Correction: This is the Greatest Knockout Ever
Many of you disagreed with our description of yesterday’s cartwheel kick knockout as “the greatest KO ever.” Yeah, we weren't totally serious about that (ever heard of hyberbole?), but our good friend Matt Brown, editor of Fight! Magazine, took issue with it and sent us the above video to demonstrate what a truly amazing knockout looks like.
These two midgets pull out all the stops in this kickboxing bout, and as you can tell the announcer (is that you, Frank Trigg?) is loving it. So is this yet another sign of the impending apocalypse? Maybe. But we prefer to think of it as a sign that Matt Brown is a weirdo. Don’t worry though, he insists that he only stumbled across the video by accident while searching for midget porn.
After the jump, Kimo Leopoldo is out of jail and breaking bricks with his head. Is that more or less bizarre than the midgets? You decide.
(Via Cage Writer)
What the hell is Steve Cofield doing at this circus show? And why is he interviewing Kimo Leopoldo as if he is a serious candidate to reform the California State Athletic Commission? Dude was arrested with meth on his person while wearing a police jumper (allegedly, okay) and then tested positive for meth at the police station.
And it's not as if Kimo wouldn't do drugs. He tested positive for steroids on two different occasions during his completely unremarkable MMA career. Now he's breaking bricks with his head to prove that he's perfectly fine. Somehow, we remain unconvinced.
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Anonymous Says:
FIRST
El Famous Burrito Says:
Tim Sylvia saw that midget video and immediately called Winner.
Kadumel Says:
Wow that was hilarious, that Midget doing a rolling kick or whatever was absolutely classic!
THE FATASS BADASS Says:
HOLY FUCK! Thats was an awesome video. That little shit has skills, awkwardly displayed skills.
Richard Tucker Says:
Good lord, was the announcer in the first vid being jerked off with sandpaper at the time?
Left High Kick Says:
c'mon CP, that vid is sooo last winter(haha i couldnt even type that without laughing). Can't believe you've guys at CP have never seen this piece of footage before. It was on t.v. a few times for cryin out loud.
+BUT! the version u guys put up was shorter and funnier with Twinkle Toes commentating(haha).
+now i know where Wandi got his "Pride Knees" from lol.
LukeTheDuke Says:
How do you look? Kinda looks like your bleeding from your forehead. Bricks (draw) Kimo Leopoldo R1
Deadpanda Says:
MIDGETS RULE!
Jburg Says:
Kimo "They say a picture is worth, what, a thousand words..? How do I look?"
Like a goon on meth with a goofy ass cut on your forehead because you just smashed it into several bricks.
Michael W. Says:
Believe it or not, those are actually 4 ounce gloves they are wearing.
GetUpAndKill Says:
Somewhere out there Anthony Johnson is learning the Flying Tumble in the Jungle....haha right...c'mon...nobody?...damn.
GetUpAndKill Says:
Um yeah...fail x2
I meant the other Anthoney Johnson, Jon Jones. Weak I know...1 week ban.
Anonymous Says:
did kimo really just say "i wanted to show people what damage i still have with my head"?
Beaver Beater Says:
Only Kimo would through a training camp with the soul goal of mean mugging his opponent before getting knocked out.
VegasMMAfan Says:
Man, Kimo's hands sure were shaking a lot. (yikes)
mma-pro Says:
that shit is great, that was a sick hand-stand heel kick, sending the bigger man to the ground. imagine if he did that to a normal size person and hit them in the groin
Captain Bringdown Says:
As funny as midgets are in general the best KO in MMA has to be the Double KO where Shonie Carter is the Ref. His reaction is AMAZING!
Jason G Says:
This guy is horrible with analogies. I hope it's the meth because otherwise he quite mentally challenged.
hotsaucemonster Says:
Jesus christ with a move like that how the hell did he lose to Diego Sanchez
Terjay Says:
The announcer is creaming his pants or something. OHH OHH OOOOHH OHH OOHH OOOHHHHHH OHHHHHH!
Bootylam! Says:
Kyle Maynard called next. What happened with slitwhistle's baby boy? My wife is going insane worrying, my heart's hurting for them. Any updates? People do care.
Jay Says:
Hyperbole? Wasn't that the XFL version of the Superbole?
Munt Says:
Noooooow we see the Kyle Maynard division...
Anonymous Says:
not the first time you've showed this video
slapjaw ackrite Says:
Yes, anonymous, I believe you are right. They have shown this vid before. But it is possible that some have missed out on its glory. You wouldn't deny a kid Christmas would you?
UFC fan Says:
wow, Kimo dude stop bashing bricks with your head, its fucking up your brain.....oh, uh what's that you say?
it was the METH that did that? oh...ok, my bad.
Was that like the most sad, delusional distracting interview you eva......whoa, a butterfly! wheeeee........oh wait was I saying something? NO wait I have a comment....uhhhhmmm yeah I can't even think of anything to say, THAT is my comment right there.
And I got 1 more fight in me and when I make a face like THIS (angry face) then I am serious I don't wanna.......hey look a rainbow.......ooooooooo pretty!
Anonymous Says:
oooooooooooooo! nice thai raisin from mij #1! ooooooooooooo! ooooooooooooo!
Zanzibarz Says:
Wow, I say Kyle Maynard should fight that midget!!
snoochie boochies Says:
kimo, the meth head, leopoldo is just like bobby bouche from the waterboy. his muffled, stumbling, jargon demonstrates how meth zings for the brain and utterly obliterates millions of brain cells. soon, he will have to resort to dressing up as a clown and eat those bricks...one tip, invest in metal teeth kimo. i know you cant afford it, just lay off the meth for maybe two days or so and you can then sell one of your kidney's on the black market to make some quick, hard cash. only then, you will have your metal teeth so you can begin your paramount career as a clown juggler.
snoochie boochies Says:
eat those bricks
And as El Guapo always Says:
Man meth is a hell of a drug
Bootylam! Says:
Since nobody else has done it yet: Boards don't hit back... but it looks like bricks do! ( ba-dum-ksshhh)
Stevia Addict Says:
Vintage Sing-a-tong.
Stevia Addict Says:
I've been following Sing-a-tong for a while now, and then man is a beast. When is Penang Soonthambottom going to wake the hell up and make a 45 pound weight class?
Sing-a-tong deserves alot better. I mean now they have him fighting cans like Hongo Tongkart? WTF?
Phunnybonz Says:
I really need to see Tito interview Kimo.
Tito Ortiz: "Here we are with the only one, Keemoe Leahpoll. You did an awesome job breaking your head with, err, breaking the bricks with your hands. Wow! that's all I got to say. So if you could comment on the stuff on TMZ with your comments...how was my reaction?"
Kimo Leopold: "My reaction? Was.....I really, deh, it's it's...nah nah I gotta comment! (long uncomfortable pause) That's my comment. I don't (gurgle) I can't come up with a comment. I'm stuh-It's like I'm still going through life (pirate noise). It's still like it ain't nothing over with me yet. So eheh everything is still going, I I I don't have a reaction."
And yes, Kimo really does make a pirate noise. Skip to 2:54 and see for yourself.
Krazy Kracker Says:
I thought the midget announcer's comments were well thought out and concise.... Replay it and listen to JUST the audio. You feel like you're THERE!
Krazy Kracker Says:
I didn't even see the sad Kimo video. "During my prep I imagine these bricks are trying to take away my meth.... License and registration please!... Kimo for president 2012!"