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I was just wondering why they suddenly interrogate Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic.

me a bigot? that hurts....or , well it would if you were anyone, but since your not, meh, just like your weakass country you fail once again.
If I must live with you thinking I'm a bigot cause it's so easy to bust your knee jerk reactionary balls, well so be it... you are still a pussy, have fun with THAT, spellcheck boy.

Quoll. So let me get this straight. You're accusing my country of directly aiding in a genocide? Wow. I could address your rantings point by point, but why bother? Your delusional psychotic break from reality is quite flushed out. Who am I to take that away from you? Enjoy. If you don't mind, I'll stick to historical fact rather than one sided clearly biased unsupportable recrimination. Have you considered a career as a Fox "journalist"?

Drano. First of all, you can't spell. Secondly, I think you've proven to the world what a champion debater you are. I hope I don't get any santorum on your skis. I may be a bag of dicks eating fucklip, but you, my friend, are a bigot. Always will be. Have fun with that.

yo maggymay, check this out homeboy:
fuck you sideways...with skis on.
GSP isn't a knee jerk reactionary overblown monkey like you, why would anyone razz him cause your so goddamn stupid.
lastly all your bluster and bullshit went in one ear and out my ass...like the gas you are.
The day you or any cannuck Mountie, beer drinking bob and doug mckensey sounding fucktards become the worlds police on right or wrong is the day I become a muslim, shut your french piehole, and stop acting hard, I dont care if you are black or white your still a pussy.
rant on you bag-o-dicks eating fucklip.
Canada.....best known for being just North of the USA. Now shut up before I send the girl scouts up there to steal your beer you crybaby.

@The Mannificent...

A couple points you missed - the USA posters have a right to crap on canada for a couple reasons:
(i) you talk about genocide - only one side committed it in the former Yugoslavia - the SERBS were found guilty of genocide @ Srebrenica - a finding confirmed by two international courts - the ICTY (cf "the Srebrenica Seven" case) and the ICJ (cf 'Bosnia & Herzegovina v Serbia').

Whilst Canadian troops helped the Serbs to ethnically cleanse, it took USA airpower to bring about an end to the conflict and a political solution @ Dayton.

(ii) Serbia got a relatively easy ride while Louise Arbour, a Canadian judge, when she was head of the ICTY. Things progressed more when they had an American Judge .

(iii) Canada's most distinguished general - General McKenzie is a paid spokesman for the Serbian lobby (United Serb Congress) and preaches genocide denial.

McKenzie was also accused by the Bosnian Mulsims (the people who were victims of genocide) of visiting the infamous rape camps run by the Serbs in Bosnia.

How many US generals are accused of raping the people they are charged with protecting.

(iv) Canadian Unprofor troops were supposed to protect the local population - instead they helped the Serbs to ethnically cleanse the population - why? B/c they either helped the Serbs ship them out or have to defend those people from the Serbs - they chose the path of least resistance. So as you can imagine, there was a bit of bad blood caused when the Canadians try to stop a Croatian offensive to retake their territory back (which they did in 1995) - understandably, a few Canadian peace keepers were killed.

Crocop was being polite given his role in the same industry by not trashing them.

The issue here is the border police went on a fishing expedition. There is no interpol warrant, there is no "probable cause". Merely being part of the military or anti-terrorist unit is not probable cause - he wasn't even involved in combat operations. The question is why they went on fishing expedition - its not the first time the Croatians have been racially profiled by the Canadians - and it is really only the Canadians that are doing it. Part of it is political pressure from the Canadian Serbian lobby - part of it is payback for killing those Canadian UN troops.

But if they were serious about war crimes, they would extradite General McKenzie to Sarajevo to face women he allegedly raped in a court of law. But the racist moose-humping hypocrits won't. All credit to Crocop for sticking the finger. Crocop has nothing to hide, but the guy has too much pride and understands that it would be immoral to let the border police to get away with this sort of harrasment.

Sho nuf, massa Drano. Ah don wanna cause no trouble no how. Ah bee in the sehvants quatahs if you need me. Shah shoe, sah?

