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After I wrote that last post, I decided to search the web for some of those old Xyience commercials with the Iceman and Ace. I always liked the one where Rich Franklin is telling his science class about how awesome Xyience is, and the hot chick in the class is like “Mr. Franklin, do you use Xyience?” while eye-fucking the shit out of him, and he’s like “Every day,” and the implication is that if you use Xyience, you basically get to bang your students every day.

So I’m searching, and I come across the video below. From what I gather, Xyience held a video contest to find their next spokesmodel, and a handful of girls submitted sample commercials. I’m guessing that this girl didn’t win:

The problem with trying to be sexy is that if you miss the mark, you miss it so hard that you usually land on “hilarious.” I think the main problem here is that gogo-bar dance moves don’t really translate when you break ‘em out in the middle of the day behind a decrepit supermarket in Hoboken. Also, it Just Doesn’t End. We get it — you can rub your ass and hair against a filthy wall. If this is what Xyience does to people, I’m sticking with Red Bull and methamphetamines.

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Anonymous- April 18, 2009 at 10:32 am
Nice ass.
Brandon- April 16, 2009 at 7:07 pm
skidding- April 16, 2009 at 3:26 pm
In all honesty, I thought that was hot as hell. Maybe I'm biased because I was actually there when I got to see her shoot this sexy video live. There is a split second where you can see me watching her from a couple of yards away. (I'm the hobo holding the brown paper bag)
FILMAC- November 6, 2007 at 2:04 am
Hmm, hot or not. If the body is good. Close your eyes and feel it. Ha ha ha.