MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Counter-Point: Maybe Casey ‘McBeardsly’ Oxendine Has Feelings Too? [VIDEO]


(Props: youtube.com/MMAInsideTheCageTV)

Reason #68 why we can’t have nice things — MMA Inside the Cage host Casey Oxendine is a legitimate friend of CagePotato, and yet you animals have savaged him in the comments section on two different occasions, referring to Ox as a “knob,” an “asshole” with a “dick duster,” a “giant douche” with “shitty facial hair” and “flame-pubes on his face,” the owner of the “Glorious Ball Tickler of Absolute Douchiness,” “the douche with the failbeard,” a “fucking insecure loser” with a “fagtastic flameathon of facial distortion” [Ed. note: Okay, I kind of liked that one], a “HUGE douche bag,” a “no talent ass clown” who’s “like a baby drinking breast milk,” a “little limp noodled dick” who ranks among the “douchiest of douchenozzles,” and a “well-trained delusional coward who has anger issues.” Yeah, that about covers it.

Ever the good sport, Casey closed out the latest episode of MMA:ITC by personally responding to some hate mail from CP veterans including Parchy McThirst, danomite, and intercept440. (As you can see, he carved his futurebeard into a question-mark shape for this special occasion). Check out the segment above and…I don’t know, maybe take a moment to feel bad about yourselves. As for Casey, bro, we’ll do everything we can to get your tragic bullying story some national attention. It worked for that fat old bag on the school-bus, right?

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Ryan Meleedy- May 8, 2013 at 1:20 pm
What. A. Douche!
agentsmith- June 24, 2012 at 9:28 pm
I'd like to take credit for the term "futurebeard", but I totes stole it from Filmdrunk.
ArmFarmer- June 24, 2012 at 1:03 pm
I laughed harder at that first paragraph than at anything else that's ever been on this site.
Clemmie- June 23, 2012 at 6:11 pm
OH...MY...GOD! Ive been acknowledged. And to think my parents said I would never amount to any thing. Mr. Mc Beardsley, thank you for validating my life's work. Now I can die a happy man.

BTW, thanks for the razor advice.

CP got one thing right about this douche, he is a good sport.
intercept440- June 23, 2012 at 4:24 pm
mister ox i will digress you have balls of solid rock to wear that in public..and i was being facsitious when i said someone should punch you.......if i had that beard though i would want one of my friends to punch me in the face ...my reasoning being this.. i would either have to be a badd ass marketing genious to wear that style.and since i dont work on a webcast or tv spot we know that isnt the case. ..or ide have to have a few screws loose........in my case obviously loose screws...your case eeehhh?? who knows
intercept440- June 23, 2012 at 4:06 pm
its good to be recognized....just not by your fantastical abortion of a beard
Casey Ox- June 23, 2012 at 3:55 pm
Well Clemmie if the truth be known, I actually prefer Mr McBeardsly.. But if "Ox" is the extent of your verbalization ability, then by all means feel free to refer to me as such. Now as far as my "Schtick" is concerned, you may have been misinformed. As a rule I opt for the Mach 3 turbo when I shave because the Schtick tends to leave the skin dry. So if your ass has been chapped it may actually be YOUR Schtick that is causing it. But thanks to you and the entire CP community for watching and all the great input!!
Clemmie- June 23, 2012 at 12:22 pm
Hey, um, Ox.....its Ox right? Can I call you Ox? Yeah, so anyway, we don't mind if you post here and everything, but can you stop plugging your two bit "show" please? Were not interested much like the rest of the universe. Your show is pretty poorly produced and your schtick is really just annoying. So if you're going to post here please keep it limited to juvenile, satirical and racist humor. That's kind of our thing here. We like it that way.

