Cro Cop's New Video Game — Only 49.90 Kuna!
This is so amazing it has to be a hoax — but DreamFighters.com assures us that it's the real deal. Basically, PRIDE superstar/UFC washout Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic has a video game coming out this month. Here's the press release, conveniently translated from the original Croatian into broken English:
Game to look at all newsstands**** from 17 December and for only 49.90 kuna! You can order via the web and shop 24sata:
* $9.55 American. Which does seem like a "super popular price" until you see the screenshots. My favorite is the one below, where Mirko seems to be fighting the lovechild of Slim Goodbody and a velociraptor.
** I was thinking of settling in with a good book and a glass of wine tonight, but sure, playing a fourth-rate Croatian Mortal Kombat knockoff sounds like just what the doctor ordered for my migraines.
*** MY GOD THIS SENTENCE CONSTRUCTION
**** "So Miroslav, I hear your video game is finally finished. That's wonderful!"
"Yes, it is dream come true."
"They'll have it at GameStop right?"
"No, Croatian newsstands."
"Uh...but I can order it on Amazon.com, right?"
"No, only 24sata."
"Will it be compatible with my Wii?"
"PC CD ROM. Next year, Sega Genesis."
Anyway, deal with that, UFC Undisputed! Their rules...his fight...our lives! WTF?!?
DIGG THIS
Comments
Kentucky Boy Says:
wow
Perdew Says:
hahahaha
"If you are a lover of computer games or just like good, relaxing entertainment"
i love relaxing entertainment. but somehow it seems like a terribly shitty way to market a fighting game. especially one with such inventive features such as
"Offers the option to choose fighters as well"
hahahaha
Slim Goodbody? Really? Says:
Man, that's an obscure reference. I looked up the image, but all I saw was Corey Hill with an afro.
Man, that fight f*cked him up.
milo bing Says:
i'll wait for the sega genesis version.
Old, Bald and Irish Says:
Didn't Overreem kick Cro Cop in Kunas?
Richard Tucker Says:
In Croatia, beating up she-demons *is* relaxing entertainment.
Matt Herpes Says:
Goodbody FTW!
milo bing Says:
wandy should be in the game with no life bar as forrest described.
only a head kick will put him down.
TUF Guy Says:
Makes me almost embarassed to be from the Armpit of Europe aka Croatia
support corey hill Says:
lol. too funny
snicket916 Says:
that demon with tits is so elusive
Dr. Says:
Feels like I'm back in 2001.
greenseed Says:
lol @ obi.... ya im sure overeem isnt in that game
i might buy it though.... seriously
Forrest44 Says:
Can Cro Cop haz cheezburger...?
Erick Says:
I heard the last boss is Chieck Kongo and no matter what Chieck Kongo always beats you and then destroys your dreams to be big in America.
Hexed Says:
I actually had this game, but sold it on amazon for 13 kuna.
In each fight, every time I tried to block high, the stupid characters hands would go low, I'd get kicked in the head and KTFO.
After that, it would say "Career Over" rather than "Game Over".
Probably just a stupid translation issue, but either way, that's far too many bugs for one video game.
The Biz Says:
The lovechild of Slim Goodbody and a velociraptor is a secret character in UFC Undisputed...that's the rumors I'm hearing.
Jay Says:
They might as well create a game that allows you to kick crocop in the nuts over and over again. Cheick and Overeem could help with the plot!
Hu-wah Says:
If the graphics look old, it's only because it takes a decade to make a game if you only work on it on the weekends.
Sweep the Leg Says:
Let me guess, like Mortal Kombat, the game tells you to "Finish Him"...only in Croatian Broken English: "Complete He Move Now"
Robot Says:
In Croatia game plays you!
CrushCo Says:
A-button hospital, B-button cemetery.
Imbecile Says:
Croatian video games are so much more sophisticated than American video games. They have such an enlightened view of nudity and sexuality that they are able to show nipples on their she-demons and nobody even cares. Us modest Americans could learn a thing or two from such an open culture.
McGraw Says:
Does Gonzaga End the Game... Do they have him as hairy back or freshly waxed to carry out the leg kick career ender move?
Anonimuz Says:
This game will sell like a cult hit. I'm telling ya, if someone gets a copy and sells it on ebay, they'll actually make a profit.
PingPong Says:
This is why Cro Cop left the UFC, so he didn't have to sign that damn exclusivity contract...genius really
Striaghtedge Says:
So is his special attack swinging his mace balls out them or is his special attack calling in the KGB?
Savvy Says:
Hexed, I was totally reading your post seriously until I read the blocking high attempt comment. Awesome!
Kuato Says:
The linup includes- Ernesto Hoost, Kevin Ranleman, Gonzago, Big Nog, Kongo ,Overeem, Fedor, and the she demon. The only one you can beat in the game is the she demon....and Randleman, one out of two times.
Earl Jones Jr. Says:
Those fucking Euros are gold.
theSEKIman Says:
Watta fu*k is this?
Clyde Says:
Well, I think it's time to re-write my christmas list; the dark knight on Blu-ray and a 360 can fuck right off.
CroCapz Says:
Holy $HIT thats awesome!!! hahahahaah
Anonymous Says:
Slim goodbody, brave and true, a man of health, a hero who...leads a group at body control. Nutrition is his mission, good health, his goal!
I've been trying to get the song out of my head for 33 years! Thanks for bringing it crashing back.
I wonder if Captain Kangaroo and Mr. Green Jeans ever kicked his ass......
If so, the video would be priceless
Anonymous Says:
id play this if it came out of a cereal box for sure
Anonymous Says:
fuc k you all, saying filipovich isn't cool!!! cro cop is the best and you all know that, look how big is japan, america, germany etc, but how small is croatia and how much wins in sports do we have!!!
Anonymous Says:
This game is best. You are just jelaous because you cannot get it at your local newsstand. :P