I do believe astrology is just a joke these days. This site is all right, certainly not the top, although ok. Then again, other sorts of internet sites to choose from usually are just such a rip-off nowdays. Take a look at this one — Catalog of human population birth day — encourages for you to “control and also manipulate individuals born August 1 leap years or August 2 common years, and also men and women born on all other dates of the year”. Really?

You actually make it seem so easy with your presentation but I find this topic to be actually something that I think I would never understand. It seems too complicated and extremely broad for me. I’m looking forward for your next post, I’ll try to get the hang of it!

*to be read in Andy Richter’s voice* In the year 2000….

…Andrei Arlovski will KO overeem to take the SF title, and later the UFC HW strap.

…Marloes Coenen will marry some internet commenter named “ghostboner”

…Justin Timebrlake vs Spencer Pratt will replace Kimbo Slice vs Petruzelli as the most watched mma fight in history. After beating Pratt’s ass into a living death, Timberlake will fuck his plastic-ey girlfriend just for good measure.

…Someone will make an mma themed movie that isn’t total dog shit.

…Steroids will be legalized completely, and all the dirty fucking juiceheads will have to start eating horsemeat and drinking all the piss they can get their roidy hands on to get a competitive edge.

…Chicks with dicks will be allowed to maul chicks without dicks for entertainment purposes. Oh, wait, that already happened? Ok then.

…Chael Sonnen will grow a sack.

…Nick Diaz will get invited back to the UFC, and he will have to fight his brother Nate for #1 contender status to Carlos Condit’s title. All the people who used to bitch about teammates not fighting will collectively say “Aww man you want him to fight his brother? That’s fucked up, nawmean?” Nate will win a controversial stoppage victory, and he and Nick will get into a brawl at the hospital.

…Arianny Celeste will get fired, except for her boobs, which are contractually obligated to the UFC for life.

…ShaunDella will pose for (EDIT) Hustler, in what Bas Rutten will call “de most epic dick tuck in mma history”. He will later correct this to include the guy who said he was gonna sue Mayhem for assault.

…Mauro Ranallo will yell “That was a wicked googily” at least once.

…Chuck Liddell will cut to 185 for his final fight, and he will knock Anderson Silva out. Shamed and titleless, Anderson will then move up to 205 and wreak havoc. After beating Jon Jones into a living death, Dana will personally give his hype/hope a ride to the hospital, where Jones will inform police that during the ride Dana exceeded the speed limit, double parked, and is using Propecia without a prescription.

…Brock Lesnar will come on the Bum Rush Radio show.

…I will finally receive recognition for my amazing work on the photoshop contest for the UFC in Abu Dhabi in May or whenever that was.

My penis will read: “greetings from Jamaica mon – DRANO!”

ghostboner = pure, evil, genius

The UFC pays for Roy Nelson’s liposuction and colon cleansing. By year’s end he battles into the light heavyweight mix.

To the bank, bitches.

UFC JayT replaces MRuss??

@ RSparrow

I think the acid was the reason for all that rolling around the cage during the Cain fight

@FT
You know that I will have to call you Fred now because everytime I see your name it is going to make think of some, drunk, greasy, tattoo artist, struggling to hold on to a dick like it was a wet fish, breathing heavy, as he permanently scratches the words “Fred Taco” ever so meticulously into soft, mushy flesh. And an innocent, young boy pleading with not just his lips, but also his eyes, that he had found an artist with proper grammar.

And it brings the warmest of smiles, to my face.

(*Ed. Note
I just turned the gaynesss up to 11 in here.)

please God let it be miesha tate

CagePotato will hire Henry Rollins to write articles under the Pseudonym ‘Ben Folks’ to shut up the masses.

@miles and kid clam

I’ll hold you to that claim, because #s 2,4,6 and 7 all seem realistic to me. Especially with all the NFL players training at Xtreme Couture and Hayemaker and Pacman dabbling in MMA when they’re not boxing

Gina Carano will come out of hibernation to crush some can no one’s ever heard of. And Strikeforce will not put that fight on a Challengers card in order to air this on a card people will actually watch, much to the dismay of every female fighter alive.

Why not go for an obvious one, right?

That might be your funniest photo caption of all time.

Shame on you three… slipping acid in your heavyweight champs champagne.

20 minutes Later Brock is found scurrying around the MGM Grand, dressed in all camo, trying to hunt the animal statues.

@Videodrome_Now: Is it okay if I abbreviate and just use “FT”? I think that will fit as long as it’s a small font size. And then wouldn’t it be awesome if, when it finally does get somewhat hard, it would expand to read “Fred Taco” (damn tattoo artist, always mispelling things!).

I only hope 1 thing happens in 2011, and that’s I get a job that doesn’t do random drug testing so I can start smoking weed again. If not I can guarantee at least 1 suicide in the new year.

yeah, kid clam, and I’ll snort piss.

What the hell is going on in that picture? Was that the UFC 121 after party? The one where Brock proved to be the baddest man of the planet and capped off Brocktober with a huge win

I predict that an actual fight is setup between two members of the Potato Nation and is pitched to Strikeforce as a co-main event, and is accepted by Coker and Co. because they have no idea how to do legitimate matchmaking.

All proceeds, of course, will be used to make CP the leading innovative MMA website, where only a select group of hand picked members of the P Nation, gather together once a week for a naked video chat round-table. No faces will be shown, only flaccid wangs(Mine is always flaccid) with Screen Names being written on the shafts of the members. If your Screen Name does not fit on your shaft,(like mine), you are excluded from the chat unless you can find a large enough shaft to represent you at the roundtable. (I’m looking at you Rex. Your Gollum penis better have my name tattoed on it by Christmas, like you promised.)

To the regret of some and to the relief of others, I most likely will not be attending as I still have obligations giving B. Fowlkes handjobs in the back of his minivan for drugs where sometimes he punches me so hard I stop crying.

I miss you, Dad.

List of predictions for this site:

- Through the collective influence of its die-hard fanbase, CagePotato will become such a media force that Dana White will personally call Ben to apologize and to offer media credentials to CP for life. Ben will accept only on the condition that he and Dana settle things in a boxing match to be televised during a live taping of Bum Rush.
- MRuss will finally be let into the United States, and in the euphoria of being cleared from the Homeland Security Watch List, he will father three more children. These will be with two different women, and possibly a man. Antonio Cromartie will be proud.
- Chad Dundas will start to end all of his articles with [CD] so that everything he writes will not be confused with [BF], who comes crawling back to CagePotato only to endure endless harassment from the comments section about how great things used to be back when it was just Ben, Mike and Chad.

Based on Jeff Bridges ability to show up in almost any movie nowadays, he will star in straight to DVD movie with Forrest Griffen titled “Mr. Rude and the Dude”

The Senor Chael comment was pretty damn funny…

I will eat my dick if even 4 of those happen.

Wanderlei Silva will finally stop walking to the cage while listening to Sandstorm. Nobody listens to techno

Weekend at Bernie’s 3 starring Brock?

Your forgot to mention: Fried Taco will win a CP t-shirt for funniest comment of the week.

This is a list of things that will absolutely, positively never happen in 2011, right?