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Chuck Liddell’s Two-Step Fails to Knock Out the Judges on ‘Dancing With the Stars’

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Traditionally performed by drunken rednecks, the two-step was supposed to be right in Chuck Liddell‘s sweet spot. And still these goddamned bloodsucking judges criticized his lack of grace on last night’s Dancing With the Stars. Fine, so he was more of a prop for Anna Trebunskaya in this round, but at least he got to lift her over his head a couple times. (Check out the 0:43 mark during the training montage; I’m sure it took a tremendous amount of self-control not to power-bomb that chick through the basement.)

In the end, the Iceman’s skill with a lasso and ability to take a head-kick weren’t enough to win over the so-called "experts," and he ended up with a score of 17 (just like last week), putting him near the bottom once again; Michael Irvin and Louie Vito tied for dead-last with scores of 16. Let’s put that in perspective: Even if Cecil Peoples showed up as a special guest judge and added a perfect 10 to Liddell’s score, he’d still have one less point than Melissa Joan Hart and Mya. Whatever the dance-studio equivalent of American Top Team is, Chuck needs to go there immediately and start expanding his toolkit, because the younger, hungrier celebrity dancers are closing in, just waiting for a chance to make their names off of him.

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crittino- October 13, 2009 at 4:09 pm
pause, chuck
GetUpAndKill- October 13, 2009 at 12:21 pm
The real damaging powerbomb potential came at 0:53

Douchey McDoucherton- October 13, 2009 at 9:43 am
The next guy to kick Chuck Liddell's ass is gonna be considered a legend to most clueless people who watch DWTS, just like Seth Petruzelli, aka "the guy with pink spikey hair" was considered a legend for ko'ing Kimbo Slice.
Douchey McDoucherton- October 13, 2009 at 9:41 am
Rampage would have been dry humping his way through the competition, just like Randy would be bouncing his head up and down and doing what would appear to look like some sort of hip hop chicken dance if he were to compete.
battleshape- October 13, 2009 at 9:39 am
I thought his two step was pretty the way what is two step?
itsgalf- October 13, 2009 at 9:28 am
It's a good thing Rampage wasn't competing and doing those lifts. He probably would have power bombed that chick through the floor
bpd- October 13, 2009 at 8:33 am
Cecil Peoples has a lot of good information about the Cha Cha.
roachtbp- October 13, 2009 at 8:27 am
Did Chuck really deserve 5s and 6s for that dance? I don't know much about dancing, but I thought it looked good. How can he get a 5?
Sakuraba3900- October 13, 2009 at 7:16 am
Im just hoping that when he gets voted off hes gonna get super angry, blame his partner and start throwing that over hand right around.
Just A Wrestler- October 13, 2009 at 7:15 am
Sakuraba3900- October 13, 2009 at 7:14 am
to tell a the truth I dont even know what channel or what time its on i just see this post up every now and then.

i guess its mma related... right?
jimbonics- October 13, 2009 at 6:46 am
We aren't watching. We are relying heavily on CP to break it down for us.
knuckleup101- October 13, 2009 at 6:32 am
Chuck + DWTS = Why are we watching?