i guess hawwwwww. but it doesn't matter how much crap you talk, sonnens career is pretty much over, he can't beat elite guys in his division, he's getting old, and he's just gonna get beat up at 205 once or twice and he'll be gone, and you sad demented morons will still be singing his praises, and in the real world jones will still be champ. i feel bad for you guys, really.
MaritalArtist- August 27, 2012 at 11:15 am
Im just curious if Chael can take bones down. It would be fun to watch. There's not going to be much sparring, I'll guarantee that.
SKK BB- August 27, 2012 at 8:36 am
Chael: that's dumb as hell. Fight him on the 22nd, why don't you? You would be absolutely destroyed by jones. Yeah you might talk your way into a title fight again, but you'll decimated. Your tired old smack talking is for kindergartners. And for people who like shit pizza. Get a life.
ArmFarmer- August 27, 2012 at 6:29 am
Also nippletwist, your chael pizza comment was lame, unoriginal, and not the least bit creative. It didn't really make sense either considering Chael hasn't mad a mess of anything. He saved the middleweight division from utter boredom for a couple years, and attempted to save 151. Leave the comedy to the masters, like your hero chael sonnen.
Nippletwist- August 27, 2012 at 4:56 pm
lol so you actually think chaels original joke was funny? wow dude you're fucking corny. too bad chaels too chickenshit to fight jones now, itd be funny to see him get smashed, again. the only time it's exciting watching chael fight is when he's getting beat down.
ArmFarmer- August 27, 2012 at 6:27 am
Cecil_peoples and nippletwist type responses are exactly why I love Chael. I like how nippletwist accuses someone else of taking the internet too seriously, then cries for several paragraphs about an obvious troll job. Don't you guys get it.. you are falling right into his game, at the amusement of the rest of us. Get more mad, talk more shit, cry more.. the rest of us enjoy it. If you actually think we believe chael is the best at either weight you are the delusional ones. We can just appreciate good entertainment, and you guys get trolled by an obvious troll. The longer you guys are around, the longer chael will be around. That's the real beauty in all of this.
Nippletwist- August 27, 2012 at 4:57 pm
you call me a troll, you call chael a troll, you say no one agrees with me, then you're talking to a guy who agrees with me, nothing you say makes sense just like sonnen, his careers over, he's dragged his shit show act as far as he could.
Mr_Misanthropy- August 27, 2012 at 1:07 am
The only thing that could have made this better is if the pizza was square, the chicken was really tofu, and the six pack was a choice between kKliber or O'doul's.
Mr_Misanthropy- August 27, 2012 at 1:01 am
Don't forget to vote! Your opinion matters!
JohnyBonezNmoans- August 27, 2012 at 12:13 am
+1 Pen fifteen
Mr_Misanthropy- August 27, 2012 at 12:59 am
Nah, pen15 just vaporized first. Volcanos, nawmsayin'?
JohnyBonezNmoans- August 27, 2012 at 12:08 am

Belfor is going to be manhandled to the floor and monkey fucked from there. Though he has a better chance to win the fight than chael, the whole distance problem thing JOnes possesses will put the phenom in a world hes never seen, striking be damned

lyoto is sadly the only real threat to taking that belt and KEEPING it for a bit..

Unless we petition for Velasquez. He could drop 30 pounds to come down and use that NOGGIN of his to ram that arrogant basturd through the fence
Mr_Misanthropy- August 27, 2012 at 12:58 am
Nah, Belfork'll get vaporized in the first.
JohnyBonezNmoans- August 26, 2012 at 11:20 pm
What would the Chael Sonnen pizza be?

