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Chapter 26: In Which I Drink Ipecac and Vomit Uncontrollably

Learned a few things while drinking ipecac last night:

1) If properly stored, ipecac does not lose effectiveness with age.
2) Honestly, just a tablespoon will do ya. If I had chugged the bottle, I’d probably still be throwing up.
3) Unlike other occasions when you might barf, you don’t feel any better after the deed when you’re on a ‘cac bender. I took the stuff around 7 p.m. ET, puked for the last time around 11 p.m. (nothing but stomach acid, just nasty) and felt sick until I woke up at about 3:30 a.m.

Anyway, the video above represents the conclusion of my ill-fated UFC pick-off bet against Ryan Harkness of Fightlinker. In retrospect, I wouldn’t recommend that anyone take ipecac unless you absolutely have to get the entire contents of your stomach outside of yourself, and even then, think twice. Enjoy; we’ll get ‘em next time.

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Anonymous- June 21, 2008 at 3:22 pm
dude the video don't work
wow...- June 19, 2008 at 2:33 pm
This is the douchebag that makes jokes on this I hope Kimbo rapes you.
kentyman- June 19, 2008 at 2:44 am
Good on ya.
Captain Popetastic- June 19, 2008 at 2:33 am
Props to Ben for living up to his end of the bargain. Long live Cage Potato!
jake- June 19, 2008 at 12:51 am
you've got quite the rack on you dont you ben.the next bet should be you wearing a bikini and rubbing baby oil on yourself.mmmmm yes
BIG CHRIS- June 18, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Nice!! A guy wearing a Trash bag, induces vomit, then as he's throwing up into a garbage can, looks up at a camera with vomit on his lips and asked his girlfreind who is filming the whole thing if it looks cool....Classic!! Only on Cagepatoto!!!
Carcass- June 18, 2008 at 9:15 pm
@ all of those who seem pissed off at Fightlinker: Ben agreed to the bet from the beginning, stop your whining. He took it like a man (only one tablespoon? Come on :P ) and did it justice.

All this 'Raar, Fightlinker is for retards, Ryan is poor' etc etc bullshit is so pointless. If they were such raging assholes, why would Ben agree to the bet-off in the first place?
WT- June 18, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Maybe Dana White could make JT drink this stuff once a month as a punishment.
Will suck D!ck for Ipecac. Please IM me @ yahoo ID=Misspukeandjuke458 for contact info.

MKXii- June 18, 2008 at 7:57 pm
assjack- June 18, 2008 at 7:31 pm
steve-o would be proud.
Luke- June 18, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Those were some pretty violent man-heaves. Well done.
Biggity Bo Biggins- June 18, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Way to man up to your word. The PVPosse is proud of you. Way to represent where you come from. Just don't hang out with me in public ever again.
Ben's Girlfriend- June 18, 2008 at 6:43 pm
If I were to step out from behind the camera, you would be able to see my cock n balls.
Taco- June 18, 2008 at 6:06 pm
HAHAHAHA! Awesome!

Lets see the woman behind the cam next time tho, Ok.
RED- June 18, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Did you plan it out to have that song "Bad Day" playing in the background or was just irony? Either way it was well played.
CageToday- June 18, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Good job Ben,

How did it feel to be yacking with the American Idol theme song "Bad Day" playing in the background....classic
Ben is a warrior- June 18, 2008 at 6:03 pm
surprised you actually did it man, mad props, that must've sucked, good luck on ur next pick, maybe something less savage though like running backwards naked through a corn field though. Anyway, CP rules! war BG!
Ben's Mangy Dog- June 18, 2008 at 6:02 pm
You splattered on my silky smooth coat. Then you wouldn't even let me lick the inside of that trash can, despite its contents smelling simply delicious. You are such an asshole of an owner. I want a new family. Maybe Ryan Harkness can adopt me, since he can at least pick fights.
RaginAsian- June 18, 2008 at 5:47 pm
I told my friends about ipecac while showing them an internet video. Unfortunately for me, they're the pranking sort, and I've had ipecac spiked chili and rice as well as a root beer float. I never actually threw up, but I felt like hell for two hours before summarily emptying the contents of my digestive system through my ass.

Not as bad as this, but still no fun.
lx- June 18, 2008 at 5:19 pm
epic fail. kinda of like ufc 85.

what's with the garbage bag, some vomit would have made that shirt look better.
garth- June 18, 2008 at 5:10 pm
"site" is the wrong word, s/b "commenters".
garth- June 18, 2008 at 5:09 pm
good job coming through. it's funny the angry posturing on this site about fightlinker. i read both every day.
Mis-used Hafty Bag- June 18, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Why me??
Dr.- June 18, 2008 at 4:47 pm
I've been waiting for this vid. I sat through the 8 minutes of it waiting for some puke-action worthy of Ipecac. I'm still waiting. One tablespoon? C'mon.

I went and watched this because of feeling let down.