That's the bitch about history. You can't rewrite it. Look up United States non-interventionism on Wikipedia as a primer. If you can't deal with your country’s past, don't scream at us. Secondly, saying that standing by as Europe fell was an act of cowardice and self-service is not the same as saying soldiers were cowards. Both of our countries fought with distinction. Learn to separate things and take criticism, particularly when it's in retaliation for ignorant and straight up bigoted rhetoric. Yes, we all owe your country a debt. Your presence in the war clearly turned the tide. But understand this. If the British and the Canadians had not stood against the Germans while your country did nothing, YOU would be speaking German. So I guess that makes you a mother fucker too.

And if defending my country's good name from a bunch of ignorant bigots makes me an extremist, then I guess that's what I am.

And for any of you Yanks that wanna rag on "frogs", I would love, LOVE, to see any of you walk up to GSP and explain your thoughts about the French people to him. But you never will. Cause you're all talk. A real man can take his lumps when he gets called out for something he should be held accountable for and can back up everything he says. Like Cro Cop. You can do neither. So where does that leave you?

Hey, Frank. Damn skippy I’m riled up. The Canadian government tells Cro Cop, "Hey. We wanna find out if you committed genocide because, well, that's illegal and, well, call us kooky, but we don't want genocidiers in this country." Cro Cop says they were right to do so, but a handful of Americans start shitting on Canada with the kind of hypocrisy that only a professional ignoramus can muster. So I called them out and now they're crying foul cause they can't take their lumps and are demanding I sit down and shut up cause they're so big and powerful. Well tough shit. This Canigga is gonna be uppity!

I gotta sit here and listen to some jackass talk about us not having any stake in the Yugoslavian civil war when my friends were killed and maimed there and smelled the burning corpses and came home mentally ill? No, sir. I will not. I cannot.

Lastly, if Cro Cop had been deported, yeah it would have sucked. I really liked his fight with Barry. But if it was revealed that he was in fact a genocidier, I wouldn’t have wanted to watch him fight any more than I would have wanted to watch a Nazi Auschwitz guard fight. Genocide. GENOCIDE! That’s what they were trying to get to the bottom of. And some of these fools think it should be brushed aside cause it would have inconvenienced their Saturday night? That’s bad comedy. But now it’s done. It’s resolved. We can move on. That is, unless there’s some more ignorant recrimination floating around out there.

The Mad Montrealer Says:
Fri, 06/18/2010 - 17:26

You know what's real annoying? The fact that Americans are often unable to distinguish France and French Canadians, they may speak the same language, but are two entirely different people.

And it drives me absolutely fucking insane to be called a pussy because of what the French did during the war (unrelated to Canada's involvement in the war), when the US didn't join the WWI OR WWII effort until years after it began because they were so self centered and cowardly!
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once a frog licker always a frog licker.
The day you realize that without America's involvement, all your french brethren would be speaking german right now, so talk all the shit you want frog, I don't care where you live, you will always owe your ass to America motherfucker.
Those men from WWI and WWII were anything but cowards, and you just made yourself out to be grand pooba of the douchebags for that stupid statement.

thank you fbf, didn't claim to have invented the saying but was sure I made it a saying on HERE.

You know what's real annoying? The fact that Americans are often unable to distinguish France and French Canadians, they may speak the same language, but are two entirely different people.

And it drives me absolutely fucking insane to be called a pussy because of what the French did during the war (unrelated to Canada's involvement in the war), when the US didn't join the WWI OR WWII effort until years after it began because they were so self centered and cowardly!

@ Drano, I have you down as the Bag-o-Dicks guy, read it first and foremeost in your posts, If memory serves me right you even advised me where I could procure these items.
And yeah, not sure about the argument this mannifico guys got, but fuck he's fired up about something

Hey magnifico, we don't shit on your country, we just shit on extremist fucktards like you.
learn your place major mapleleaf, it's somewhere between being a pussy ass french loser,and a real Country.
Don't want to do the work you do, don't whine to us, and stop trying to be hard, cause your about as hard as goddamn icecream...with pussy ass french whip cream.
You could learn a lesson from the Aussies they do a hell of alot more than you do, and they never bitch about it. you know why? cause they are real men.
want to hate on America cause it's called out to solve the worlds problems, fine you can do that but not here on this website based in the good old USofA, with a mostly American fanbase, and fans on this site.
Go troll somewhere else fuckbucket...smoke a cigarette and take a nap, and think about it....or go get syphilis and die, whatever.

