This week’s caption contest brought in 241 entries — but only five of you will walk away with your very own copy of The Crazies, which is available now on DVD and Blu-Ray. So who made the cut? Our hand-selected winners are after the jump. Laugh, complain, do what you’re gonna do. Props to Anchor Bay Home Entertainment for making this happen…
KeyboardWarrior: Chuck Liddell kicks so hard he turns straight casts gay.
pinkyslayer: That’s not pink colored, that’s "Mariusz Pudzianowski after round one" colored.
therussianglamourpuss: Without the use of his left hand, it is impossible for Rich Franklin to count the number of times he’s bailed out the UFC by taking meaningless catchweight fights.
rasputin75: That is the absolute last time that I go out on a date with Tito Ortiz.
And finally, the way-too-much-effort award goes to…
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I become the prince of a town called No-Where
In West Cincinnati born and raised
On the gym is where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool and ownin’ all the Middleweights thrown at me like fools
When a guy named Anderson was up to no good
Started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood
I got in two little fights and Dana got scared and said you’re movin’ to fight people that’ll get you No-Where
I begged and pleaded with him day after day but he packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
He give me a check and then he gave me my ticket put my weight on and said I might as well kick it
New weight class yo this is bad facin’ old dudes changing weight classes
Is this what the people of No-Where live like hmmm this might be all right
But wait I hear they’re old and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat
I don’t think so I’ll see when I get there I hope they’re prepared for the prince of No-Where
Well uh the plane landed and when I came out
I was stuck in Germany, faced with another Silva lookin’ for a knockout
I ain’t tryin’ to get beat yet I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening disappeared
I circled for a jab and when he came near he swung like a maniac to put me on my rear
If anything, I could say this wasn’t fair, but I thought man forget it, yo home to No-Where
I pulled up to fight about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the Iceman, yo homes smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of No-Where
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