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Chris Leben’s Got Your Perspective Right Here


(The people’s philosopher.)

When it comes to getting drunk and going crazy on The Ultimate Fighter, Chris Leben is sort of like the Neil Armstrong of the field. He did it first, when no one even knew whether it could be done, and so forever after people wanted to know what his thoughts were when other people did it. The difference is that while Armstrong stayed pretty involved and interested in the space program (God, this is a terrible analogy), Leben says he doesn’t really keep up with new installments of TUF. Which is why he might be forgiven for getting a little frustrated when asked about Junie Browning‘s drunken freakouts during a media conference call to promote UFC 89:

You know, every time someone gets drunk on that show I get called by one of my friends who says, ‘You know, this guy reminds me of you. He was drunk and out of hand.’ You know, a house full of fighters…I got a saying, fighters are like strippers, they ain’t paying their way through college. What I mean by that is we all got a bunch of problems and skeletons in the closet.

Here’s my question: does Chris Leben have any sayings that don’t involve strippers? This is the same guy who, during the first season, coined the phrase, “I’ll come in smelling like booze and dirty strippers and still put the stamp on kids!”

Not that it wasn’t awesome, and not that his stripper/fighter analogy isn’t many times better than my Leben/Armstrong analogy, but dammit, comparing fighters and strippers seems like it isn’t doing either group too many favors.

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Hulk Hogan- October 17, 2008 at 3:34 am
Its mother not muther ya fuckin retard. Quit talkin about Mcdonalds, is that where you find your "muther" victims? By the way, I am just attacking you, not the rest of your country Pee brain. Why don't you go grab a microscope and check out how small your dick is okay. Say hi to your "muther" for me, oh wait I already did this morning when I shoved my 12 inch didck in her throat.

PS You probably jizzed in your pants after that last comment, sick fuck.
Doink the clown- October 17, 2008 at 3:32 am
Its mother not muther ya fuckin retard. Quit talkin about Mcdonalds, is that where you find your "muther" victims? By the way, I am just attacking you, not the rest of your country Pee brain. Why don't you go grab a microscope and check out how small your dick is okay. Say hi to your "muther" for me, oh wait I already did this morning when I shoved my 12 inch didck in her throat.

PS You probably jizzed in your pants after that last comment, sick fuck.
doinks mum has a 20ny in her mouth and a cock up her ass- October 16, 2008 at 9:03 pm
dude go to the mall and get some sneakers and a super super size mcdonolds.i need to go to the john dude.u all sound like bill and ted a bunch of fucking surfers with no fucking board.
doinks mum has a 20ny in her mouth and a cock up her ass- October 16, 2008 at 8:55 pm
tell yr mum to get a shave and all buy u a hulk hogan poster so u can knock one out u child molester and mum is how u say it in england uno the language u think u speak u mcdonalds munching ballak rash.maybe i should beat u with a dictionary when yr slapper mum stop choking on my fat balls
Doink the clown- October 16, 2008 at 2:28 am
Mom jokes again? Is that all you got shit stain? 2.yr mum? What the fuck does that mean? I'm using wwe references because you are only 13 years old you dumb fuck. SHut the fuck up and say something half ass normal instead of mom bullshit and talking about your small cock.
yes i kicked a cripple and it felt gooooooooooooooood- October 16, 2008 at 2:18 am
cos calling someone gay like u do is original isn't it.i love yr fat mum anyway just remember tonight when yr hugging yr wwe magazine am with her and in her 2.yr mum likes to listen to george micheal while i sniff coke of her twat.then when i bof on her tits and she talking about how big my cock is i kick the trolop out of my car at about 30mph.cos i dont like taking her home cos she got a face like a slaped arse and has slag written all over her.and yr dad wears cords even tho he has no legs he is stuck in 82 .and he drewels alot did it on my new shoes felt like kickiing the cunt out of his wheelchair so i did
Doink the clown- October 16, 2008 at 12:40 am
Talk shit dude is really ufc fans mum because he wants me. He s a a fuckin faggot whos in love with George Micheal. How do you have time to type stupid shit when you're doing all that cock smoking in the public johns?

