(Props: youtube.com/MMAInsideTheCageTV)
Reason #68 why we can’t have nice things — MMA Inside the Cage host Casey Oxendine is a legitimate friend of CagePotato, and yet you animals have savaged him in the comments section on two different occasions, referring to Ox as a “knob,” an “asshole” with a “dick duster,” a “giant douche” with “shitty facial hair” and “flame-pubes on his face,” the owner of the “Glorious Ball Tickler of Absolute Douchiness,” “the douche with the failbeard,” a “fucking insecure loser” with a “fagtastic flameathon of facial distortion” [Ed. note: Okay, I kind of liked that one], a “HUGE douche bag,” a “no talent ass clown” who’s “like a baby drinking breast milk,” a “little limp noodled dick” who ranks among the “douchiest of douchenozzles,” and a “well-trained delusional coward who has anger issues.” Yeah, that about covers it.
Ever the good sport, Casey closed out the latest episode of MMA:ITC by personally responding to some hate mail from CP veterans including Parchy McThirst, danomite, and intercept440. (As you can see, he carved his futurebeard into a question-mark shape for this special occasion). Check out the segment above and…I don’t know, maybe take a moment to feel bad about yourselves. As for Casey, bro, we’ll do everything we can to get your tragic bullying story some national attention. It worked for that fat old bag on the school-bus, right?
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commentsBTW, thanks for the razor advice.
CP got one thing right about this douche, he is a good sport.
Oh yeah, before I forget, the beard isnt douchy .......you are.
But I would also like to give Cyrus some props for grabbing the interview with former "Ring of Honor" pro wrestling champion Davey Richards (also in this episode at 5:41), who reveals his background in BJJ, Catch-as-Catch-Can, and his aspirations for an MMA career.
We also have three big knockouts for our hit parade and a big main event from Finland's "the Cage" event.
tl;dr The logo at the end looks like Nickelodeon Studies made a show about two gay kids trying to run a business.
And to 1Jackal, it is true that I am both southern and of Lumbee decent. I do my best to keep the edge off the dialect, but after a few drinks it tends to spill out over the mic... But brother that's the name of the game!!
Since he is from the south and his last name is Oxendine is he Lumbee?
And I (re)quote; The douchiest of douchenozzles..
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