
You guys killed it last week — let’s see how you do with this photo of Chuck with notable backup-dancer/sperm-donor Kevin Federline. The two CagePotato readers who produce the best captions will score signed copies of Chuck Liddell‘s badass new memoir, Iceman: My Fighting Life, courtesy of Dutton Books. Submit your entries in the comments section and check back on Friday as we announce the winners. Come on…do it for Sean Preston and Jayden.


Comments
Sun, 02/03/08 - 03:38
It was (not) a tough competition, but ‘K-Fed’ won the “who has the shittiest tattoo award”. By quite a long way.
Sun, 02/03/08 - 03:39
"Can I stop posing now? Can I start punching?"
Sun, 02/03/08 - 03:40
because "walking in" to a K-fed track is somehow still cooler than walking in to Vanilla Ice
Sun, 02/03/08 - 03:44
"Y'know, after 8 bottles of prescription cough syrup, 'Popozao' actually starts to sound pretty good."
Sun, 02/03/08 - 03:51
CHUCK: I hope k-fed knows thats im going to be the one doing the fisting
Sun, 02/03/08 - 03:52
"So I was walking around the club, holding my hand in a surf's up position like usual, and then this piece of shit ran up to me and a camera flashed. Come to find out, he's an excellent rapper." OR Chuck's Love affair with crappy white rappers has gone too far, why can't he just listen to country like every other white guy who loves terrible music?
Sun, 02/03/08 - 03:56
K-Fed: "Yo, I can totally get you a spot on one of my songs, naw mean?" Chuck: "Can I say something about being cold as ice?" K-Fed: "Oh snap dawg, that would be tight!"
Sun, 02/03/08 - 04:01
Chuck's attempts to spur the second coming of Vanilla Ice have failed, or have they? Where's Chuck's right hand? Now you could say that K-Fed is Chuck's right hand man; Whenever Chuck needs him, he only has to sniff his fist.
Sun, 02/03/08 - 04:04
I say Noah's comment should be disqualified...... .....because I think he actually quoted the conversation verbatim! LOL, Noah....you rock! Thanks for the "chuck"le...I needed it!
Sun, 02/03/08 - 04:04
In reference to you branding them, "The Odd Couple" K-Fed: "Once of these days Chuckie, to the moon!"
Sun, 02/03/08 - 04:05
I thought this was the LINE to see FEDOR?!?!?! you see what i did there?
Sun, 02/03/08 - 04:06
As most men would be, Chuck was proud to show off the largest shit he'd ever taken.
Sun, 02/03/08 - 04:07
Uh oh, I screwed up the odd couple one, oh well...It sucked anyway.
Sun, 02/03/08 - 04:18
"In bubble thoughts" Chuck: "Brit say the word and he's done" KFed: "Brit look whose got my back now.. Beotch" NOT!
Sun, 02/03/08 - 04:19
Chuck ran over when his estrogen alarm went off the charts. He was disappointed to see some asshole waving around an "F" tattoo
Sun, 02/03/08 - 04:20
Two guys that only need to touch you once to completely end your career...
Sun, 02/03/08 - 04:24
K-Fed - You knock em out and I knock em up POPOZAO BITCHES
Sun, 02/03/08 - 04:26
This is a picture of them right before they filmed two white boys one cup......
Sun, 02/03/08 - 04:29
Casting call for the next season of "Celebrity Rehab"
Sun, 02/03/08 - 04:34
K-Fed Feat The Iceman - Ma skin iz vanilla but im cold as ice daawg.
Sun, 02/03/08 - 04:36
K-Fed: "Yo G, my johnson is as big as my forearm, right Chuck?" Chuck: "I wouldn't know, but when Brit called me last night, she said it was as big as my pinky."
Sun, 02/03/08 - 04:43
Chuck: "ohh yeaaaaaah! Let me tell you somthing brother, watcha gunna do brother, when my new tag team parter K-fed and I wrap our 10" pythons around you! Ohhh yeaaaaah! we're comming for that Championship belft brother! K.fed: "IGBT in the hizzouse Uhhh muther fucker what!! flip dog in the house naww mean! Yo that jacket is thight son, now run that shit bitch. uh son, uh son. white chocolate baby, white chocolate!"