I imagine it's topped with Gushers, fizzled fruit Skittles and mushrooms.. Some of the most deceiving toppings there are.. "Peoples Champ"? -along with the conviction of juicing and breaking the law doesn't work imo. Hell, Chael was funny/DESERVING in coming at the middle weight champ with similar antics, but this dude is in over his head calling out the freak ALPHA of the LH Division. I enjoy Chael way more than Jones(outside the cage) don't get me wrong, I just cant imagine a scenario where chael could survive even 3 rounds in that one..
Mr_Misanthropy- August 27, 2012 at 12:57 am
Nah, he'd get vaporized in the first.
Mr_Misanthropy- August 26, 2012 at 10:32 pm
This shit is hilarious. Regardless of whether or not people think Chael can fight I at least think he has a future in stand up comedy. I encourage this behavior and want to see where he will go with it next. Billboard campaign? Political-type attack ads? Sky writers?
Pen Fifteen- August 26, 2012 at 8:56 pm
Also, make sure to give your own comment a thumbs up when you post a reply. It'll totally make you sound less like you're full of shit.
Nippletwist- August 27, 2012 at 4:58 pm
lol this dudes all hung up on the thumbs hahaha faggot
Pen Fifteen- August 26, 2012 at 8:55 pm
Most people agreed with you? Seriously, you're an idiot. Go reread the thread.

And furthermore, Jones would have fought Sonnen on the 22nd eh? Well, what the fuck does that have to do with the price of tea in China? The event in question was UFC 151, which has been cancelled. Sonnen was never offered the Jones fight on the 22nd, so how the fuck could he turn it down? For real, to prove you aren't full of shit, find a single source that asserts that Sonnen turned down a fight with Jones on the 22nd. Until then, go back to rubbing one out to your Jon Jones bobblehead collection.
Nippletwist- August 27, 2012 at 4:59 pm
uh yeah people are agreeing with me in this thread too, but reality doesn't matter to people like you and chael, you just like to talk shit and not back it up.

okay i'll explain this slow because i know you're retarded. chaels calling jones a chicken, but, he's the one whose chicken because he won't fight jones. that's why it's relevant. get it retard? oof..
Nippletwist- August 26, 2012 at 8:04 pm
@ Pen Fifteen.
lol i "got my shit get pushed in"? taking the internet too seriously, good job loser, you seem mature.

and actually most people agreed with me because most people actually know about how chael lost his last fight, and how he has no wins over any big names, and that his whole reputation is from talking shit. it's the minority of really exceptionally dumb people like you who takes the shit chael says seriously and persists in delusion.

jon said he'd fight chael on the 22nd, chael wouldn't do it, whose the chicken? face reality retard, oof.

why not be a fan of jones anyway? hes probably one of the best fighters ever, whether you like it or not, and chael sonnens a middle of the pack boring fighter, and thats reality, that's just dealing with the facts. lifes easier when you accept what's really happening, you should try it man. just some advice.
Pen Fifteen- August 26, 2012 at 5:06 pm
Maybe if all the Jones fanboys would just say their prayers at night he would stop saying dumb shit and driving into telephone poles.
Are you still around here? I thought you got your shit pushed in hard enough Friday that you'd need to spend a couple days with an icepack on your asshole.
Nippletwist- August 27, 2012 at 5:03 pm
o no look people gave thumbs down :(. by the way nice user name pen fifteen that wasnt even funny when i was 8 years old, and it's not relevant to mma at all, nice one!
Nippletwist- August 26, 2012 at 2:24 pm
the sonnen pizza will make a big fucking mess and taste like shit and it doesn't matter if you order it we're just gonna give it you anyway.

named after sonnen who wouldnt fight jon jones on september 22nd because he was too scared.
VengeVega- August 26, 2012 at 2:08 pm
The Sonnen pizza: dripping with testosterone and comes with a new mortgage for your glass house.
Clyde- August 26, 2012 at 1:53 pm
That's some top tier trollery from Mr. Sonnen. Few men would go through so much effort just to get their faces beaten in.
Crow42- August 26, 2012 at 1:30 pm
Damm Chael sure know how to serve a fresh batch of kool aid. History says this can never be a good outcome for him lmao
Bones may knee him so hard in the chest , the spider will blush
cecils_pupils- August 26, 2012 at 12:34 pm
@Darkside - That's cute. While all you Chael nuthuggers clap when he opens his mouth all I wanna do is shove my dogs shit in it... Just sayin.