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Chael Sonnen ‘Voice of Reason’ Caption Contest: The Winners!

(These voices, these voices, I hear them, and when they talk I follow, I follow, I follow…”)

Nothing like a good caption contest to remind us what a funny bunch of sons-of-bitches y’all are. After sifting through nearly 200 submissions, we’ve selected the two winners who will be receiving copies of Chael Sonnen‘s new life-manual, The Voice of Reason: A V.I.P. Pass to Enlightenment a month before it goes on sale to the general public. But first, some runners-up…

LOKI: Chael struggled to hold back the guilt in his face; he never realized that wishing cancer on Ed Soares would actually work.

tdpwent: Chael and random guy #2 show what a certain brazilian BJJ expert will be doing every night after his failed pick-up attempt.

mcw89138: Chael and Ronda drove 2,000 miles to an undisclosed Starbucks to see for themselves the Internet freak and phenomenon known as “perfect circle head” guy.

BigBalluh: The new season of Two and a Half Men is gonna suck.

Kid Clam Curtains: Not pictured: The knee-high rubber boots they’re wearing for all the bullshit.

kochersam: Ronda and Chael both pose with the man-creature they created using the excess testosterone found in their bodies.

Slack Brian: In what parallel universe can you punch a man 300 times, he holds up a fist like a douche for eight seconds and Rousey lets him graze her boob?!

HabitualLineStepper: Chael becomes the latest MMA fighter to sign on to do a low-budget film with C-list actors. Here he poses with his co-stars Julia Stiles and a grown-up Bud from Married with Children.

Goat: This is me. I’m not joking. It’s me. I made that thread. I remember that day clearly. I was sitting in Starbucks, chilling the fuck out, listening to some Megaman 2 music, when I looked up, and there he was – Chael fuckin’ Sonnen. Eventually, I summed up the courage to ask him, and I said “You’re Chael Sonnen, the middle-weight champion of the world?” And he nodded. And it was bliss. I was so drunken with Chael’s uber-aura that I didn’t notice the beautiful and dangerous Ronda Rousey right next to him. We got some photos, had some laughs, and I went back to listening to my rad-ass 8-Bit music. Anyways – it was a great moment! I’m glad people are having fun with it.
PS: CP nation, my name’s not Brad.
PPS: No threesome occurred.
PPPS: Please give me a copy of Chael’s awesome DVD [Ed. note: It's a book, Brad.]
Here is some more evidence that I am the man in the photo.

And now, the winners…

PorkandBeans: What Stephen Hawking looked like prior to telling Chael and Ronda they weren’t actually the center of the universe.

c2844: Wow. Chael Sonnen and Ronda Rousey in the same photo…and nobody is in an armbar? Amazing!

So, Pork and C-numbers, please send your real names and addresses to, and we’ll get those books sent out to you next week. Thanks to everybody who played, and to Victory Belt for hooking us up. Now go buy Chael’s book!

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linzhanbc- April 16, 2012 at 8:45 am ...
xxxrayrayray- April 16, 2012 at 12:26 am
It's time to shopping now
HabitualLineStepper- April 15, 2012 at 9:14 am
i dont know how my jelly doughnut (look it up on urban dictionary) comment didnt make the cut. im not one to complain, but heres my complaint.
ghostboner- April 13, 2012 at 10:29 pm
Dear Bradgoat: Please tell me that Mega man game in your supplemental photo is regular size.
Also, cockerslam's comment about the testosterone baby was the best eva.
sergdrtfh- April 13, 2012 at 7:31 pm
Share a website with you ,
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Believe you will love it.
credit card and f ree s hipping.
I bought two pairs. Cheap, good quality, you can go and ship with there
Alan K- April 13, 2012 at 11:49 am
So many fair to good entries. It's no surprise the winners were disappointing compared to the others. Of course. And here comes the thumbs down.
tdpwent- April 13, 2012 at 8:25 am
Sweet I will take an Honorable mention.... seeing as how last time i was a winner i never got my prize.
IE Andre Arlovski Fedor KO caption contest >-(
Shagen- April 13, 2012 at 8:22 am
Definitely BigBalluh over c2844.
Fried Taco- April 13, 2012 at 7:50 am
You should have sent a DVD to Brad, ya losers.
NinJay- April 13, 2012 at 7:25 am
I would have gone with BigBalluh, and HabitualLineStepper. They were much funnier. The two and a half men got me rolling pretty hard.