Oh yeah, before I forget, the beard isnt douchy .......you are.
Mr_Misanthropy- June 23, 2012 at 11:28 am
I don't even know what we're talking about I just like to make fun of people.
Mr_Misanthropy- June 23, 2012 at 11:27 am
Why are the bag and the nozzle the most vetted components of the modern douche setup? The bag and the nozzle would be virtually useless without the hose and the wand. Without the hose and wand you might as well fill an old French's mustard bottle with lilac water, squeeze as hard as you can and hope for the best. I vote to make this douchebag King Douchewand of future face douche faggotry.
Casey Ox- June 23, 2012 at 9:50 am
Gee I can't tell you how delighted I am to see everyone expressing themselves so fully about the show, myself, and he beard (except for Danomite, who is gonna have to try harder than he did in his last one if he wants to see his name back in lights anytime soon)

But I would also like to give Cyrus some props for grabbing the interview with former "Ring of Honor" pro wrestling champion Davey Richards (also in this episode at 5:41), who reveals his background in BJJ, Catch-as-Catch-Can, and his aspirations for an MMA career.

We also have three big knockouts for our hit parade and a big main event from Finland's "the Cage" event.
nickyroose- June 23, 2012 at 12:53 am
This is one of the most well-written articles on this website in a long time. The pacing and lyrical quality to the listing of names is almost poetic. Never seen so many different ways to see douche in my life. However even though I frequently disagree with sentiments of others on this site I always appreciate the hilarious ones. He is the largest douche I may hae ever seen. However I appreciate all the shit talked here.


tl;dr The logo at the end looks like Nickelodeon Studies made a show about two gay kids trying to run a business.
Capital- June 22, 2012 at 10:30 pm
If you are shit, get an awsome beard and no one will know!
Capital- June 22, 2012 at 10:32 pm
Ps, you can go and wack off now when you been mention on the mighty internet!
TheRingmaster- June 22, 2012 at 9:48 pm
So you're telling me that we're D-List, now? That's Kato Kaelin status, right there. Score one more for the good guys!
Casey Ox- June 22, 2012 at 8:09 pm
Mad thanks to Ben and the Cagepotato crew for their push of this week's MMA:ITC. We are psyched and ready for a big Vegas weekend coming up in a couple of weeks for Sonnen/Silva, where we plan to bring back the biggest interviews and coverage. And dont forget about our big one hundredth episode going down next week, with 100 of the nastiest knockouts in the shows history.

And to 1Jackal, it is true that I am both southern and of Lumbee decent. I do my best to keep the edge off the dialect, but after a few drinks it tends to spill out over the mic... But brother that's the name of the game!!
Pen Fifteen- June 22, 2012 at 6:05 pm
It's astonishing that CP would choose to antagonize its posters, who provide much of the site's value through their hilarious commentary, just to tongue the asshole of some D-list never-was whose major claim to fame is sucker punching someone in a barn in Tennessee. Fuck you, Coxendine, and the horse you road in on. Stick to cheap-shotting fat rednecks, you suck at being an 'on-camera personality' or whatever you're going for.
1Jackal- June 22, 2012 at 6:02 pm
I dont think that it is the beard that is annoying I think it is his southern accent.

Since he is from the south and his last name is Oxendine is he Lumbee?
PingPong- June 22, 2012 at 4:04 pm
Actually not that bad of a rebuttal considering the level of wit in MMA (among athletes, not forum posters).
El Guapo- June 22, 2012 at 4:04 pm
NEVER watched it. Ever. Never ever.
El Guapo- June 22, 2012 at 4:02 pm
Wait, wait, wait. That douchy cheapshot bastard is the same douchenozzle with the fucked up beard who hosts that show(which I'm assuming is shit as I've watched it).
And I (re)quote; The douchiest of douchenozzles..
Fried Taco- June 22, 2012 at 1:57 pm
I started up a donation page to send Casey on a well-deserved vacation...
danomite- June 22, 2012 at 1:54 pm
Not clicking on that video because I honestly don't give a shit how he feels about being called a douche. He sucker punched some guy in the ring and then showed no remorse for it afterwards. Fuck him. Please stop posting videos with this fuck in them.
Frank Mur- June 22, 2012 at 1:38 pm
douche
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