This week’s caption contest brought in 241 entries — but only five of you will walk away with your very own copy of The Crazies, which is available now on DVD and Blu-Ray. So who made the cut? Our hand-selected winners are after the jump. Laugh, complain, do what you’re gonna do. Props to Anchor Bay Home Entertainment for making this happen…
KeyboardWarrior: Chuck Liddell kicks so hard he turns straight casts gay.
pinkyslayer: That’s not pink colored, that’s "Mariusz Pudzianowski after round one" colored.
therussianglamourpuss: Without the use of his left hand, it is impossible for Rich Franklin to count the number of times he’s bailed out the UFC by taking meaningless catchweight fights.
rasputin75: That is the absolute last time that I go out on a date with Tito Ortiz.
And finally, the way-too-much-effort award goes to…
Jersey Shua:
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I become the prince of a town called No-Where
In West Cincinnati born and raised
On the gym is where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool and ownin’ all the Middleweights thrown at me like fools
When a guy named Anderson was up to no good
Started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood
I got in two little fights and Dana got scared and said you’re movin’ to fight people that’ll get you No-Where
I begged and pleaded with him day after day but he packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
He give me a check and then he gave me my ticket put my weight on and said I might as well kick it
New weight class yo this is bad facin’ old dudes changing weight classes
Is this what the people of No-Where live like hmmm this might be all right
But wait I hear they’re old and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat
I don’t think so I’ll see when I get there I hope they’re prepared for the prince of No-Where
Well uh the plane landed and when I came out
I was stuck in Germany, faced with another Silva lookin’ for a knockout
I ain’t tryin’ to get beat yet I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening disappeared
I circled for a jab and when he came near he swung like a maniac to put me on my rear
If anything, I could say this wasn’t fair, but I thought man forget it, yo home to No-Where
I pulled up to fight about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the Iceman, yo homes smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of No-Where
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If your name has been called, please send an e-mail to contest@cagepotato.com with your real name, address, and format preference (DVD or Blu-Ray), and we’ll send your copy of The Crazies out ASAP. Thanks to everybody who entered!
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The first nomination for Cage Potato Comments Section Player Hater of the Year is justscrappin. justscrappin is nominated…for convincing the winners that their entries sucked, then tricking them into sending him their copies of the dvds. SO HATEFUL!