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Corn Nuts Are the Official Corn ‘Nut Sack’ of the UFC, According to Bruce Buffer [VIDEO]

(Sadly, this was the only interesting moment of the Lawlor vs. Carmont fight. Props: ybrekyert via Reddit MMA)

Even the suavest sons-of-bitches occasionally make mistakes. UFC cage-announcer Bruce Buffer — the sharply-dressed Trigg-abusing card-shark who has long showcased his golden throat and trademarked catchphrases as the “Veteran Voice of the Octagon” — made quite a verbal boner during the main card of UFC 154 on Saturday. Honestly, it’s not his fault. When your product slogan includes the phrase “nut snack,” you’re setting yourself up for unfortunate accidents.

Prediction: Following his triumphant performance as the ShockmasterTom Lawlor will show up to his next UFC weigh-in appearance as a corn nut-sack.

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knucklesamitch- November 21, 2012 at 3:32 am
Sounded like "Snack" to me. I deem the writer of this article to be "The Official Floor turd of!"
Mr_Misanthropy- November 20, 2012 at 1:01 pm
Bust a nut!
Clue-by-Four- November 20, 2012 at 12:54 pm
He said snack, you retard.
Mr_Misanthropy- November 20, 2012 at 1:04 pm
He snaid sack, yoon rehterd.
WarpedAcorn- November 20, 2012 at 12:54 pm
Honestly, even knowing what I was supposed to listen for, it still sounded like a mumbled "snack". Kinda like Buffer was talking while having a stroke and losing control of his facial muscles.
Viva Hate- November 20, 2012 at 12:02 pm
Wait until the commercial where Dana screamed “What does Loretta Hunt like to put in her mouth? DEEZ NUTS!” as the camera pans down to a bag of Corn Nuts hanging from his zipper.
Fried Taco- November 20, 2012 at 11:53 am
Cheick Kongo was responsible for bringing Corn Nut-Sacks on board as a sponsor.