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‘Condoms Hanging From the Lamps’: Chuck Liddell Trivia Contest

We’ve been giving away copies of Iceman: My Fighting Life for the last couple of weeks, and during that time, it’s been my go-to for bathroom-reading. Consequently, I’ve learned a lot about Chuck that I didn’t know before — things that only devoted fans and family members would know. We’re taking a break from the caption contest this week, but we’d like to send an autographed copy of Iceman to the first reader who can correctly answer the questions after the jump, which are based on facts pulled from the book itself (UPDATE: We have a winner). But first, we’d like to excerpt our absolute favorite part of Iceman, which basically confirms that all the stories you’ve heard about the guy are true. Read it and weep:

Here’s what happens when you win a big fight: Girls flock to you. I was once at a club in Vegas with my girlfriend after I had beaten some guy up, and right in front of my girl, another woman came up to us and handed me her key. When I fought Tito, I wasn’t dating anyone seriously. So after a night of celebrating at the clubs, I brought some company back up to my room. A lot of company. I can’t remember how many woman, but I know it was more than two. I had promised Dana the gloves and trunks from the fight, and he had forgotten to get them in the celebration after. He came by my room in the morning, knocked on the door, and someone let him in. He saw two girls asleep in the living room, two more girls in the bathroom, and a girl in bed with me. None of us had any clothes on. And Dana remembers seeing condoms hanging from the lamps, on the floor, pretty much everywhere. He looked at me, asked me for the gloves and the trunks, then said, “Get the hell out of here.” I ended the morning by having sex while doing an interview on the phone with a radio station. Again, I’m not trying to brag. This is just the way it was.

And now that we’re all in the mood, the trivia contest:

 

1) The symbols tattooed on Chuck’s head represent “Koei-Kan,” the style of karate Chuck studied before he started training with John Hackleman. What does “Koei-Kan” mean?

2) Fill in the blank for this Chuck quote: “____ is the kind of guy I would hate to fight in the ring. He’d never stop coming. You could rip his arm off and start beating him with it and he’d still keep trying to take you down.”

3) By the time of his second UFC fight, Chuck had __ kids by __ different mothers.

4) Of the following colors, which one is not on Chuck’s list of “favorite toenail polish colors”? Pink, Blue, Black, Green.

5) Of the following liquors, which one is not on Chuck’s list of “favorite drinks/shots”? Patron, Jägermeister, Wild Turkey, Jameson’s.

The first reader to answer all questions correctly gets the book. Submit your answers in the comments section. And…go!

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Zulu- February 11, 2008 at 5:58 pm
1. Prosper toward the future with happiness

2. Offa White

3. 3 kids by 4 different

4. pale green

5. Bar maid
dana white- February 11, 2008 at 12:16 am
my answer on Koei-Kan is closer to chucks definition so i should of won
dana white- February 11, 2008 at 12:12 am
it should be a tie because my answer is closer to chucks actual answer
BIG CHRIS- February 10, 2008 at 11:55 pm
This is not Big Chris posting, but there is a seriuos bug in the Cage Potato comments section that is autofilling his info in these forms for me. Now I know your email, Chris Appleton, thanks CP!
clitwizard- February 10, 2008 at 10:43 pm
So i have to have to own the book to answer the question to win the prize which is the book that i already have right?? what kind of stupid ass shit is this??
BIG CHRIS- February 10, 2008 at 10:37 pm
how long is this contest going to last??? pick a winner already!!!
charlo- February 10, 2008 at 10:35 pm
1. WTF

2. IS

3. THAT

4. SHIT

5. !!!!!!
Crud- February 10, 2008 at 10:16 pm
1. A place of peace and prosperity
2. Wanderlei Silva
3. 2 kids/2 mothers
4. Green
5. Jägermeister
mercom- February 10, 2008 at 10:15 pm
1. Prosper with happiness toward the future

2. Dana White

3. 2 kids by 2 different

4. green

5. patron
Dana White- February 10, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Who won? I'm in suspense!
Mitch- February 10, 2008 at 8:53 pm
My second and last try:

1. A place of peace and prosperity
2. Dana White
3. 2 kids/2 mothers
4. Green
5. Jägermeister
Dana White- February 10, 2008 at 7:51 pm
1. happiness , prosperity , and hall or house or familar definition is Prosper with
happiness toward the future

2. Dana White

3. 2 kids by 2 different

4. green

5. Jameson’s

i messed up in my first answers but changed it. theses are my final answers and I also study Koei-Kan
Geoffr0y- February 10, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Fuck this shit, we're all just guessing. Whats the point of a contest where you have to already own the prize to win it? I'm going to the Gym.
andrew- February 10, 2008 at 7:43 pm
1: Prosper with Happiness towards the future.
2: dana white
3: 2 kids / 2 mothers
4: green
5: jamesons
Geoffr0y- February 10, 2008 at 7:43 pm
1.) A place of peace and prosperity
2.) Dana White
3.) 2 kids by 2 mothers
4.) Green
5.) Jägermeister
Old, Bald and Irish- February 10, 2008 at 7:41 pm
1.) Propellers of Happiness
2.) Jenna Jameson's crotch
3.) 2 Girls, 1 Cup
4.) Mauve
5.) Jameson 1608 Irish Whiskey
Dan- February 10, 2008 at 7:41 pm
1. Prosper with happiness toward the future
2. His grandfather
3. 2 kids / 2 mothers
4. Pink
5. Patron
villleee- February 10, 2008 at 7:37 pm
1. Prosper with happiness toward the future
2. Dana White
3. 2 kids 2 mothers
4. Blue
5. Wild Turkey

I made mistake in three when i double checked it... :S
SikSik6- February 10, 2008 at 7:36 pm
1. "Can you believe I still get laid with this haircut?"
2. Boy George
3. If you go by what he reported on his taxes, it would be 11 kids, 0 mothers.
4. Plaid
5. Lighter fluid
whitey- February 10, 2008 at 7:35 pm
1. Prosper with happiness toward the future
2. Dana White
3. 2 kids by 2 women
4. green
5. jameson's
Dana White- February 10, 2008 at 7:32 pm
1. happiness , prosperity , and hall or house or familar definition is Prosper with
happiness toward the future

2. Dana White

3. 2 kids by 2 different

4. pink

5. Jameson’s
ZzFDKzZ- February 10, 2008 at 7:31 pm
1) Prosper with Happiness.

2) Dana White.

3) 2 Kids 2 Mothers.

4) Green.

5) Jägermeister
CagePotato- February 10, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Erick and Mitch have 3 right (not necessarily the same three). That's the last hint I'll give.
Dap1978- February 10, 2008 at 7:23 pm
1. Prosper with happiness toward the future
2. Dana White
3. 3 Kids/ 2 Mothers
4. Pink
5. Jagermeister
Mitch- February 10, 2008 at 7:19 pm
1. A place of peace and prosperity
2. Dana White
3. 2 kids/2 mothers
4. Black
5. Jameson’s
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