I would rather watch Tim Sylvia fight himself, oh wait we’ve had about 5 years of that …….nevermind. Seriously WTF is up with the promoters, Tito vs Chuck for the 100th time, Shamrock vs Miletich why not just open up a seniors division??

Let’s stop skating around the real topic here, peeps. You know it, I know it, we all know it, but everyone’s too embarassed to say it. So OK, I’ll do it.

Since these two jokers are so universally loathed, the only thing left for them is to be forced to ass fuck each other into submission. This contest can only end in death, and will be held in a temporary octagon with no visual access, that will be burned immediately after the match. When the winner emerges, he’ll be taken by a sniper in the rafters, Last Boy Scout style.

The media will say, “Well, that was pretty shitty.” The global MMA community will pause for 6 seconds to reflect on these events, then happily get on with life in the knowledge that we won’t have to hear about these douchebags anymore.

I’m just sayin’…

They could call the event “Battle of the Bulge II” and while they’re at it go track down Sam Hoger to take on Roy Nelson (since Dana hates him anyway) for the first UFC/Strikeforce co promotion.

They could have a competition to see who has the biggest beer gut and sausage tits. That’s the only competition between these two that could be competitive.

Your in for the fight of your life

SUPER TALL!!!

Anybody else catch that they came out to the same song because neither wanted the other to have it? I LOL’d.

I’m just saying.

There are maybe 10-15 heavyweights in the world that would expect to do 2-4 or better against the Monson,couture,vera, nog,fedor,Mercer in a row type of schedule.

Mercer almost shouldn’t count because it was supposed to be a boxing match.

@aaronb

anabolic steroids.

Whoever wins, I predict its going to be by Princess Leia Jabba Choke.

Assuming that both of these men don’t collapse in on themselves like dying stars first.

This will be an epic battle of the…. awww who give a shit

Wes “The Project” Sims?
I’ve seen projects with better results at a kindergarten science fair.

I’d rather watch that stupid Kardashian show.

Even is Mercer was his only loss, he would still be hated.
The guy did not just fuck it up for himself, but for all of MMA. Why did they HAD to pick him for that fight.

I don’t get the Sylvia hate? Guy was UFC champ 3 years ago and other than Mercer hasn’t had a bad loss.

Couture
Nog
Fedor

Beat Brandon Vera and Jeff Monson in that timeframe.

Is he goofy as hell? sure

Could he beat 90% of the Heavyweights out there still? Probably yes

Sims couldn’t even get past the first round of noobs on TUF. If this turns out to be anything less than a squash match, then I’d say Sylvia’s done for good.

Best case scenario: Sims trains his ass off, destroys Silvia, Silvia retires, Sims gets signed by WWE.

And I thought the only fight to not care about this year would be Liddell Ortiz 3 … I was wrong.

Both of these guys are irrelevant. I think Cyborg could take either one of them.

I got a bucket of fried chicken.

am I the only one that hates Ken “the Pav” Pavia?

I pick the tall doughy guy

Wes Sims and Silva together in a zoo. we can throw peanuts at them all day lol

Throwing peanuts? Next match would probably be throwing natural light bottles..
I think he did “kick his little pussy ass”
Double knock out or retirement for both would be good…Fuk even if both join a yoga cult and never fight again…..

Agree with RearNakedPoke–if there’s any way that both of these guys could lose that would be great.

Wha…

The hell does Sims have down the front of his shorts? It looks like the head of a snoopy doll poking out there. Damn.

@RearNakedPoke
I’d still just catch the 5 second YouTube version. You guise!

i would love to see a double knock-out….its the only way to make it worth watching really…

Does Sims know he’s a punchline you guys?

Loser needs to retire and the winner needs to retire.

Man, when MMA stars fall, they fall HARD!