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Clip of the Day: Insane Russian Supermarket Brawl

Props to MMAFightGirls for digging up this footage of a violent confrontation between a group of hoodlums in a Russian supermarket and the store’s well-trained staff of ninjas. One of the punks makes the mistake of throwing the first punch at one of the blue-jacketed security guards, and is immediately dealt with. Following all the action requires multiple viewings, but we’d just like to point out that the guy who scores the one-punch knockout at the 0:30 mark is the same dude who scores the one-punch knockout at the 0:48 mark. Gary Shaw, get this man a contract!

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Dr.- July 1, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Business as usual in good ol' Russia.
Olie- July 1, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Clean up on isle 4.
Jeff- June 30, 2008 at 3:52 pm
My favorite is the dude whoopin the other dude's ass against the wall in the bottom left corner of the screen. I love how he stops to check on his buddies then comes back and resumes the kicking in the face.
winklepicker- June 30, 2008 at 11:25 am
I love how the second guy to get knocked out puts his hat back on and fixes it just so before he stumbles out the door...
Payday- June 30, 2008 at 12:34 am
If there is a caption contest this week, MMANewbExpert just won the whole shootin' match. Friggin' classic.
Kunzer- June 29, 2008 at 11:00 pm
OMG lol...ok besides watching the guy knocking people out there is another guy that is just molly whopping the kid on teh ground in teh corner LOLOLOL
Craw Pop- June 29, 2008 at 9:39 pm
just watched it again, check out the action by the exit door.
wow, that dude took a bunch of hard kicks and didn't tap, just turtled up a little!
Craw Pop- June 29, 2008 at 9:32 pm
That was great, watch the guy who is watching and then keeps picking up the figurine that falls off the table...and in the end, do the hoodlums just leave? no arrests?
off subject, whats the latest on Nate Quarry? what did Starnes actually injure him somehow?
Is it just me...- June 29, 2008 at 9:21 pm
or did every one else in that store completely uneffected by the fight, as if it happens every day? The guy leaving the store at 1:17 looks disinterested and people just instantly start cleaning up and moving their tables back to sell more stuff
Friendo- June 29, 2008 at 8:47 pm
Where was the cliche running russian jump kick thats in every ruskie fight vid?That was the entrance/exit of the grocery store with security guys usually there to take care of problems. This is a very typical set-up. The reason you don't see this type of thing in the US is because everybody sues everybody for anything. There you get beat up and hurt its your problem. God i wish America was not so lawyered up now. Assholes could be dealt with much more efficiently.
Fully.- June 29, 2008 at 8:39 pm
The first guy gets slept so unbelievably hard.
Bdizzle- June 29, 2008 at 8:23 pm
That looked like an Indoor Swapmeet not a grocery store. Those guys did get their asses handed to them.

Do you think we can ever get a MMA Royal Rumble going on? Maybe the Japanese are crazy enough to do it. Someone call up sideshows and see if they will participate.
sol- June 29, 2008 at 8:02 pm
man that first guy to get knocked out kinda just stayed out for like ever.
Evan Tanners Beard- June 29, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Yeah they were sucker punches but those russians are crazy mother fuckers
Face- June 29, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Notice at the 0:32 mark the guy already knocked out on the floor takes a full kick to the face. Wanderlei eat your heart out!
Baroni is a douche- June 29, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Hmm well I would assume the "one punch" knockout was because both were sucker punches. It still does not take away from the the fact a turd is a turd and should be dealt with as such. Sucker punch or not it was enjoyable to watch.
Trippin Ninja- June 29, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Oh man, thank you for posting this. Awesome stuff! Those hoodlums got pwned with the quickness. Could you imagine being at the grocery store and seeing something like this go down? That would be a trip!

Is Russia really bad enough that supermarkets need "bouncers"? Or maybe its just this one is in a particularly rough area? Im just wondering because I have never been out to a store and seen a team of burly guys as security. Clubs and bars for sure but never in a shopping center. Has anyone seen a group of guys catch as ass whippin like these ones did in an American shopping center?

Now that a think about it, I suppose they could of just been normal employees and not security. Either way it was damn funny watching nicely dressed employees absolutely pummel those guys.
CB's TOUGH UPPER LIP- June 29, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Woudnt wanna get caught stealing at that store@
Shatteredhawk- June 29, 2008 at 7:19 pm
lol. JoseMonkey..Buddy People who get knocked out, even pros. Dont see it comming. LOL
MMANewbExpert- June 29, 2008 at 6:40 pm
The two one punch knockouts seemed impressive until later it was realized that all 3 hoodlums were sons of James Thompson.
JoseMonkey- June 29, 2008 at 6:04 pm
So, the guy knocking everyone out deserves some credit for punching power, but it's worth noting that both guys that he KTFO'd weren't looking at him at the time.

I'm not saying he did anything wrong, I'm just saying the guys he hit were facing other opponents and didn't see it coming.
mayhem420- June 29, 2008 at 5:47 pm
I just couldnt stop looking at the dude who gets knocked out in the beginning....
Through that whole video he just looks like he was killed and left for dead.
I mean he was not moving at alll..... well other than being kicked in the face.
That kinda made his head move ..... a little.
johnnynormal- June 29, 2008 at 5:45 pm the "gun" (from the guy in the dark gray jacket who comes from the back) is more like at 0:56 and it's probably just mace or a stun gun... it doesn't seem to frighten the guy who's face it's pointed at much anyway...
johnnynormal- June 29, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Watch the guy who throws the first punch/gets one-punched first, get kicked in the face while unconcious already at 0:33, probably by the guy he threw his punch at.
cw- June 29, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Looks like someone pulls out a gun around 1:15