Fuck. I thought us and the Kiwis razzed each other but we're just playin in the sandpit compared to you guys!!

No, Jeff, we don't have our Mohawks under control. They're still resisting the Canadian government. How bout you? Still got Leonard Peltier in a box? Are you kidding? I'm gonna listen to an American lecture me about human rights? That's a bad joke. Oh and way to be a bigot. Je suis fier d'être Québécois et surtout fier d'être Canadien. Plus de la moitié du monde nous envie. How many countries like the US? It's simple. The CBSA had every right to interrogate Cro Cop. Some Americans called my country out on it, spouting ignorance in the process and I put them in their place. You step in and rag on Canada for completely unrelated things for no other reason than you couldn't defend yourself against the things your country got called out on. Weak sauce, my friend. Weak sauce.

Boner. People are mad about American hegemony? Oh, you poor babies. Let me school you on the way of the world. The US goes around the world supporting dictators and crushing democracies and profiting from it all. Then people die. Then the US ignores the brown people and sends thousands of troops to wherever there are valuable resources (where they kill other brown people). Helping shithole countries eh? And you wonder why no one likes the US? And for the record, Canada invented peace keeping. It's what we do. And lastly, we do have troops in the Congo. And Darfur. And we were in charge of the mission in Rwanda. Admittedly our current deployments are meager, but we've been stuck in Afghanistan for the last 9 years helping you guys do whatever it is you're doing there. Yeah. Us. Canada. You know. The life-long allies your country shits on so flippantly.

@The woMannificent - I dunno if you noticed, but every time there is a crisis or genocide or natural disaster the world starts crying that the US needs to send relief and money and troops. Then when we do, they bitch about it and call us the world police and say they hate us and we have no business being there. Which is exactly what would have happened had we gone to Rwanda. So if you guys are so badass then you can feel free to be the ones to spend billions of dollars helping shithole countries and getting shit on for it. If you're so awesome why aren't you in Africa right now??? I'll bet there is some genocide going down in the Congo right now.

Hey ManifIhadacent: You guys get those Mohawks under control yet? Aren't you guys taught, in French, how to raise your hands and surrender? Why are so many Canadian doctors practicing in the states? Oh yeah because the Canadian health care system pays them the same as they do a janitor, you hoser! Calm the hell down! You will always be our red-headed step child. Now like it and shut the hell up!!!!!!

On the serious front, Canada deployed thousands of troops to the former Yugoslavia in the 90s with UNPROFOR and yes, Canadians died there. I was in the army at the time and I had friends who were killed and seriously injured, taken as POWs and who put burnt teenagers in bodybags (so suck it cecils_pupils). Canada has been active in bringing those responsible for "ethnic cleansing" in the former Yugoslavia to justice and it was a Canadian, Judge Louise Arbour, then prosecutor for the war crimes tribunal at the Hague (a tribunal you Yanks still haven't signed on to because we'd have to arrest a few dozen former American leaders and try them for war crimes and that's not even a fucking joke) that indicted President Slobodan Milosevic for war crimes. So Canada's involvement in the genocide is long standing (where were you, BTW? Or during the Rwandan genocide? stuffing your pie holes no doubt) and even Cro Cop admits in the article that the CBSA officers were doing their job and had every right to interrogate a former Croatian soldier about his unit affiliation to determine if he was an active part in genocide just as any country would have asked a former German soldier his unit affiliation after WWII. So if you fucking Yanks wanna say fuck Canada, make sure your microscopic dick isn't showing first, you ignorant fucks. Remember all of this the next time Homeland Security arrests someone for flying while Arab or the next time they make you take your shoes off. How's all that going for you? What are you today? Orange? Get bent.

@lysol - Right? Let's hope that is a singular occurrence.

@FBF - thanks for trying to get this thread back on topic.

SO the mexican hotpocket and the farmyard flapper, probably the two most disturbing things I have seen on this thread. Other than Cro Cop getting SotN bonus of course.

