Chuck Norris-Approved Knockouts

Some highlights from the first season of Chuck Norris’s World Combat League. It’s basically just kickboxing in a large bowl, but since it has Chuck’s name on it, you know there’s gonna be a devastating roundhouse kick (it’s at the 1:39 mark), and that girl-on-girl Superman punch at 1:00 is beautiful.

Also, here’s Chuck Norris fighting a bear.

(Props: commenter “Old, Bald and Irish”)

Tags: Chuck Norris,kick,kickboxing,knockouts,roundhouse,Superman punch,World Combat League

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fuck this- March 5, 2008 at 2:23 pm

most boring "league" around. Horrible fighters, as much flailing as there is technique.

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TitoG- March 4, 2008 at 9:20 pm

I boycott this stuff because of Chuck Norris. He says ground fighting is boring and people want to see knockouts not tapouts, when he himself is a black belt in BJJ under the Machados. What a hypocrite!

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Blackleg- March 4, 2008 at 6:41 pm

Chuck's 'league' should have been presented exactly like this - a best of clip show. I tried a few times to make it through an entire show and just couldn't do it. I don't know if it was the pants and booties, the rampant flailing of limbs or the previously mentioned chick brawls. Entire thing was just.... off.

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PotatoHead- March 4, 2008 at 6:23 pm

I'm with Boner(?)... uhhhh... that didn't sound right.

Anyhow, the point is... I'm as bloodthirsty as next guy, but seeing a couple of young women getting it on like that kinda rubs me the wrong way.

After a short-lived career of this stuff, and beaten-up too darn ugly to land a decent mate... I visualize a future of serving spoiled rich kids in a high school cafeteria in order to support some ungrateful, abusive, out-of-work, alcoholic piece of shit.

It breaks my heart.

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Boner- March 4, 2008 at 5:50 pm

Watching girls fight is like watching some slow ten year old boys fight. Me no likie

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Alex- March 4, 2008 at 5:41 pm

The guy in the red at 2.15 is so lucky that thai roundhouse didn't connect on the way down

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jkw- March 4, 2008 at 5:08 pm

The kid who got knocked out with the RoundHouse is James Decore from Parma Ohio. Went to HS with him.

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