Sun, 02/03/08 - 04:44
Who the hell is this guy?
Sun, 02/03/08 - 04:58
'Honey, Where's the Kids?'
Sun, 02/03/08 - 05:09
Chuck is thinking how he is gonna beat the photgrapher's ass and take the film so this pic won't get out!
Sun, 02/03/08 - 05:12
Chuck's thought bubble, "No chance with no bitches at this party, after this!"
Sun, 02/03/08 - 05:28
Sean Preston & Jayden in 25 years
Sun, 02/03/08 - 05:31
The photographer said he wanted a picture of the "best fighter in the world"...K-fed only jumped in because he thought he heard "best father in the world."
Sun, 02/03/08 - 05:31
unhhhhh... Yeaaahhhhh......word.
Sun, 02/03/08 - 05:35
''Liddell makes K-Fed knock himself out with a left uppercut''
Sun, 02/03/08 - 05:38
K-Fed: Yo Chuck, I slapped John Cena. You think I would think twice to slap you too!? JUST KIDDING, Don't hurt me, here I'll just punch myself in the face.
Sun, 02/03/08 - 05:43
Rumor has it Heath Ledger was also at this party
Sun, 02/03/08 - 05:47
"No shit Chuck, this is how far I could get my arm inside her."
Sun, 02/03/08 - 06:00
That Kevin Federline is so hot right now.........Kevin Federline.
Sun, 02/03/08 - 06:00
Britney....WE banged her!
Sun, 02/03/08 - 06:39
Kevin Federline & Chuck Liddel official photo together marketing their new clothing line....... CHILDSUPPORT!
Sun, 02/03/08 - 06:42
Hey look everybody it's the New Stars of the Rush Hour installments replacing Chris Tucker K-Fed the annoying black guy. and Chuck Liddell a badass we wont need subtitles to understand. Cant wait fot that one
Sun, 02/03/08 - 06:45
@ D biggles lol kfed is more annoying and yes we need subtitles! hahah
Sun, 02/03/08 - 07:08
You think Britney's crazy, you should have seen Dana when I told him I was going to Tito's birthday bash.
Sun, 02/03/08 - 07:46
Chuck Liddell party game: So your saying if I drink this cat urine and punch myself in the face you will let me walk out of here....and if I don't your going to break me in half with one pinky.....You really know how to throw a party Chuck....
Sun, 02/03/08 - 07:51
Spear-Chuckas
Sun, 02/03/08 - 08:08
Chuck - "I got my pinky ring on order" K-Fed - "YIZ-HIZA!"
Sun, 02/03/08 - 08:15
"No offense bro, but your ex-wife is the most useless human being who ever lived."
Sun, 02/03/08 - 08:16
Bottom of the poster would read Higher education not needed We got rich from knocking up and knocking out bitches!
Sun, 02/03/08 - 08:45
Check out dis watch Chuck!! You think you could afford one of these with those crappy fight of the night cheques you been pullin-in? Enough with the minor-league UFC bullshit. I can hook you up with Jamie-Lynn Spears biatch!! Once our lawyers get done with them we will have enough cheddar to buy the UFC!!
Sun, 02/03/08 - 08:49
Hey Chuck, I watch me test out my own chin. I am telling you....you couldn't knock me out if you tried.
Sun, 02/03/08 - 08:54
K-Fed showing off his tattoos that he bought with Britney's money while him and Chuck figure out how to secure the pole so Britney wouldnt break it.
Sun, 02/03/08 - 09:00
or. Chuck: Man I fight in the UFC and I cant even get me one of them watches, How'd you get it? K-Fed: Knocked up some slut and took her money and kids from her. Chuck: NICE!!!
Sun, 02/03/08 - 09:05
Chuck you got to let me be your publicist, K-fed knows PR baby!!! When I first started dating Britney people thought I was a degenerate loser trying to live off her fame. Now the bitch is institutionalized, I got the kids the money and I was named father of the year!! If you sign with me you will be my second client and I will guarantee you all kinds of personal attention. My other client is Mr T, check out this fly watch he just sent me.