@df42 the reason the US has such a problem with illegal immigrants is because they don't go through customs...they sneak across the border so they don't have to through our border patrol...it's not the fault of our customs officers...and our border patrol works hard to stop them...but this is fucking ridiculous asking the guy questions about something that canada had nothing to do with other than being involved in a U N peacekeeping mission (which is apparently all their military is good for) that's harassment...so maybe don't post something so ignorant about the USA's immigration problems if you don't know what the fuck you're talking about

@Df42, I beleive you may have misinterpreted Almost North's comment's. I took it to mean that you had your pants down whilst begging for change, not that people were asking you to take your pants down before giving you change.
Hope this has helped to clear any confusion.

@ Miss and throw pee, that one also works " Why do aussie women close their eyes when their fucking" they hate seeing blokes havin a good time, another one I heard and then thats it, no more Aussie jokes: "Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia? they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin"

@Almost North

You're probably right...I wouldn't be surprised if Dicky orchestrated this whole thing...
I also wouldn't be surprised if we found out he's taking a "diplomatic visit" to Croatia this week to tie up some loose ends.

@ Mrs_Misanthropy

Don't you know about the bird? Well everybody knows that the bird is the word!

You see, what happened was cro cop was talking from a distance to his buddy in the air port and all the officials could pick up was " hey HUGO pass over that cole-SLAW VIA N-erf ball, whoa dude watch out for that s-WAR-m of SOLDIER boy look a likes, this totally brings me back to the time when ME AND THE CROATIAN ANTI TERRORIST SQUAD KILLED ALL THOSE INNOCENT PPL braa"

Canada needs another hobby that doesn't involve being tough, cause they are not tough, just nosy, and goddamn annoying.
What Canada really needs to do is defend their borders again viva, he's the real threat to Canada.
Viva you need to be clubbed like a baby seal, you got " da-sickness" youngster.

@ Almost North

What a great rebuttal! Thank you for the great display of intelligence.

However, I am slightly disturbed that you would like a man to pull down his pants before giving him money? Is this a normal transaction for you?

@ Elentius

Is it not the United States of America? I think you hate everyone that is smarter than you so I am in good company. Actually, Canada doesn't have as many illegals because it is easier to be one in the US of A. Trust me with the US of A's messed up health care, high crime rates and poor education...there are lots of people that would rather be in Canada.

@ Lysol

Ba ba ba bird bird bird, bird is the word.

@ FailingEvolution

hahahah

Completely ignoring your pointless debates to talk about the truely disturbing issue that this article raises: Cro Cop won a fucking submission of the night bonus.

@Jeff

I don't give a fuck what some old ass Nazis did in world war two. In all honesty if your still investigating German soldiers you need a new hobbie. Seriously? You wanna bring germany into this? Yes bad things happen in war and yes they should be punished to a degree. However if someone is still alive from world war 2 I highly doubt they are really that formidable of a threat. People do bad things its WAR. To dig it up is nonsense and disrespectful cro cop only said he respects what they're doing because of the industry he is a part of and the position he holds in his country. SO yeah think a little harder next time.

jeffmcbusa Says:
Mon, 06/14/2010 - 18:18
So we stop investigating German officers because the war ended? Come on. I am no fan of Canada but am pleasantly surprised that they would even think about being pro-active in something that far "right" of liberalism.
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This isn't far right of liberalism. One of the rules of liberals is to assume that anyone in the military has knowledge of/has commited war crimes.

Actually, I heard it's because the women can't stand looking at an Australian man.

Yo Fatbelly-

I got the only derogatory (questionably) Aussie joke I've ever heard:

Why do Australian guys like to do it doggy style?

-They can't stand to see a woman enjoying herself.

So we stop investigating German officers because the war ended? Come on. I am no fan of Canada but am pleasantly surprised that they would even think about being pro-active in something that far "right" of liberalism.

Half of you that are bitching about cops are the ones getting arrested (harassed) and the other are the ones who CALL the cops for HELP when their neighbor's dog sh*ts on your lawn.

Like CroCop said, he respects them for doing their job.

@b ghost, there is another version of rodeo, for this one you have to be in an actual relationship. Fairly simple, just set up for some basic doggie style, once yer gettin into it, grab her tits, and say" these are nearly as nice as your sisters" Then you gotta hang on for eight seconds

Oh and props to Cro-Cop for tellin em nothing, subpeona him to a war crimes trial or GTFO

@ Viva, you forgot the farmyard flutter, you tie a chickens wings with some form of lightweight twine, you then mastubate with said chicken, when your just about on the vinegar stroke you snip the twine and the chicken beats its wings and tries to fly away, ther's another one where you use a small slingshot to fire hard boiled egg yolks up your partners ass, but i can't remember what that one was called.

