(Miss, your fly is…uh, you know what? Forget I said anything.)

You might remember a while back when we linked to a very strange/insipid video by porn star Jayden Jaymes in which she played up all the awesome partying she did in Mexico with what appeared to be a still-engaged Chuck Liddell and Red Sox pitcher Brad Penny.  Even if you don’t remember it, it doesn’t really matter because Liddell says a) his engagement was already broken off by then due to other reasons, and b) that chick was just using “The Iceman” for cheap publicity.  Damn, it’s self-promoting porn stars like Jaymes (who can be seen on a porn-focused episode of MTV’s "True Life" asking her parents if they’re proud of her and receiving blank stares in response) who give the rest of them a bad name.

Liddell tells Steve Cofield all about what happened and mentions a phone call to Jaymes to let her know exactly how he felt about having his Mexico vacay photos plastered all over the internet.  One imagines Liddell before making that call, phone in hand, telling himself to be strong and not give in to her porno charm, then ending the call several minutes later after telling her how naughty she’d been.  

Maybe it’s me, but it sure seems like no one takes full advantage of his MMA star status the way Liddell does.  When your biggest problem is all the porn stars trying to party with you to advance their own careers, you don’t have that many problems. 

Stuff like this has got to be a distraction from Liddell’s day job, however, which we all know is reaching some sort of a crossroads this weekend.  It also makes you wonder how much of his desire to stay in the sport is due to his hunger to fight, and how much is due to him loving the life of a celebrity.