Sun, 02/03/08 - 09:35
k-fed: "guys, guys! check it out, chuck is already THIS far in!!" chuck: "hang on to your drink, here comes the rest of the arm."
Sun, 02/03/08 - 09:41
http://mikey99.deviantart.com/art/K-Feddell-76490856
Sun, 02/03/08 - 09:41
Chuck: "What a douche bag!"
Sun, 02/03/08 - 09:43
My fist is scarier cuz we know where it's been.
Sun, 02/03/08 - 09:56
In today's press release, Liddell announced that he will be changing his nickname from "The Iceman" to "The Douche Magnet."
Sun, 02/03/08 - 10:04
Hey Man, I chucked Brittany
Sun, 02/03/08 - 10:06
F is for "How the FUCK did neither of us end up in jail?"
Sun, 02/03/08 - 10:11
Douche, Douche Baby....Da na na na nanna NAH nuh
Sun, 02/03/08 - 10:19
I'll save you some time and punch myself in the face Chuck!
Sun, 02/03/08 - 10:20
"Oh, this? Nah, I didn't get it cuz it's my initial or anything. It was my GPA in high school. I was gonna get it on my head like yours, but they said that would be really ouchy, so...yeah."
Sun, 02/03/08 - 10:20
Chuck Liddell: The best relationship counselor money can buy.
Sun, 02/03/08 - 10:22
Wait a second! You're not Vanilla Ice! Fuck it ... close enough.
Sun, 02/03/08 - 10:29
Knock Knock, who's there? Knocked up and knocked out bitches!
Sun, 02/03/08 - 10:30
K-Fed on TUF: Put me in coach!
Sun, 02/03/08 - 10:45
the worlds newest super hero duo: SUPER FATHER & THE WALKING PHARMACY
Sun, 02/03/08 - 11:09
Chuck: hey Feddy want to try my new version of the shocker? K-Fed: Hell yea ( billy idol style with the fist)
Sun, 02/03/08 - 11:11
The Liddelerline's first night out
Sun, 02/03/08 - 11:20
K-fed: ay dawg its some fine ass breezies round hurr put it in the browntown from downtown Chuck: *snorts a line,nods*
Sun, 02/03/08 - 11:25
K-fed- "Chuck,..this is the real "SHOCKER"....ask Brittney".
Sun, 02/03/08 - 11:27
Chuck- "Hey,..Rob VanWinkle,...whats up bro??"
Sun, 02/03/08 - 11:30
K-Fed- ¨Sorry Ice man, you look to much like my Ex-girl dawg¨
Sun, 02/03/08 - 11:52
Chuck: So.. Kevin,.. K-fed sorry baby. Umm, I was just wondering if you could tell Sean Preston and Jayden that its okay to call me Daddy, and that its normal now a days for little boys to have two daddy's. Thank you sweet heart..oh camera, pose! That was cute baby doll. Way to look so tough, rawr turned me on a little. Lets get out of here.
Mon, 02/04/08 - 12:19
Clearly, the Iceman does not discriminate against the mentally handicapped.
Mon, 02/04/08 - 12:28
Chuck n Cheesy
Mon, 02/04/08 - 12:54
-"Balled His Way to the Bottom" meets "Brawled His Way to the Top". -One is famous for poundin' mound and the other is famous for ground 'n pound. -Knock's 'em Up and Knock's 'em Out.
Mon, 02/04/08 - 12:55
chuck : i never made one song and i have more hits than you
Mon, 02/04/08 - 01:25
Behind every good fighter is a thug wannabe back-up dancer.
Mon, 02/04/08 - 03:09
Chuck: So you're saying that if I knock one of these bitches up, I can give up training altogether?
Mon, 02/04/08 - 03:38
I got this one Chuck, I'm gonna kick my own ass...
Mon, 02/04/08 - 05:06
chuck looking on angrily after being fisted by k-fed moments ago chuck: summuvabitch didnt even have the common decency to give me a reach-around
Mon, 02/04/08 - 05:34
Chuck man, I read your book, and I give it an (raises arm) 'F'. LOLOLOL
Mon, 02/04/08 - 09:39
Yo Chuck you want some of this Briney cheese?
