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‘The Crazies’ Caption Contest: The Winners!

This week’s caption contest brought in 241 entries — but only five of you will walk away with your very own copy of The Crazies, which is available now on DVD and Blu-Ray. So who made the cut? Our hand-selected winners are after the jump. Laugh, complain, do what you’re gonna do. Props to Anchor Bay Home Entertainment for making this happen…




KeyboardWarrior: Chuck Liddell kicks so hard he turns straight casts gay.

pinkyslayer: That’s not pink colored, that’s "Mariusz Pudzianowski after round one" colored.

therussianglamourpuss: Without the use of his left hand, it is impossible for Rich Franklin to count the number of times he’s bailed out the UFC by taking meaningless catchweight fights.

rasputin75: That is the absolute last time that I go out on a date with Tito Ortiz.

And finally, the way-too-much-effort award goes to…

Jersey Shua: 
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I become the prince of a town called No-Where
In West Cincinnati born and raised
On the gym is where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool and ownin’ all the Middleweights thrown at me like fools
When a guy named Anderson was up to no good
Started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood
I got in two little fights and Dana got scared and said you’re movin’ to fight people that’ll get you No-Where
I begged and pleaded with him day after day but he packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
He give me a check and then he gave me my ticket put my weight on and said I might as well kick it
New weight class yo this is bad facin’ old dudes changing weight classes
Is this what the people of No-Where live like hmmm this might be all right
But wait I hear they’re old and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat
I don’t think so I’ll see when I get there I hope they’re prepared for the prince of No-Where
Well uh the plane landed and when I came out
I was stuck in Germany, faced with another Silva lookin’ for a knockout
I ain’t tryin’ to get beat yet I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening disappeared
I circled for a jab and when he came near he swung like a maniac to put me on my rear
If anything, I could say this wasn’t fair, but I thought man forget it, yo home to No-Where
I pulled up to fight about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the Iceman, yo homes smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of No-Where

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If your name has been called, please send an e-mail to contest@cagepotato.com with your real name, address, and format preference (DVD or Blu-Ray), and we’ll send your copy of The Crazies out ASAP. Thanks to everybody who entered!

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Lysol- July 2, 2010 at 5:42 pm
The first nomination for Cage Potato Comments Section Player Hater of the Year is justscrappin. justscrappin is nominated...for convincing the winners that their entries sucked, then tricking them into sending him their copies of the dvds. SO HATEFUL!
frenger- July 2, 2010 at 2:56 pm
@ sine

you're the winner
cursed5- July 2, 2010 at 2:15 pm
How did "Like a glove..." not win? Travesty!
Jersey Shua- July 2, 2010 at 1:46 pm
Boom! I'd like to thank the judges for appreciating the bastardization of my go-to karaoke song and BigCountyscholesteral for the props. (Fist pump!)
rite leg ospitahl- July 2, 2010 at 1:12 pm
there is such a thing as to much. i think they gave it to him just because they said hell if he spent all thet time just give it to him. i mean all it is is a dvd. i mean a simple comment like does the cast take attention away from my pedifile hat. or the one about tito would have been fine. the comment stopped being funny after a few lines
cecils_pupils- July 2, 2010 at 11:27 am
and therussianglamourpuss strikes again, nice work.
just some dong- July 2, 2010 at 11:01 am
Armfarmer and Sine FTW!
ArmFarmer- July 2, 2010 at 10:34 am
@purplepickle

Totally agree with both observations. I thought that comment was a winner, and the rest of mine sucked. I kind of liked the "which makes me look gayer, my hat or this" just because I hate those lame ass hats he always wears. Seriously Rich, stop wearing those hats...

Edit: After looking at the pic again you can't really tell if that's just a baseball cap or the dumbass ones he wears on t.u.f. You know, the ones that look like something a french artist would wear while he's painting your portrait. If you don't know what I'm talking about then you wouldn't get it, but for the record.. the hats are gayer than a pink cast Rich.
Nealio- July 2, 2010 at 9:28 am
I thought it was a funny caption contest....??
ghostboner- July 2, 2010 at 8:42 am
@Purple Pickle - thank you for saving me the trouble of reading all those captions. I agree, that one is funny shiit.
ghostboner- July 2, 2010 at 8:40 am
Or maybe the reffing
ghostboner- July 2, 2010 at 8:39 am
So is that movie about the judging in mma lately or what?
MrFeexit- July 2, 2010 at 8:36 am
Yo yo check out the dope wrap I got after I busted up my strong ass pimp hand. Gots to keep dem bitches straight....word up.
PurplePickle- July 2, 2010 at 8:35 am
Armfarmer got robbed on the caption: "Now tito and I have 2 things in common.. we both coached against Chuck on the ultimate fighter and we've both been up to our armpits in something pink that smells inside. ZING"

Of course the other twenty seven captions he posted sucked, but that was a fucking winner. Send him a dvd and an apology.
busted_cranium- July 2, 2010 at 8:32 am
Not to take anything away from the winners, but that shit is horrible. I read comments much more deserving than those half-assed, humorless attempts. Seriously gentlemen, let the readers judge next time. Either that or just cut it out.
TheArtof8Limbs- July 2, 2010 at 8:26 am
how did the prizes go from ipads and flo tvs...to dvds?
BigCountrysCholesterol- July 2, 2010 at 8:24 am
I laughed at the Fresh Prince one. Props.
Warhammer217- July 2, 2010 at 8:18 am
Who the fuck judged this? Stevie fuckin Wonder?
ArmFarmer- July 2, 2010 at 8:03 am
Wow way to pick mediocre comments. Terrible judging.

Let the fuckin readers vote next time. Good thing no one wants that shitty movie anyway. Shit aint even on blu ray..
DangadaDang- July 2, 2010 at 7:42 am
Damn, was hopin for a 2 fer on the Jim Carrey movie references. As soon as i saw Jersey Shua's I knew it was gunna win.
F Bock- July 2, 2010 at 7:36 am
how about this one:

pink shorts = broken nose.
pink cast = broken arm
GUI-uh-TEEN- July 2, 2010 at 7:30 am
Jersey Shua = weak
Dante- July 2, 2010 at 7:08 am
This movie rules. Can I get a copy just because?
JHustle- July 2, 2010 at 7:04 am
I would have tried harder if the prize didn't suck so bad.
justscrappin- July 2, 2010 at 6:55 am
Really? I remember I read probably all of the first 3 pages of comments...and thought there were like 10 really good ones...and almost everyone's were chuckleworthy. These were just the chuckleworthy ones. I do have to say that the straight casts pink was clever though. I wasn't impressed with the Mariusz comment..cuz that dude turned a dark shade of red. The catchweight one was ok..but he only fought 2 catchweight bouts...which means he only needed one hand. The Tito comment lacked creativity, there were like 4 different comments that basically said around the same thing with a slightly different spin.
Damn I sound like playahater of the year. Just salty that my pink sock comment didn't get mad props yo.......congrats to the winners...and get a hobby to Jersey Shua.......go fuck snookie or something....at least get in the line, you obviously have nothing better to do.
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