@ df42

You must be a Canadian douchebag. Canadian bacon is a far second to real bacon. You don't have as many illegals because no one wants to go to Canada. I also hate you because you put US of A instead of USA. Isn't Canada just another state anyway?! Thank you and Fuck you! Amen!

@ccman,
observation= Fail but thanks for trying.

Well, That right there is disturbing. Sense when did Canada become a force in anything aside from picking up our shit and natos? Seriously. I mean they have no right to question a foreign national who served his country with honor and dignity. A similar situation happened once when my buddie was crossing the boarder a couple years ago and they asked for ID he showed them his Military ID and the Female border official pulled out her firearm pressed it against his head and asked him why he was trying to invade her country. I mean this shit really happened I was sitting in the fucking passengers seat so Canada needs to wake up know there role and not shit on people who are trying to bring a new market to there country. good day.

@df42

Go back to pulling your pants down and begging for change outside my local supermarket you homeless brain damaged jackass. You sound like a Dan Quinn video.

Observation. Viva = virgin who watches to much porn and looks up bullshit sex acts than never happen but make funny web conversation.
Next. Canadas liberal sensibilities have gone into overdrive making the country irrelavant.

thanks mike!

I'm not a big fan of customs on either side of our border, to be honest. As part of an agreement the Canadian government struck with the U.S. years ago, the States get copies of every court record from here, regardless of the outcome. I've seen friends who were charged with crimes petty crimes (that they were found not guilty of) harassed at the border ten years later. How is that not infringing on any rights?The stupidest part is they have a copy of the record that they were in court, but not what the charge was, so the onus is on the individual to identify and explain what they were charged with so they can make record of it in their system.I'm guessing the UN is pushing the feds here. We've been considered an easy entry point for war criminals in the past. I don't have enough info to base an opinion beyond that Cro Cop was treated unfairly. I found it kind of interesting, though,  that he didn't say he didn't know anything, just that he wouldn't talk.

Wild Boys indeed. Cro Cop's entrance music alone should get him free passage to wherever he wants to go.

Wild Boys.

WOW! I have never seen such ignorance...I wonder how many of you have even left your mother's basement. When you enter a foreign country any country the customs officers can question you not just when you enter the US OF A. BTW, how many illegal aliens are in the US of A? What too many to count? Maybe your customs agents and border patrol should do a better job.

And what is all the hate on Canadian bacon? People for the US of A should really hate Canada because their beer is better. And a little know secret Budweiser beer is actually from a little place in the Czech Republic called Ceske Bedejovice and it is called Budvar. And for the record it is better than any beer in the US of A.

Viva Hate deserves a free shirt.

Canadian customs is a national disgrace. We get treated like criminals when we come back to our country, I can only imagine what it's like for visitors. Bunch of morons who didn't cut it to be in the actual police and therefore compensate for their small wangs by harassing folks entering the country. I tell them the same lie every time I come back into the country, not because I have anything to hide simply because I know what they want to hear so I can get home already!

Also I think the Corn Cob should be added to the Caka Shitra. This is accomplished while fucking on the beach. You slowly push the towel up til you have the necessary space, and then in one fluid motion pull out, fap your gigglestick in the sand numerous times, and then stick it back in before she can protest. I think it should be called the Pecan Sandy, but I didn't invent it so...

I have never heard of the Code of Silence. Protocol in my neck o the woods for taking home a fatty is the Rodeo.

The Rodeo is: when you are about to get into it with said swamp donkey, you say you have to pee. You really go let your friends in. If it is at your place (which I do not recommend) they get there first and hide in your closet. They are dressed like rodeo clowns if possible. Once you get to the doggy style, that is your homies' cue to bust into the room and start running around like rodeo clowns trying to distract the "bull". If you can stay on for 8 seconds they have to buy you beer.

