(Whaddaya know, a traffic accident where the dude with a mohawk wasn’t at fault.)
They say that what goes around, comes around. While ‘they’ have been proven wrong on everything from love finding a way to the true value of a bird in the hand, it seems a little too fitting that, according to TMZ, "Rampage" Jackson got his slick Audi R8 smashed in Orange County on Tuesday. No one was hurt, and the accident would appear to be the fault of your stereotypical little old lady, who you can never really yell at even when she does something horribly stupid behind the wheel of the car.
But it can’t be a mere coincidence. Why, it was only two weeks ago that Jackson appeared in an Orange County courtroom to answer for his own driving freakout. He may have gotten off with just probation, but the God of Vehicular Ethics always gets the last laugh. And he laughs like the guys from "Revenge of the Nerds," which makes it so much more annoying.
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