(Sylvia vs. Sims @ Superbrawl 38, 12/12/04. You had me at that intro music.)
According to Wes Sims‘s manager Ken Pavia, the A-Hole Show will try to follow up his paycheck-collection at Strikeforce: Miami by taking on Tim Sylvia at an Adrenaline MMA event in Youngstown, Ohio, on March 20th. The bout will be held under special rules, in which spectators will be allowed to throw peanuts at the fighters during the match. Just kidding, but with both men drifting near the low points of their careers, it’s hard to look at this meeting as anything but a freak show — even if it’ll surely be sold as a grudge match between two extremely dangerous tall UFC vets.
Sylvia and Sims fought once before in Superbrawl, following Sims’s 0-3 stretch in the UFC and Sylvia’s loss via broken arm to Frank Mir. It was an easy mauling for the Maine-iac, who won by TKO in a minute and a half. In his last appearance, Sylvia rebounded from a humiliating knockout loss against Ray Mercer (and snapped a three-fight losing streak) by scoring a first-round TKO over Jason Riley at Adrenaline 4 in September. Sims most recently put on a ton of weight and lost to Bobby Lashley, following an exhibition loss to Justin Wren on The Ultimate Fighter 10 last year. Is it even worth asking who ya got?
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commentsSince these two jokers are so universally loathed, the only thing left for them is to be forced to ass fuck each other into submission. This contest can only end in death, and will be held in a temporary octagon with no visual access, that will be burned immediately after the match. When the winner emerges, he'll be taken by a sniper in the rafters, Last Boy Scout style.
The media will say, "Well, that was pretty shitty." The global MMA community will pause for 6 seconds to reflect on these events, then happily get on with life in the knowledge that we won't have to hear about these douchebags anymore.
I'm just sayin'...
SUPER TALL!!!
There are maybe 10-15 heavyweights in the world that would expect to do 2-4 or better against the Monson,couture,vera, nog,fedor,Mercer in a row type of schedule.
Mercer almost shouldn't count because it was supposed to be a boxing match.
anabolic steroids.
Assuming that both of these men don't collapse in on themselves like dying stars first.
I've seen projects with better results at a kindergarten science fair.
The guy did not just fuck it up for himself, but for all of MMA. Why did they HAD to pick him for that fight.
Couture
Nog
Fedor
Beat Brandon Vera and Jeff Monson in that timeframe.
Is he goofy as hell? sure
Could he beat 90% of the Heavyweights out there still? Probably yes
And I thought the only fight to not care about this year would be Liddell Ortiz 3 ... I was wrong.
I think he did "kick his little pussy ass"
Double knock out or retirement for both would be good...Fuk even if both join a yoga cult and never fight again.....
The hell does Sims have down the front of his shorts? It looks like the head of a snoopy doll poking out there. Damn.
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