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Check Out Masato Toys’ Awesome New Steven Seagal Action Figure

(If only this were real.)

If you aren’t familiar with Masato Toys, it’s basically the body of work of a talented Photoshop artiste whose specialty is creating parody MMA action figures. You may have seen his work on various MMA forums in the past.

His latest masterpiece is this Steven Seagal figure, complete with, “official front-kick patent” and, “Gene Lebell restraining order.”

If this thing was real, we would have one.

You can find his work on the Masato Toys Inc Facebook page.

Check out some of our other favorites below.


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Dubbayoo- June 2, 2011 at 3:11 pm
He really does have a killer guitar collection. Not sure if it actually includes a guitar with a gun, but I'm sure a few samuari blade guitars.. hard to play.
wanhgxiaowe- June 2, 2011 at 8:57 am
shop site:

various products :
handbag / cloth / shoes
sunglasses / watch/ jewlry

famous brand , low price , PP payment
OhYeahSteve- June 2, 2011 at 7:04 am
Steven Seagal has a proven track record for being a clown and a phony. In fact, his big ego trip and lies even made the cover story of Black Belt Magazine in April 2002. Check out this website:

Scroll down a little and you'll see the cover of that issue telling Seagal to "Put up or shut up!"

These pioneers, Champions, and legends of the martial arts and Kickboxing in America, all called him out on his false claims. In fact Jim Harrison, who is the real deal and first Kickboxing Champion, was waiting to throw down with him. But of course, Stephanie Seagal chickened out.

Seagal shut up after that issue of Black Belt Magazine came out -

ExpectJesusBro- June 1, 2011 at 6:16 am
Laughed whole-heartedly at the Kalib Starnes one. He has got to have nightmares about Nate Quarry. Segal one is def still the best though.
LOKI- June 1, 2011 at 5:33 am
I would also buy the hell outa these.
Gene Lebell's would come with a pink gi, a removable ginger moustache, and a cup of water to throw on a dudes crotch after he chokes them out to make them think they pissed themsemves.
ArmFarmer- June 1, 2011 at 5:29 am
"If your kalib starnes non-action figure does ANYTHING, simply return for a full refund!" lmao
Dagnut- June 1, 2011 at 5:19 am
Well that's Dranokills Christmas present sorted...
Clyde- June 1, 2011 at 5:04 am
That has really brightened up an otherwise shitty day.
Law of Fist- May 31, 2011 at 10:16 pm
awsome! I would really buy these. I havent bought an action figure since i was a kid but i would pay $60 each. funny shit.
shitbag- May 31, 2011 at 8:34 pm
I just followed linlijunjj link there, and had a conversation with the live chat they offer, its fun. I recommend it as a way to get back at the spam.
WK- May 31, 2011 at 7:00 pm
I'd watch a "just bleed"-guy sitcom.
GrandShamrock- May 31, 2011 at 5:05 pm
Kalib Starnes is the best one.
RwilsonR- May 31, 2011 at 5:03 pm
Honestly, those are really good. Pretty fucking hilarious. Seagal should have included a colostomy bag in case Gene LeBell violates the restraining order, and he shits himself again.
Rogan should have had a 2012 survival kit.
Tito's head is missing the cracked skull.
These things are really great, but I agree Seagal takes the cake.
iadyn- May 31, 2011 at 4:27 pm
seagal by far the best, deadly stuff manual and front kick patent LOL, hair triangles etc..
but starnes comes as a good runner up
Get Off Me- May 31, 2011 at 3:44 pm
The Seagal doll kills the rest...the hunting glasses...bravo.
danomite- May 31, 2011 at 3:20 pm
should've included a pool ball wrapped up in a napkin. that was my fave.
El Guapo- May 31, 2011 at 3:17 pm
Those are frikin hilarous! Don't really have a favorite, I love 'em all.