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Correction: This is the Greatest Knockout Ever

Many of you disagreed with our description of yesterday’s cartwheel kick knockout as “the greatest KO ever.”  Yeah, we weren’t totally serious about that (ever heard of hyberbole?), but our good friend Matt Brown, editor of Fight! Magazine, took issue with it and sent us the above video to demonstrate what a truly amazing knockout looks like.

These two midgets pull out all the stops in this kickboxing bout, and as you can tell the announcer (is that you, Frank Trigg?) is loving it. So is this yet another sign of the impending apocalypse?  Maybe.  But we prefer to think of it as a sign that Matt Brown is a weirdo.  Don’t worry though, he insists that he only stumbled across the video by accident while searching for midget porn.

After the jump, Kimo Leopoldo is out of jail and breaking bricks with his head.  Is that more or less bizarre than the midgets?  You decide.



(Via Cage Writer)

What the hell is Steve Cofield doing at this circus show?  And why is he interviewing Kimo Leopoldo as if he is a serious candidate to reform the California State Athletic Commission?  Dude was arrested with meth on his person while wearing a police jumper (allegedly, okay) and then tested positive for meth at the police station. 

And it’s not as if Kimo wouldn’t do drugs.  He tested positive for steroids on two different occasions during his completely unremarkable MMA career.  Now he’s breaking bricks with his head to prove that he’s perfectly fine.  Somehow, we remain unconvinced. 

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Krazy Kracker- March 28, 2009 at 1:42 am
I didn't even see the sad Kimo video. "During my prep I imagine these bricks are trying to take away my meth.... License and registration please!... Kimo for president 2012!"
Krazy Kracker- March 28, 2009 at 1:38 am
I thought the midget announcer's comments were well thought out and concise.... Replay it and listen to JUST the audio. You feel like you're THERE!
Phunnybonz- March 27, 2009 at 9:36 pm
I really need to see Tito interview Kimo.

Tito Ortiz: "Here we are with the only one, Keemoe Leahpoll. You did an awesome job breaking your head with, err, breaking the bricks with your hands. Wow! that's all I got to say. So if you could comment on the stuff on TMZ with your comments...how was my reaction?"

Kimo Leopold: "My reaction? Was.....I really, deh, it's it's...nah nah I gotta comment! (long uncomfortable pause) That's my comment. I don't (gurgle) I can't come up with a comment. I'm stuh-It's like I'm still going through life (pirate noise). It's still like it ain't nothing over with me yet. So eheh everything is still going, I I I don't have a reaction."

And yes, Kimo really does make a pirate noise. Skip to 2:54 and see for yourself.
Stevia Addict- March 27, 2009 at 5:00 pm
I've been following Sing-a-tong for a while now, and then man is a beast. When is Penang Soonthambottom going to wake the hell up and make a 45 pound weight class?
Sing-a-tong deserves alot better. I mean now they have him fighting cans like Hongo Tongkart? WTF?
Stevia Addict- March 27, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Vintage Sing-a-tong.
Bootylam!- March 27, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Since nobody else has done it yet: Boards don't hit back... but it looks like bricks do! ( ba-dum-ksshhh)
And as El Guapo always- March 27, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Man meth is a hell of a drug
snoochie boochies- March 27, 2009 at 12:36 pm
eat those bricks
snoochie boochies- March 27, 2009 at 12:36 pm
kimo, the meth head, leopoldo is just like bobby bouche from the waterboy. his muffled, stumbling, jargon demonstrates how meth zings for the brain and utterly obliterates millions of brain cells. soon, he will have to resort to dressing up as a clown and eat those bricks...one tip, invest in metal teeth kimo. i know you cant afford it, just lay off the meth for maybe two days or so and you can then sell one of your kidney's on the black market to make some quick, hard cash. only then, you will have your metal teeth so you can begin your paramount career as a clown juggler.
Zanzibarz- March 27, 2009 at 11:55 am
Wow, I say Kyle Maynard should fight that midget!!
Anonymous- March 27, 2009 at 11:45 am
oooooooooooooo! nice thai raisin from mij #1! ooooooooooooo! ooooooooooooo!
UFC fan- March 27, 2009 at 11:28 am
wow, Kimo dude stop bashing bricks with your head, its fucking up your brain.....oh, uh what's that you say?
it was the METH that did that? oh...ok, my bad.
Was that like the most sad, delusional distracting interview you eva......whoa, a butterfly! wheeeee........oh wait was I saying something? NO wait I have a comment....uhhhhmmm yeah I can't even think of anything to say, THAT is my comment right there.
And I got 1 more fight in me and when I make a face like THIS (angry face) then I am serious I don't wanna.......hey look a rainbow.......ooooooooo pretty!
slapjaw ackrite- March 27, 2009 at 11:23 am
Yes, anonymous, I believe you are right. They have shown this vid before. But it is possible that some have missed out on its glory. You wouldn't deny a kid Christmas would you?
Anonymous- March 27, 2009 at 11:03 am
not the first time you've showed this video
Munt- March 27, 2009 at 11:02 am
Noooooow we see the Kyle Maynard division...
Jay- March 27, 2009 at 10:54 am
Hyperbole? Wasn't that the XFL version of the Superbole?
Bootylam!- March 27, 2009 at 10:53 am
Kyle Maynard called next. What happened with slitwhistle's baby boy? My wife is going insane worrying, my heart's hurting for them. Any updates? People do care.
Terjay- March 27, 2009 at 10:52 am
The announcer is creaming his pants or something. OHH OHH OOOOHH OHH OOHH OOOHHHHHH OHHHHHH!
Jason G- March 27, 2009 at 10:03 am
This guy is horrible with analogies. I hope it's the meth because otherwise he quite mentally challenged.
hotsaucemonster- March 27, 2009 at 10:03 am
Jesus christ with a move like that how the hell did he lose to Diego Sanchez
Captain Bringdown- March 27, 2009 at 9:54 am
As funny as midgets are in general the best KO in MMA has to be the Double KO where Shonie Carter is the Ref. His reaction is AMAZING!

mma-pro- March 27, 2009 at 9:50 am
that shit is great, that was a sick hand-stand heel kick, sending the bigger man to the ground. imagine if he did that to a normal size person and hit them in the groin
VegasMMAfan- March 27, 2009 at 9:46 am
Man, Kimo's hands sure were shaking a lot. (yikes)
Beaver Beater- March 27, 2009 at 9:40 am
Only Kimo would through a training camp with the soul goal of mean mugging his opponent before getting knocked out.
Anonymous- March 27, 2009 at 9:29 am
did kimo really just say "i wanted to show people what damage i still have with my head"?
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