i thought it wasn’t mma rules

Mirco will chop him down like a redwood !

cro cop wins by cross legged armbar

I love that show but…. no… not at all, unless u mean the basketball player, he looks like a freakishly tall marshall w/ a slightly deformed face lol

lmao!

That has to be the worst armbar I have ever seen in my life. DON’T CROSS YOUR FEET!!! Where is he learning his submissions? The Croatian olympic basketball team?

Yeah that kid in the second picture is really creepy. Reminds me of the grudge or something. BLAAAAAH

At least Overeem did Cro Cop a favor and make him lose his balls. Now Cro Cop can keep almost vertically

That would be a dong bar.

Cro Cop by head kick knockout first round.

WHOYAGOT.

I wonder if he managed to land a guy that actually has less skill than HMC. Probably a close call.

Inconceivable!!!

LOL @ Perdew… hella old reference

Cro Cop’s gonna tear the shit out of that big fat baby Hong Man Choi. Left high kick FTW.

was Abe Lincoln relevant? — I know he’s been dead for years, but doesn’t the mention of his name hold any water? Yes

If Cro Cop KO’s that cat with a head kick I will eat my copy of “Cro Cop: Beyond Reality”

If Cro Cop KO’s that cat with a head kick I will eat my copy of “Cro Cop: Beyond Reality”

With both of nuts safely encased inside his body, Cro Cop realised that he suddenly gained superhuman flexibility.

I’m surprised to see Cro Cop with a knee brace!

That first picture looks like it was taken after a father and son committed a Deliverance-style raping.
Mirko: “I done good Pa?”
Franjo: “Yeah boy, you done good.”
Let’s hope the victim was Greg Kelly.

Crocop is gonna be cocky and throw like 20 headkicks until he knocks that gigantic dumbass down and out. Choi will be gassed within 1 minute and all youre gonna see are his big doofy mickey mouse hands drop and then all youre gonna hear is crack, HIGH KEEK CRRRRAH COP

Crocop says “You will no hit me in the balls please” I have had that practice many times recently.

And a side note could you imagine if a Ogre like Hong Man Choi nutshotted you with a kick or knee. Full groin coverage! OUCH

hes asian….its impossible…

oooh man………so many jokes about training in those hot baby blue nuthuggers
DAMN YOU!!!

He has to stand 2 feet away from him to reach his head with the kick. I dont think anyone will let him get that close in a real fight. I really like CroCop, but this is just silly. Lose some weight and fight at 205. Then he will be relavant again.

who wears short shorts..

Doesn’t he look like Jason Segel?

If anyone here has watched “How I Met Your Mother”, he’s the guy that plays Marshall

That poor bastard should be wearing a padded rape suit if he’s going to spar with Crocop.

You and me both OBI. His UFC days sucked, and he then followed that up with getting his nuts smashed. If he could deliver a head kick KO to this giant it would be insanity. I’d probably pee myself. 10 times.

is that CroCop’s kid in the second picture?

You know looking at these picutres all I keep hearing running over and over in my head is some Duran Duran song…. its almost like one of those Rocky montages, you know right before he tears up the picture of his opt.

i don’t even have a joke for this one..
that’s just smart..

Cro Cop will most likely win. but if he loses i know why.

he will have fallen victim to one the classic blunders!

never get involved in a land war in asia!

is Cro Cop really relevant?

Man, I wish I could kick like that.

I’d love to see Cro Cop smash Choi with his wicked left kick.

Actually, I bet everyone would like to see that. It’s been a while since we saw the lethal Cro Cop of the PrideFC days.

Cro-cop loses his glove after someone calls “Hand Check”

Cro Cop looks all giddy in puppy love…

what a fucking kick that man has

i didnt know that cro cop could don anything but kick people in the head or go down like my high school prom date

HMC will win by decision.

Although, I would love to see CC get his first arm bar victory.

Looks like Cro Cops arm is up his ass in the first pic.

LMFAO.

Cro Cop dresses like a hot girl.

I wonder if Cro Cop can armbar Hong Man Choi’s Dong???