Guida is obviously a genetic experiment by the Geico Cavemen to create the perfect caveman (His brother, Clay, being their best effort). Lashley is a “Bizarro” Brock Lesnar who was summoned to our world by disgruntled WWE fans and boxing fans in hopes to ruin the world of MMA forever. Fortunatley for us, Guida and Lashley dont have the natural ability or potential to become elite MMA fighters. We should hope they never unlock the magical secrets of vaseline use.

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trinity…ur still a homo. go suck one faggot.

Personally, I really enjoyed that show. Having Shamrock busted for roids turned out to be a great turn of events, considering how much better of a fight we got. There’s no way Ken would have made it through 3 rounds. Plus Din Thomas was on the card! And Dennis Hallman! I mean, those guys used to be…. people…

wow, guida is going to get straight fucked up.

@ cr_trinity

Calm down, man. CP’s still a legitimate MMA news website. I was personally very entertained by this little shitshow between Lashley & Guida. Correct me if I’m wrong, but these sub-par fights were the only ones scheduled for this weekend. What the fuck else are they supposed to write about?

As a shitfest as that was, Guida came out with more respect. …… respect for sucking bad

I’m glad that Cage Potato has finally dropped the facade of being a legimitate MMA news website and has finally revealed itself to be nothing but tabloidal garbage suitable for the 12 – 16 Young Boy demographic who don’t know shit about MMA, but can recite Dana Vlog transcripts by heart.

MMA is turning rapidly into WWE and this site helps legitimise that.

Enjoy your free Press Passes and shit CP Whores.

watching Roy Jones was worth the 3hrs of bull shit prior.

Thanks CP for pumping up the Guida-Lashley fight. Good call. Lashley did put a hurtin on someone. The viewers.

I was referring to two nobodies boxing on the undercard. Monson beat Nelson via UD, crowd and announcers didn’t agree but I did, he without a doubt did more damage but Nelson had more control. Whatever, pretty boring fight either way.

What a terrible fucking card this sux balls!

when Jeff Monson fights he looks like a new born fetus.

Completely purple, bald and covered in someone else’s bodily fluids.

i <3 Bobby Lashley’s Penis

@RAULT , or anyone else,

…What happened?

And that right there is why I don’t watch boxing. That decision was worse than any I have ever seen in MMA and apparently from the way the announcers were talking about it, it’s commonplace in boxing. The BOOOOO’s speak for themselves.

>Hi I love men!!!

I know, I know Georgie… why else do you think Im in this business?

Instead of teaching some bimbos jazzexercice I get to hang out all these buff dudes, who shave their heads, their chest and legs and especially their balls and then they get all lathered and sweaty.

Its a great sport if you like cock…. and I dont just mean Lesnar.

Glad I didn’t waste the thirty bucks on these.

Wow! Lashley has some big fucking muscles!!!

17 “eh.. nice work I guess’” to 20″you still fights?”

What is Guida’s Record now? How about the other fights, any good? Can some post results?

I want my 15 minutes back…..I was robbed!!!

sapp would bust (l)ashley’s head open and eat his pituitary gland.

sapp would beat lashley. lol

lesnar would kill lashley at this point. lashley would be better off fighting sapp or kimbo and staying away from real heavyweights.

Terrible, terrible, terrible…Lasshley didn’t turn any heads with that mess.

yeah wtf the only reason we all tuned in was to watch guida get his ass whooped

Lashley looked more like he was pitching in major league game than boxing.

Rault STFU
just shut the fuck up that fight would suck

lashley looks ridiculous. what a fool. dude will die of kidney failure in 5 yrs.

surprisingly close fight. Props to Guida for not getting KTFO and going 3 rounds against that beast. With that said….

LESNAR VS. LASHLEY MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yikes. That was fucking terrible. Like Shogun vs Coleman bad. Lashley threw some crazy wrestling punches at one point.

wow so lashley was mostly hype. Never thought it was goin to be that close. Lashley needs way more training if guida is this tough for him.

Boring fight, but Lashley won…

yay, steroids!!!

the tomato can is going to lose. steroids carry the day,,,

this shit sucks

1/2 of these STREAM watchers are closet homophobes … or not so closet?

f*ck, the bile some of these children are coughing up

and guida loses his mouthpiece in 5, 4, 3, ….

didn’t lashley train for this and jason was on short notice

Why is the commentator saying Guida has skills?!?!?!?!?!?!?

lashley and guida both look like shit

surprisingly, quida is doing decent… he is making lashey look amateur!

ugh…fuck rings…

thanks bro

where can i watch this????????? link plz

*crap

I just want to see jason guida be the first person to cap thier pants in an mma fight. plus its a boring saturday in washington state. There isn’t much else to do.

i <3 Bobby Lashley Penis

«The Special attraction heavyweight fight!»
-local announcer

Wait, what?

This is how slow the MMA world is right now: Our readers are seriously asking us to liveblog "March Badness."  God bless you all.
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Hi I love men!!!

Get Out! Is on. Im gonna have to watch it 5 times and miss the show. Liveblog?

nevermind tvu is streaming it. i hope this doesnt suck.

anyone know if this is going to be streamed by anyone?

Is there going to be a liveblog on this ?

Lashley via GuidaGoneSplato !

Lashley via GogoDanaPlato!

Was that a Dennis “Superman” Hallman sighting, I haven’t seen him since he tore through Matt Hughes twice in the octagon. It may turn out that the fights leading up to the main event are more interesting than the actual big fight. That is unless Guida can do the same pre fight voodoo that Seth “Pederast” Petruzelli did before his fight. The problem is that Kimbo had no legitimate MMA traing while Lashley is a world renowned wrestler. But anyone can get caught, especially with limited boxing and BJJ skills. Unfortunately for Guida he also has limited MMA skills so this should play out like Lesner vs. Herring.

what a retard he literally headbutted him

No Liveblog!?!

Well, we all know Jason looks like a half-tard and his chances are slim ( especially in light of the fact that he’s a shitty fighter ) but who knows he may get very very lucky and have a pre-fight leg spasm and have to pull out of the bout, thus saving him a most probable beatdown. We shall soon see!

nukka nukka say whhaa wicka word son

hurt guida put em in da dirt bitch about to get merkd hollah dollah for sureoollah

Haha. Guida saying that all the has to do is “weather the early storm” made me laugh. Isnt that the same thing Ken Shamrock said about both his rematches with Tito Ortiz?? And we all saw how that strategy played out. Im pround of Lashley for not losing his cool with Guida acting like the idiot he is. Should be a squash match.

DUDE LASHLEY VS BROCK FOR NOMBER WON P4P CHAMP FUCK YA!

Guida is going to get killed!