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Consider Yourself Warned: Cris “Cyborg” Santos May Pose For Playboy


(It’s odd that the smile seems like the most unnatural part of this picture.)

The tasteful pornographers at Playboy have thus far been unsuccessful in trying to convince Gina Carano to take her clothes off and pretend to wash a car, so they’ve gone one step lower.  Or higher, depending on how you think about it.  Cris "Cyborg" Santos says she’s been offered a spot in Playboy’s glossy pages, and she’s considering it.  There’s one thing, though.  As she puts it, "…only one man saw me naked in my entire life and I have to think deeply about that."

One man?  Really?  I don’t know whether to be impressed or concerned.  But regardless, it’s not like she’s got anything any of us haven’t seen before.  Unless she does.  Which would be kind of awesome and possibly scary.


I have no choice but to assume that this is all an elaborate ploy to get Carano to pose for Playboy.  It’s kind of like when you approach a group of women at a bar.  You don’t immediately start talking to the prettiest one; that’s what they’re all expecting.  Instead, you talk to her athletically superior, sort of masculine friend with limited English skills. 

At first the pretty girl will pretend to regard this as a positive development, but soon enough she’ll feel her status within the group is threatened, and she’ll be forced to do whatever it takes to steal back the spotlight.  Works every time.  Except for when it doesn’t.  Then the next thing you know you’re in a committed relationship with a girl you can’t understand who may decide to beat you up if you displease her.   

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jamesmedley- September 29, 2011 at 11:10 pm
I'd certainly take women’s MMA more seriously if she did this. I am talking about, women’s MMA is battling for authenticity and equal chance. This is an ideal method to eliminate a few of the sexism within the sport and also to reveal that lady are as seriously interested in MMA as males. Nothing screams “I’m a legit professional” like appearing nude for Playboy. Carano didn’t appreciate this.

As an additional benefit, Cyborg might set a precedent for women’s professional athletes battling for equal respect. If the works, we're able to expect Natalie Gulbis (golf), Daniella Hantuchova (tennis), or Brooke Wyckoff (basketball) to exhibit us their pillows too.

Exactly what the fuck I’d check it out I saw her spread in fight magazine plus they attempted there better to make her seem like a lady, it type of labored. You would need to believe that playboy has more experience than them. Plus I have no idea think PB could air brush a wiener from somebody.
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My House I Build It- December 17, 2009 at 6:21 pm
nsfw that shit!!!! arrrghhh! first logan/natasha gone, now this...

i can't take it!
Bandy13- December 17, 2009 at 5:39 pm
alot of pro fighters are going to be threatened now by her striking, aggression and penis size.
UFC fan- December 17, 2009 at 4:48 pm

"DAN THE VIKING Says:
Thu, 12/17/2009 - 09:52

@Jugger coooome ooooonn!
Some woman find posing nude empowering, and I find I like to whack off to it.
So before you grab the first seat on the 'this sets us back years' train, take a look at a chic spread eagle and do what comes natural."

If you whack off to THAT you are a sicko.


Big Jumpin Dad- December 17, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Hey didnt they mean to put ''Playgirl" ????? kablamy!
Big Jumpin Dad- December 17, 2009 at 3:11 pm
BIG JUMPIN DAD LIVES!!!!!!!
knee_strike- December 17, 2009 at 2:45 pm
@ Harry Sack

"LMAO - you are immensely gifted at stating the completely obvious my friend."

Cut me some slack, Sack (LOL). For all I know, there are tons of guys out there who are actually turned on by Cyborg. Her husband obviously is.
RustyShackleford- December 17, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Shes got one of those tiny clit-dicks you know what im sayin. Like a thumb.. shits gross.
intercept440- December 17, 2009 at 2:24 pm
I actually thought that maybe CP made a typo in the playboy to play girl thing , but then i thought .... Nah...Dave ferra probably turned them on to a lesser yet unheard of magazine called Gayboy ...i mean ..it does kinda make sense dont it??
skeletor- December 17, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Does anybody notice how much bigger her right arm is then her left? If she doesn't have a penis now she had one before, and she absolutely loved it. Makes you wonder why she got rid of it.
Harry Sack- December 17, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Wow, I cant believe how many posts are here trying to rationalize that PB could somehow justifiably have her within miles of their pages.LMAO
"When she's not training for a fight she actuially has an okay body..."
"if you squint and hold your breath for three minutes her brow, nose, and jawbone shrink..."
"If you take a vow of cellibacy in an italian cave for six years and eat bat guano she seems very appealing..."
oh and to the dude who said "I have a ton of respect for her as a fighter (read: shes butt ass ugly), but I just dont find her sexually attractive (Whoa, you dont fucking say)" LMAO - you are immensely gifted at stating the completely obvious my friend.
NECROPHYTE- December 17, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Playboy or playgirl?!
Robocop Didnt Tap- December 17, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Everytime I look at that picture, I just envision her saying "You wanna know how I got these scaaars?"

All she needs is a shitload of red lipstick and a purple coat.
portland mma- December 17, 2009 at 1:11 pm
She is one hell of a woman if you took Nell (Jodie Foster), Hilary Swank in Boys don't cry and Charlize Theron in Monster you still can't equal the boner power of Cyborg.
Da Spied Her- December 17, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Kadumel just told me that Logan and Natasha have been released from the UFC.
portland mma- December 17, 2009 at 1:08 pm
I heard she has an awesome penis, this should be a great spread.
ReDx- December 17, 2009 at 12:20 pm
The only man to see her nude was the doctor when he was removing her penis and putting in boobs.
Slampage- December 17, 2009 at 12:11 pm
If you experience an erection lasting more than four hours, please consult your doctor or any photo of Cristiane Santos.
ProfessorMMA- December 17, 2009 at 12:03 pm
i'd hit it
ghostboner- December 17, 2009 at 11:18 am
@steampunk22 - ha ha ha ha oh jeez Linda Hamilton? The parallel is clear but for some reason Sarah Connor is just not epic masturbatory fodder. Maybe it is because she vag'd out on shooting the black computer dude...
Goog- December 17, 2009 at 11:14 am
In Mother Russia, PlayGirl poses you.
ghostboner- December 17, 2009 at 11:13 am
Oh sweet mother of pearl! Epic masturbatory fodder! The gods of good fortune smile upon me! I have waited long and patient for her to be nude! I would love to keep posting but I gotta run to Wal-Mart and clean out the vaseline aisle asap!
ReX13- December 17, 2009 at 10:55 am
Anyone ever noticed that a lot of the Brazilian models don't actually go Brazilian?

Is it strange that i am genuinely puzzled by this? Shouldn't they embrace their culture proudly?
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