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(Whaddaya know, a traffic accident where the dude with a mohawk wasn’t at fault.)

They say that what goes around, comes around.  While ‘they’ have been proven wrong on everything from love finding a way to the true value of a bird in the hand, it seems a little too fitting that, according to TMZ, "Rampage" Jackson got his slick Audi R8 smashed in Orange County on Tuesday.  No one was hurt, and the accident would appear to be the fault of your stereotypical little old lady, who you can never really yell at even when she does something horribly stupid behind the wheel of the car. 

But it can’t be a mere coincidence.  Why, it was only two weeks ago that Jackson appeared in an Orange County courtroom to answer for his own driving freakout.  He may have gotten off with just probation, but the God of Vehicular Ethics always gets the last laugh.  And he laughs like the guys from "Revenge of the Nerds," which makes it so much more annoying.

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Da Spied Her- January 22, 2010 at 8:25 am
The old lady probably told all her friends that she wrecked Mr. T's car.
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KTM 212- January 22, 2010 at 7:45 am
I hope rampage wakes up and trains for his fight with gay ass suga!! I hate that guy but he will catch rampage if hes not on his A game.
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Kimbos Bread- January 22, 2010 at 6:35 am
I love the little rampage Jackson closeup on the bottom right.


FTR: I really think Rashad is a considerably better fighter than Rampage at this point. Even before Rampage stepped out to do the acting job.
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CAP10- January 22, 2010 at 5:11 am
Can you imagine how badly that old woman shit her pants when she saw Rampage get out of the car she just smashed? Sure, she probably has no idea who he is, but that makes it better. All she knows is that it is this big black dude with a mohawk who looks seriously pissed.
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And fuck the fuckin Diaz brothers Fuck em all- January 21, 2010 at 7:52 pm
Cant wait to see Page get KTFO again! Suga is gonna make him his hoe!
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side.check.kick- January 21, 2010 at 7:13 pm
I'm surprised he didn't talk shit on the old woman for " fuckin up my bawlin ride, homey!".
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CJ- January 21, 2010 at 6:52 pm
It's not really a big deal. He has insurance which will cover it. And plenty of money to cover the cost of increased premiums and whatnot.

I can't wait to see Rampage back in the octagon.
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Daoulas- January 21, 2010 at 5:59 pm
I PITTY THE FOOL WHO..... ahh fuck it
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TH3SH3PH3RD- January 21, 2010 at 4:47 pm
thats not Rampage, it Brett rogers.
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Seoul Brother- January 21, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Someone please edit in a clip of Nelson Muntz saying "HA ha!"
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intercept440- January 21, 2010 at 4:18 pm
what would be even funnier is if rampage was at fault and his insurance had run out.....


Hahaha
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shawshank- January 21, 2010 at 4:07 pm
I think if rampage had that mowhawk on fight night he could get into rashads head a little bit. Rashad got really worked up and personal on tuf10 but page made a joke out of it all. I think the hawk may piss rashad off and he will feel like rampage is not taking him serious, so then we get some real BLACK ON BLACK CRIME, all gameplans aside!!!
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VadersAsthmaMeds- January 21, 2010 at 3:58 pm
Too bad Rampage already has a record. If he were clean, then he could've gotten away with suplexing that old lady onto the hood of the car and then opening a (small) can of whoopass on her.

After all, it's a fucking R8. The judge and prosecutor would have empathized at least a little bit, and he still would've been off with counselling and community service. Talk about karma biting you in the ass.

Instead, he gets served a big helping of No Soup for You, and he jsut has to take it. Hopefully his rental car is a Hyundai Pony until the Audi gets fixed up.
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NinJay- January 21, 2010 at 3:52 pm
Where is the Sean Penn commenter? He amuses me.
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agentsmith- January 21, 2010 at 3:45 pm
@ Art Gibs:

Oh christ, don't stir that pot in this thread too.
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Art Gibs- January 21, 2010 at 3:36 pm
This is totally off topic but I meant to say this yesterday. That was a nice post on Lesnar's stupid health-care opinions -- succinct and well supported. Or maybe I just liked it because I agree with you...
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Contraband- January 21, 2010 at 3:33 pm
I saw this happen Rampage was pissed until he realized The lady was Japanese. true story
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831 Son- January 21, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Looks like a bent axle or bent sway bar. Either way I could care less considering all the money Rampage has.
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agentsmith- January 21, 2010 at 3:27 pm
Looks like the back wheel broke right off. I thought Audi's were built tougher than that.
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El Guapo- January 21, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Ahhh, fuck it.... Second!!
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El Guapo- January 21, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Hope I'm not first. Don't wanna be THAT guy..

You guys seen the trailers for A-Team yet?? Looks like garbage. Hot garbage, at that. Action scenes look good and all, but damn that acting is (Charles Barkley)"turrrrible".
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