PS This is where you type in, Fuck you man, I fucked your mama last night and she ate the whole thing blah blah blah. Say something original you bonified certified pillow pumper.
ufc fan is the man cos he drinks coffee- October 15, 2008 at 9:10 pm
i drink tea u drink some fat arabs love piss.why do yanks not like tea we do have coffee in england 2 u paki lover.we have tea and coffee u just have coffee and yr faggot mocha drinks
UFC fan- October 15, 2008 at 6:02 pm
anyone understand stupid-ese?
I am pretty sure, he might be insulting me and others but i cant understand him, he types like he has a mouth full of cocks.
what is with tea-sipping faggots? is it because they all wann be queens? I just cant grasp the understanding.
i would be nice if he could type in english.
ufc fans mum was good racoon food- October 15, 2008 at 3:27 am
ufc fan and doink touch each others balls while watching wwe.they both have the bret hart shades and wave thier big spunge hands in the air.they both bash off together over a brock lesnar poster while i pump their mums full of love piss and burn thier stamp collection.anyway ufc fans mum pissed me off so i fed her to a nutcase racoon called jiblets. came back next day and all that was left was a bunch of her ginger pubes round his mouth.and thats how u turn a frown upside down
doinks mum is a iraqi paki that likes it hard- October 15, 2008 at 2:52 am
tell yr fat scaby mum i got nine inches of english 4 the greasy fat cunt she can stick it up her ass peice if she shaves it
doink sucked off a disabled black mouse that was covered in - October 15, 2008 at 2:47 am
why do u keep using english insults u fucking mengi is it because u want to be english and its pufter u shit rash
Doink the clown- October 15, 2008 at 2:37 am
Talk shit dude is obsessed with dudes moms because he he diddles his own mom on a nightly basis.I think the dude has a small pecker. Serious issues there buddy. Fuckin window lickin poofter. I know you UK dudes like being called poofters.
UFC FANS MUM STILL NEEDS A SHAVE- October 15, 2008 at 1:33 am
if u carnt read my post why do you get so touchy is it because yr mum died when she overdosed on my cock.ufc fan yr mums fanny stinks of kippers and anyone got a problem with that then u can eat a bucket of muke while yr mums get fudge packed
UFC fan- October 14, 2008 at 11:43 pm
look everyone its UK boy, hes such a fag, I missed seeing him speew shit nobody can read.
hey uk fag, feel free to die...have a nice day.
When- October 14, 2008 at 3:31 pm
are they going to ban they idiot Brit 10 year old kid?
jcast- October 14, 2008 at 2:34 pm
I don't know about you homos but I love strippers I mean I love them!!!!!!!oh ROXY I love you
doink sucked off a disabled black mouse that was covered in - October 14, 2008 at 1:53 pm
then i put a bit of chillie sauce on her kebab to over power the smell of her gamy minge.then doink come to save his mum and he saw his eperleptic mum having a fit on my cock and past out. better than any roller coaster and free with no hight limit.
doink sucked off a disabled black mouse that was covered in - October 14, 2008 at 1:40 pm
no i sleep with yr mum once she refused to suck my ballaks so i kod the fucking munta with my purple helmet then stuck my testis in her mouth took a few pics and sent them to her dying mum who got aids of a paki with a ginger mullet and i thought i was fuckt up.
Anonymous- October 14, 2008 at 4:38 am
Lebens one crazy looking albino ahhaha
Doink the clown- October 14, 2008 at 4:27 am
Talk shit dude is only 13 years old. He has serious issues about his mammy too. I think they sleep in the same bed.
Clue-by-Four- October 14, 2008 at 3:51 am
Your brain is smaller than an ACORN.
Apes can organize rallies now- October 14, 2008 at 3:38 am
ACORN
mr talk shit back my testis r still goin in yr mums mouth an- October 14, 2008 at 1:32 am
bisping did beat hamil carnt u remember yr american judges gave it him it was fucking quality man ha ha ha yea hamil come out to born in the usa and he should have fucking stayed their two ho ha ha ha now leben gona get a fucking kicking and some american fans with him happy days.
Dusty- October 14, 2008 at 12:20 am
I never liked Leben - although he is an entertaining fighter. I hope he does beat Bisping - he's cocky and actually thought he won that fight with my boi Matt Hamil.

Leben has been making an effort to stay outa jail, stay away from overweight prostitutes, not offend every person he speaks to and mature a bit.
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