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Cop at UFC 91 Body Slams Dude First, Asks Questions Later


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It just wouldn’t be a night at the fights if someone didn’t get all riled up and start their own action outside the Octagon.  What this guy doesn’t take into account, however, is that the cops at UFC 91 have been watching the same ass-kicking action all night long, and are now just as eager as he is to bash some skulls.  Maybe even a little too eager. 

The slam that comes at around the 0:27 mark may not be a model of technical execution, but it ends with our bewildered troublemaker on his back soaking up spilled beer and wondering how the cops at the MGM Grand got to be so agro, brah.  At least he waited until after the main event to get himself brutalized.

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CheckHisPee- April 5, 2010 at 8:00 pm
1: If you choose a specific career, don't complain about the hardships of said career, or quit and find something better.

2: There's too many 'Anonymous' on here, man up and pick a name/tag.

3: What's with all the Affliction shirt hate? I like/wear them and don't start fights/ act like a douche. Couldn't we find some apparel more worthy of being despised? Mesh half-shirts or shirts tied in a knot at the naval for instance?
vicboy- August 12, 2009 at 8:23 pm
cops never made it in life...they have watched their classmates become doctors, lawyers, investment bankers while they got a shitty 2 year community college certificate in law enforcement. brutalizing people makes them feel good about themselves and partially compensates for the fact that they are nothing but fat pig losers..the cop who body slammed the guy was trying to impress the fat girl for a date as she would put out a hell of a lot better than his fat whore HIV/herpes infested wife...

gary hitchman- March 28, 2009 at 8:17 am
that was beautiful!!!
bold- February 24, 2009 at 6:20 am
yea id say that guy in the black shirt didnt do anything lmao
bold- February 24, 2009 at 6:20 am
fuck give that cop a job id say we need more kick ass slams like that
Manic- February 7, 2009 at 3:18 am
Yuck. I know that f-ing hurt. It's hard enough being slammed on mats. I don't even want to begin to consider what it feels like on those pvc and steel stairs.
Anonymous- February 6, 2009 at 11:36 pm
I think the cop did a great judo throw here. He should have followed it up with some ground and pound!!
Anonymous- January 26, 2009 at 7:47 am
.... shut up fag
ihatejardine!!alot- December 31, 2008 at 8:26 pm
guy who fight at fights are FAGS!!!!
J- December 18, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Yo..if the cops going to slam somebody like that they better have the right guy. It looks like they threw the wrong dude. If i got tossed like that and i wasnt involved id go crazy on the cops. Theyd have to put me in a straight jacket. I hope that guy files a law suit cuz thats BS.
Justin- December 14, 2008 at 12:35 pm
The dumb bitch should've stayed in her seat and kept her mouth shut. I wish she would've knocked her two front teeth out when she fell. Owned guy looked undeserving of the slam. Would love to see the cop and the dumb bitch get owned.
Anonymous- December 10, 2008 at 4:40 pm
That cop has the strength of ten men.
Anonymous- December 10, 2008 at 11:51 am
Nah... it just smells like you.
Anonymous- December 7, 2008 at 2:24 pm
haha sweet affliction shirt bro you must be a bad dude
Minnesota Madman- December 4, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Yeah you are right, i'm sure if the cop asked politely for them to stop fighting everyone would have stopped immidiately! Youre on an MMA site... Stop promoting pussyism!
Rhuobhe- December 4, 2008 at 12:25 am
these comments are horrible. stop saying you were there lying douches.
Scallawag- December 3, 2008 at 10:39 am
LoL, Greenseed.. yea, absorb some abilities like what? Get punched and kicked? Kick and punch back? Yea.. that's a terrific skillset.
Anonymous- December 2, 2008 at 1:00 pm
giving people speeding tickets.
Pac-Man- December 2, 2008 at 12:18 pm
@ Behr that is
Pac-Man- December 2, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Holy shit, I actually laughed out loud for a minute or two after reading that. Amen brother.
GEarl- December 2, 2008 at 11:19 am
I'm a ass-eating cop too. Unfortunately they pinned my badge to my pee sized brain and the only solution I can come up with is to quickly grab someone and throw them!

Earl, he's generalizing about cops because most of you are asshole fuck sticks still talking about the good ol highschool days who couldn't cut it in college. So you became a cop and decided to continue being a dick. Wow, big suprise. I've been on several "ride alongs" and there is nothing to your job. If it's so stressful, quit. Find something else. Don't sit there and complain if it's the career path you chose. If you don't like people calling you a pig, don't be one. Suck it up or shut your mouth. No one want to hear your failed attempt at decision making. We already know what kind of decisions you make, cop.
bloody turd- December 1, 2008 at 7:34 pm
I was right behind them, they were fighting over a turkey sandwich, the man did a jumping fart in her face, and she, somehow, pissed like a dude right in his face and beer. They then played a game of chess to resolve the ordeal, the lady got pissed because she got checkmate'd and she shat her pants, she then secretly put the shat from her pants on the turkey sandwich they were fighting over, and the man took a bite, tasted it, grabbed her throat, pried open her mouth and puked in her mouth, and then after that , well, the video pretty much tells everything after that.
Anonymous- November 29, 2008 at 6:55 pm
haha get em in the ring
Participant- November 29, 2008 at 12:30 am
There was something else going on that you can't see on camera. The camera man was fixated on the fat girl. Big girls fall harder and that's what makes them funny. The fight on the right was not as amusing I guess.
Smitty99- November 28, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Earl -

I concur...these db's who bitch about the police probably got rightfully owned themselves when the missed a great chance to shut their pie hole. Don't f*ck with the police and they won't with you.

You whiners about the police are the first punk ass bitches calling us to help you when you get your ass stomped because you said stupid sh*t like this.

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