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Chuck Liddell to Be Featured in Kia Super Bowl Commercial


(Because when I dream, I dream of Motley Crue, Chuck Liddell and Kias)

Kia announced this week that it will be running a “man’s dream” commercial during the Superbowl featuring model Adriana Lima, Chuck Liddell and Mötley Crüe flanked by an Optima racing around a track.

What they should call the commercial is “stuff old dudes like” since most of us non-Viagra dependent men aren’t Crüe fans, will never drive a Kia and have seen enough of Chuck with his shirt off the past year to do us a lifetime.

In their defense, Korea is likely just seeing TUF 1 for the first time and the video for “Kickstart My Heart” just hit number one on their MTV channel, so the commercial made perfect sense to its advertising department. It was either that or Pete Rose, STYX and Cindy Crawford, but this version did better in focus group testing.

According to USA Today, the 60-second commercial will debut in movie theaters beginning on February 3. 15-second teaser ads will also air before the February 5 event. Kia will also attempt to utilize both the Twitter and Facebook followings of the stars featured in the commercial to create a buzz for their brand, so if you see Chuck tweeting about his sweet new Kia hatchback, you know it’s a ploy.

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Alicia_KiaOutreach- February 4, 2012 at 4:23 pm
Hey Chuck Liddell fans! The wait is over - you can get a sneak peek at our "man's dream" commercial now (and not in a movie theatre!). Scope it here: http://bit.ly/KiaBG2012

If that's an old man's dream, it's a pretty good one! ;)

Thanks,
Alicia
Kia Social Media Outreach Team
Punchthedonky- January 19, 2012 at 12:44 pm
Enough with the "old" jokes guys...fact is your dick doesn't know how old it is! Adriana Lima, Cindy Crawford and Tawny Kitaen are all damn good looking girls but after seeing the drug festered lifestyle that Tawny has led, I wouldn't throw my reptile into her if it was covered in Tremclad!!!

Just sayin....
intercept440- January 18, 2012 at 2:28 pm
adriana lima > cindy crawford & tawny kitaen mixed up and glued together any day of any era.
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but Adriana lima is < Amber Heard
Fried Taco- January 18, 2012 at 1:22 pm
Did anyone see that movie about God? I heard it was good.
The12ozCurls- January 18, 2012 at 12:41 pm
What's wrong Get Off Me?
You aint packin' a can of spray paint in your trousers?
Cuz we all know Tommy is.
Kimbo Lesnar- January 18, 2012 at 12:35 pm
I never heard of that band... Wait, are you guys talking about Motörhead?? It's just not the same without the UMLAUT!!!!
Get Off Me- January 18, 2012 at 12:33 pm
I wouldn't mind being in Motley Crue, I'd just want the groupies first before Tommy Lee got to them.
Ringo- January 18, 2012 at 12:16 pm
Motorhead kicks ass, my favorite band.
The12ozCurls- January 18, 2012 at 12:01 pm
WRONG Viva:

Lemmy's giant hairy mole is GOD
Viva Hate- January 18, 2012 at 11:34 am
Crue? Screw that! Motorhead! Who would win in a fight Lemmy or God? Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy is God!
ksgbobo- January 18, 2012 at 11:21 am
Dissin' on Motley Crue! If I could pick any band that I would like to be in, it would most definetly be Motley Crue!
NomadRip- January 18, 2012 at 11:13 am
"If you don't like the Crue, you don't like music." -Rashad Evans
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First album I ever bought was Shout at the Devil...on cassette tape. Fuck. I'm the old guy :-(
El Guapo- January 18, 2012 at 11:12 am
^Never really was a footsie/toe lickin' kinda guy.
What's that? You guys thought I meant... Ahhh hell no! I'd kiss her down there 7 days a week, thrice on Sundays, playa.
El Guapo- January 18, 2012 at 11:06 am
I'd kiss Adriana Lima anywhere she'd like. ANYWHERE!(Except for down there)
Kimbo Lesnar- January 18, 2012 at 10:50 am
Tawney Kitaen, and Cindy Crawford? You are JUST under a combo age of 100 for those two ladies. Have fun with your granny-gang-bang and try to not break any hips!
ReX13- January 18, 2012 at 10:25 am
USMCOgre Says:
Not Crue fans? Fags.
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Also, Tawny Kitaen (circa 1989) FTMFW!!
The12ozCurls- January 18, 2012 at 10:20 am
WTF!
They couldn't round up Tommy Hearns, Miami Sound Machine or Tawny Kitaen.
Fried Taco- January 18, 2012 at 10:18 am
So a Kia is just like Chocolate Al. It looks nice and runs well at first, but eventually will break down and need to be replaced with a newer, better car.
The12ozCurls- January 18, 2012 at 10:14 am
"most of us non-Viagra dependent men aren’t Crüe fans"

HOW DARE YOU!
First the weird yoga girl this morning and now dissin' the Crue. Dammit, what did I ever do to you CP?
Kid Clam Curtains- January 18, 2012 at 10:11 am
Only one x in Styx dudes. Fucking blasphemy.
DangadaDang- January 18, 2012 at 10:11 am
I'd still take present day Cindy Crawford over damn near any woman on this planet.
USMCOgre- January 18, 2012 at 9:57 am
Not Crue fans? Fags.
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