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Check Out the ‘UFC 158: St. Pierre vs. Diaz’ Weigh-Ins Right Here [VIDEO w/Results]


(One day left to wait, folks. Just one day. Photo courtesy of MMAMania.)

The UFC 158 weigh-ins have just finished wrapping up from the Bell Centre in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. And since we’ve…you know, recently been inspired to cut through the bullshit for once in our lives, we’ll skip the bullshit introduction or whatever and get right to the bullshitty video and pampered, bullshit results, which await you after the jump. WHERE YOU AT, GEORGES?!

Pay-per-view main card (10 p.m. ET):
-Georges St. Pierre (170) vs. Nick Diaz (169)
-Carlos Condit (169) vs. Johny Hendricks (171)
-Jake Ellenberger (170) vs. Nate Marquardt (171)
-Chris Camozzi (185) vs. Nick Ring (183)
-Colin Fletcher (155) vs. Mike Ricci (156)

FX Channel “Prelims” (8 p.m. ET):
-Patrick Cote (169) vs. Bobby Voelker (169)
-Antonio Carvalho (145) vs. Darren Elkins (145)
-Jordan Mein (170) vs. Dan Miller (171)
-Daron Cruickshank (155) vs. John Makdessi (155)

Facebook “Prelims” (6:30 p.m. ET):
-Quinn Mulhern (168) vs. Rick Story (169)
-T.J. Dillashaw (135) vs. Issei Tamura (135)
-Reuben Duran (135) vs. George Roop (135)

-J. Jones

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cman- March 15, 2013 at 7:11 pm
Seriously: how is no one else excited to see GSP pissed enough to not Greg Jackson this fight?? Does no one else recall when GSP wrecked people like his quiche budget depended on it?
Darkside- March 15, 2013 at 7:00 pm
I hope Nick kicks his ass. That being said...

GSP by five rounds of dry humping.
algiersheadkick504- March 15, 2013 at 4:54 pm
Stink shake haha and shook ellenbergers hand
Tyr- March 15, 2013 at 3:01 pm
Looks like Cote is in great shape
gelatinousblob- March 15, 2013 at 2:21 pm
I love how Marquardt shook Danas hand after grabbing his sweaty balls
dranokills- March 15, 2013 at 9:29 pm
wait a sec......Marquardt grabbed Dana's sweaty balls?
.....and THEN shook his hand?
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