Mon, 02/04/08 - 10:19
Chuck: "Please God, do not let the guys a Cage Potato see this picture!"
Mon, 02/04/08 - 03:47
"So it's K-fed right...Well you look a lot like my next girlfriend."
Mon, 02/04/08 - 04:13
"and then Chuck told me, where I should of hit that crazy bea, was riiiight there"!
Mon, 02/04/08 - 04:14
"Chuck says, "if I put one more song out, he's gonna hit me riiiight there"
Mon, 02/04/08 - 04:19
Hey Mike, that rap song is not a bad idea, but it's way too long and there's too much filler. Rewrite it, make it shorter, and upload some audio! Don't forget, Aleksander Emelienenko has already got the most gangster rap out there for an MMA fighter. Plus, it sounds meaner when you're speaking Russian. Good Luck.
Mon, 02/04/08 - 04:40
The MMA's new co-ed tag team champions- VanillaIceman
Mon, 02/04/08 - 05:10
Look! It's the "Dynamic Duo!" I mean the "Dramatic Duo!" Chuck, the Dramatic Fighter. K-Fed, the Dramatic... Nevermind he's just Dramatic!
Mon, 02/04/08 - 05:21
Alcohol... It's cheaper than therapy!
Mon, 02/04/08 - 05:40
Fight Science narrator: Now we see the Iceman getting ''in the game'' minutes before a fight. K-Fed: Naawwww mean!?!
Mon, 02/04/08 - 08:56
Chuck looks a little worried about his next opponent, especially one with such intimidating tattoos.
Tue, 02/05/08 - 03:02
Hands down, the uglies BITCH Chuck has ever taken home from an afterparty.
Tue, 02/05/08 - 03:38
good shit with the eminem/dr. dre re-write there mike
Tue, 02/05/08 - 02:34
With the recent addition of WWE Superstars Brock Lesnar and Sable to the UFC, Chuck Liddell reports that Dana White has recruited him his own WWE beauty and here she....d'oh
Tue, 02/05/08 - 06:17
K-Fed " yeah, yeah, it was like this bro, an upper cut, and home boy hit da flow! I can't really talk about though because now there is a case pending, fo-real-do."
Tue, 02/05/08 - 10:32
Chuck and K-fed are reunited after being separated at birth.
Tue, 02/05/08 - 10:33
Chuck and K-fed after the Keith Jardine fight at the "our careers are over" party at studio 54
Wed, 02/06/08 - 01:47
On writing a rap song: Chuck: Umm...yeah. Wut, um yeah dude I was like eh.... Kfed: Nailed it! (see fist pump) or Kfed poses to show tattoo that Chuck is going to put down both sides of his landing strip so the carpet matches the drapes. or Chuck, you can use this move. This is how I gave Brittany an episiotomy.
Thu, 02/07/08 - 12:29
Proof that after six bottles of Dimetapp, you'll take a picture with anybody!
Thu, 02/07/08 - 12:50
C'mon Chuck! Britney's kids need their dad...and you've got him out chasing snatch. BARTENDER! get me DCFS on the phone.
Thu, 02/07/08 - 03:40
Kfed - Don't hit me, I'll knock myself out!
Thu, 02/07/08 - 01:50
Fo' shiddell, my liddell.
Thu, 02/07/08 - 07:01
MIKE RIPPED OFF AN EMINEM SONG
Thu, 02/07/08 - 08:12
KFed: Smoke and drink in hand - check, bling bling to the max - check, gangsta attitude - double check. Chuck: "rock hard" hand symbol - check, obvious discomfort and an awkward look on his face when he realizes he's been caught in a photo with Kfed, which could be used in the future to question his credibility in the fighting world - quadruple check.
Fri, 02/08/08 - 08:33
"I call this move the hang loose" - Chuck "I call this move the loose goose, *cough* Britany" - K-fed "Chuckles" - Both "Double Chuckles" - Chuck
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