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Compared to This, MMA Fighters Have It Easy

(If you really wanted him dead, couldn’t you just wait for the inevitable heart attack?  Probably won’t be long now…)

You think the stuff that gets spewed on MMA forums (except for ours, which are home to gentlemen and scholars, one and all) is rough, check out the world of sumo wrestling.  Grand Champion Asashoryu Death-Threat.php”>got a death threat on a Japanese forum recently.  Then he went out and kicked ass anyway:

The threat, which stated "coming to Ryogoku to kill Asashoryu" appeared on the popular Japanese Internet forum 2channel shortly before Asashoryu stepped into the ring to face Kisenosato in his first bout.
"The threat was posted on an Internet Web site Sunday," said a JSA spokesman, who goes by the single name Hayashi. "There was no direct contact with Asashoryu."

Seriously, somebody out there cares enough about fat guys in diapers shoving one another to threaten to kill one of them?  We just can’t work up enough anger to want to see someone dead.  Not even for the worst of the worst in MMA.  Well, maybe Todd Beard.  Although you get the sense that you might be doing him a favor.

Speaking of forums…you get your UFC 93 picks in yet?  You don’t have to threaten anyone to get noticed around here.  Unless you’re our old pal TUF Guy.  Then it’s practically expected.



  1. dabix Says:

    Tue, 01/13/09 - 04:05

    I should try some death threat to win caption contests. All my previous attempts just failed (including the O,B&I faked identity)
  2. Asashoryu's Diaper Skirt Says:

    Tue, 01/13/09 - 04:10

    Life Sucks...
  3. Old, Bald and Irish Says:

    Tue, 01/13/09 - 04:14

    I knew it was you, dabix! BASTARD!
  4. drew Says:

    Tue, 01/13/09 - 04:14

    fat dudes suck
  5. Old, Bald and Irish Says:

    Tue, 01/13/09 - 04:24

    So just out of curiosity... I the only guy in the Potato Nation that digs sumo? Yeah, yeah. I know. Fat guys in diapers. But that doesn't make me a "chubby chaser"! Does it? Seriously, I enjoy the sport, but I can never find it on US television. Gotta start checking out YouTube...
  6. dangerfield Says:

    Tue, 01/13/09 - 04:39

    2chan is the japanese 4chan, so lets take this threat with a grain of salt. some japanese kid is laughing his ass off
  7. gameover Says:

    Tue, 01/13/09 - 04:40

    sumo wrestling is legit man. fucking hilarious by the way about TUG guy...what a noob
  8. Your Fucking Father Says:

    Tue, 01/13/09 - 05:06

    fucking bens keep deleting my awesome comments. Just them hating because I am more clever than those two idiots.
  9. walrus Says:

    Tue, 01/13/09 - 05:24

    TUF GUY is so fuckin' dead fuck man, ice-pick too the vag
  10. drew Says:

    Tue, 01/13/09 - 05:44

    Sumo is not legit, Sumo is so bad... its like if don king and $kala had a baby.
  11. Kadumel Says:

    Tue, 01/13/09 - 06:19

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  12. Kadumel Says:

    Tue, 01/13/09 - 06:22

    rofl @ TUF Guy comments that is awesome. BEENNNNNNNN(s)....... You give Sherdog a hard time for having internet malicious software, I agree that is wrong. I goto view Sherdog and see the Spyware noticing I am in Canada etc... But then I log on today to advertisements... Cmon I know yo uneed to make money but auto audio and video type ads? I HATE those...
  13. TokyoREW Says:

    Tue, 01/13/09 - 07:52

    First, Asashoryu is not Japanese, he's Mongolian. The Japanese hate that gaijin (foreigners) are dominating them in their sport. Think it's a coincidence those two Russian brothers in sumo got caught and banned for weed?
  14. player from the south Says:

    Tue, 01/13/09 - 08:10

    how come we never saw a sumo wrestler back in the old ufc days? when it was like this style of fighting verses this one. that would of been Hilarius . kinda like blood sport, when that monkey fighter fought that sumo wrestler but for real.
  15. Tyler Says:

    Tue, 01/13/09 - 09:34

    Butterbean would crush this guy.
  16. gvd Says:

    Tue, 01/13/09 - 11:03

    Can we please not talk about TUF guy. Giving him attention only fuels his need to troll.
  17. just some dong Says:

    Tue, 01/13/09 - 11:56

    i smell shit. oh, hey, a sumo article...
  18. mayhem420 Says:

    Wed, 01/14/09 - 06:11

    Shhhh....CP.... dont wake TUF GUY!!! You'll only make him mad... and you wont like him.... when he's mad. Well not at all really.....
  19. Dynamite!! Says:

    Wed, 01/14/09 - 07:28

    @ pfts there were a couple of sumo wrestlers. they got pwned. ufc 1 and 9 i think.
  20. TUF Guy Says:

    Wed, 01/14/09 - 07:43

    Keep playing russian roulette. The UFC will be in Chicago again some time. I'll break your nose if it means kicking the shit out of every kid with a lap-top in the arena.
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    Wed, 01/14/09 - 09:10

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    Wed, 01/14/09 - 09:10

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