Some highlights from the first season of Chuck Norris’s World Combat League. It’s basically just kickboxing in a large bowl, but since it has Chuck’s name on it, you know there’s gonna be a devastating roundhouse kick (it’s at the 1:39 mark), and that girl-on-girl Superman punch at 1:00 is beautiful.
Also, here’s Chuck Norris fighting a bear.
(Props: commenter “Old, Bald and Irish”)
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Tue, 03/04/08 - 05:08
The kid who got knocked out with the RoundHouse is James Decore from Parma Ohio. Went to HS with him.
Tue, 03/04/08 - 05:41
The guy in the red at 2.15 is so lucky that thai roundhouse didn't connect on the way down
Tue, 03/04/08 - 05:50
Watching girls fight is like watching some slow ten year old boys fight. Me no likie
Tue, 03/04/08 - 06:23
I'm with Boner(?)... uhhhh... that didn't sound right. Anyhow, the point is... I'm as bloodthirsty as next guy, but seeing a couple of young women getting it on like that kinda rubs me the wrong way. After a short-lived career of this stuff, and beaten-up too darn ugly to land a decent mate... I visualize a future of serving spoiled rich kids in a high school cafeteria in order to support some ungrateful, abusive, out-of-work, alcoholic piece of shit. It breaks my heart.
Tue, 03/04/08 - 06:41
Chuck's 'league' should have been presented exactly like this - a best of clip show. I tried a few times to make it through an entire show and just couldn't do it. I don't know if it was the pants and booties, the rampant flailing of limbs or the previously mentioned chick brawls. Entire thing was just.... off.
Tue, 03/04/08 - 09:20
I boycott this stuff because of Chuck Norris. He says ground fighting is boring and people want to see knockouts not tapouts, when he himself is a black belt in BJJ under the Machados. What a hypocrite!
Wed, 03/05/08 - 02:23
most boring "league" around. Horrible fighters, as much flailing as there is technique.
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