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Clay Guida to Drop to Featherweight, Expects Early 2013 Return

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(Careful Clay, all those fruity, sugary, woman drinks ironically go right to the hips.)

On the heels of a razor thin split decision loss to Gray Maynard at UFC on FX 4, his second loss to top tier competition in as many fights, it appears that everybody’s favorite energizer bunny/alcoholic, Clay Guida, will be dropping to featherweight for his next fight. Although no debut date or opponent have been decided as of this write up, Guida told MMAJunkie that he expects to make his featherweight debut sometime in early 2013.

Prior to his current two fight skid, Guida racked up four straight wins over such names as former PRIDE lightweight kingpin Takanori Gomi and former WEC lightweight champion Anthony Pettis among others, pulling in two Submission of the Night awards in the process and bringing his total award count to 7.

His most recent fight with Maynard was, at the risk of overusing the term, “Starnesian” to say the least — consisting of long periods of inactivity and avoidance (one which earned him a timidity warning from referee Dan Miragliotta) punctuated by the occasional combination — and was criticized by both the fans and Dana White, who declared the contest to be “a blowout for Maynard” and “not a fight” at all. Personally, I think Guida was simply protesting the decision that forced him to braid his hair, which was a goddamned travesty in every sense of the word. That being said, a good percentage of the viewing audience still scored the fight in favor of Guida, because denial is a powerful, powerful thing (insert vitriol filled “hack journalist”, “fool”, and “disgrace to MMA writers around the world” comments here). In either case, you have to imagine Guida will be looking to impress both the audience and his supreme overlord in his next bout.

Given that the featherweight division, not unlike most divisions, is still residing beneath an absent champion, Guida’s presence at 145 could cause a lot of waves in the title landscape. Now that Frankie Edgar has been left without a dance partner for his big debut, who would like to see him face Guida while Jose recovers from his joyriding accident?

-J. Jones

Comments

  1. geothornton Says:

    Fri, 09/28/12 - 09:42


    Give him to Frankie. Both are coming off 2 straight losses, 3 of those four losses are to Bendo, and it would be a barnburner.
  2. angry little feet Says:

    Fri, 09/28/12 - 09:58


    You forgot second-rate and pedestrian. Somebody might want to use those as well.
  3. KarmaAteMyCat Says:

    Fri, 09/28/12 - 10:18


    Wow dude I've trained with Guida he's gonna be fucking strapped. Just wow I can't picture him at featherweight.
  4. KidDinomite Says:

    Fri, 09/28/12 - 10:45


    I saw Guida at the Milwaukee airport back in August. He seemed like a nice dude and gave us a thumbs up. However, he's bigger than you would think so hopefully he doesn't lose his cardio edge from dropping a weight class...
  5. Fried Taco Says:

    Fri, 09/28/12 - 10:50


    You didn't mention his under 50% record against mixed cocktails.
  6. Gobbleston Says:

    Fri, 09/28/12 - 10:54


    There should be a CP ban on even mentioning that fight. Speaking of Starnesian, Maynerd should have busted out "The Rock Hammer"
  7. Poutine Guillotine Says:

    Fri, 09/28/12 - 01:12


    what's ironic about sugary drinks?
  8. J.Jones Says:

    Fri, 09/28/12 - 01:15


    The irony is that drinks marketed for women are often chock-full of the things they are trying to avoid. It's a stretch, I know, but it's Friday and I'm hungover, so give me a break.
  9. Mr_Misanthropy Says:

    Fri, 09/28/12 - 01:32


    I would like to see him walk out to his next fight in a robe and hair curlers with pink bunny slippers. To complete the image he should be smoking a cigarette and wearing a mud mask. I second the Frankie Edgar match up.
  10. jasonmoles Says:

    Fri, 09/28/12 - 01:41


    Guida @ 145 FTW!
  11. Anhonestmoose Says:

    Fri, 09/28/12 - 02:28


    Damnit why didn't you call me?
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