He really does have a killer guitar collection. Not sure if it actually includes a guitar with a gun, but I’m sure a few samuari blade guitars.. hard to play.

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Steven Seagal has a proven track record for being a clown and a phony. In fact, his big ego trip and lies even made the cover story of Black Belt Magazine in April 2002. Check out this website: http://sakurabushidokan.homestead.com/photos.html

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These pioneers, Champions, and legends of the martial arts and Kickboxing in America, all called him out on his false claims. In fact Jim Harrison, who is the real deal and first Kickboxing Champion, was waiting to throw down with him. But of course, Stephanie Seagal chickened out.

Seagal shut up after that issue of Black Belt Magazine came out –

BUT NOW HE’S BACK!!

Laughed whole-heartedly at the Kalib Starnes one. He has got to have nightmares about Nate Quarry. Segal one is def still the best though.

I would also buy the hell outa these.
Gene Lebell’s would come with a pink gi, a removable ginger moustache, and a cup of water to throw on a dudes crotch after he chokes them out to make them think they pissed themsemves.

“If your kalib starnes non-action figure does ANYTHING, simply return for a full refund!” lmao

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Kalib Starnes is the best one.

Honestly, those are really good. Pretty fucking hilarious. Seagal should have included a colostomy bag in case Gene LeBell violates the restraining order, and he shits himself again.
Rogan should have had a 2012 survival kit.
Tito’s head is missing the cracked skull.
These things are really great, but I agree Seagal takes the cake.

seagal by far the best, deadly stuff manual and front kick patent LOL, hair triangles etc..
but starnes comes as a good runner up

The Seagal doll kills the rest…the hunting glasses…bravo.

should’ve included a pool ball wrapped up in a napkin. that was my fave.

Those are frikin hilarous! Don’t really have a favorite, I love ‘em all.