@ Smiggs

Just because Canada was involved in a UN peacekeeping mission where war crimes were uncovered shouldn't give them the right to detain and question every Croation that comes into their country, all but accusing him and/or his comrades of those war crimes with zero evidence of their involvement. They had no plausible reason or evidence to believe CroCop or anyone surrounding his military or police career were involved in those war crimes.

Everyone in the "international community" seems all butthurt that Arizona passed a law saying that if they have *already* detained someone due to another violation, they may ask them about their legal/illegal immigration status, but that they specifically cannot profile for race or any other factor. And that had our whole country erupting in controversy, as well as cries of racism from Canadians, Mexicans, and the UN. But Canada detains and interrogates a man for NO OTHER REASON than that he is a Croation citizen who they believe once served in the military, and by association must have been involved somehow in war crimes?

Fuck Canada, those self-righteous douchebags!

just another proof that Canadian immigration officials are a bunch of retards.
I hate these stupid fucks so much. They did not let my aunt come to my sister's wedding because she did not have a bank account. fucking assholes.

@Kicktothegroin

That article was so full of agenda-driven BS. I mean, can we at least get our idiotic stereotypes straight? Is MMA homoerotic, or homophobic? When I watch a fight, am I supposed to be aroused and titillated, or am I supposed to fight the urge to stomp me some queers?


@Mofo

Just hair. I'm working my way up to a bad-ass 70's style Cheech mustache. Right now, it's still in the Miguel Torres stages.

@burrito
Half-grown mustache? Like, a Dirty Sanchez? Are you sure it's hair?

@mike russell
Yes, since you're canadian, I would like to know your opinions on the Caca Sutra. And also, is diverting your comments page into a discussion of sex with vomit a good way to get an invite to a round table?

Even in an MMA hotbed Canada, the haters are well represented. Look at this piece of crap article that gets published on a National Website. They just couldn't let UFC 115 go by in Vancouver without dragging out some dirt to throw at it.

This isn't spam,, so please don't block it this time.

www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2010/06/14/bc-gay-bashing-vancouver-ufc.html

@ mike russell

since you are canadian, i would like to know your opinion on this if you have the time.

The reason Canadian immigration would be looking into a civil war from the otherside of the world was troops from Canada where called in by the UN to act as peace keepers for parts of the country.

Once there the forces discovered mass genocide within the medak poctket and as recently as 2007 the trials over those in command are still ongoing with sentences being handed down.

@Mofo

You must have me confused with my cousin, The Infamous Burrito. You see, he's more than famous. He's infamous.

Don't worry, it happens all the time. We look alike, right down to the half-grown mustache.

He's a sick fuck.

@glassjawsh,

See this is when you give her the Code of Silence.

This is generally used when you have brought home the fattest girl in the bar(either on a goof, out of desperation, or because you like hogging) when you are finished you whip of the condom, choke her with it and threaten her if she ever tells anyone what has happened.

You could always whip that out in such a situation.

I thought the Houdini was where you do a broad doggy style and then switch really carefully with a friend, wait a minute, and then walk past the girl's face.

You also forgot the Pirate: jizz in the eye after head and then kick to the shin super hard so they hop around on one leg with their hand on their eye going, "YYYEEEAAARRGGG!"

There's always the Red Lobster for the off season: fisting a broad while she's on the rag.

And, finally the classic Cherry Picker. Right when you're about to blow doggy style you simultaneously punch both kidneys so that everything tightens up super fast and sucks everything out to the last drop.

@glassjaw
Which of those have you TRIED?

That entry for Crocop is hilarious!

@ Viva -that stuff is only fun until she sticks her finger up your bung in retaliation, trust me on this

@Famous
Isn't a burrito also called a Mexican hot pocket? Rep where you from homie! Don't be scurred!

Caca Shitra?

I shall name this the Caca Sutra.

She could say it with a restraining order.

Just remember these words, it always works.

"It just a little vomit/shit/piss, that does not compare to all the love we have"

How can she say no?

@Viva Hate
You, sir, are a national hero for publishing this veritable kama sutra for all to see. I will try out these techniques next time I am having sexy time with my girlfriend. I am sure she will be thrilled that we are branching out and "spicing things up" in the bedroom. I will report back on what she says! Thank you!

WOW, I hope the UFC never returns to Canada. What a bunch of bullshit, I wonder how much economic impact the UFC has during an event like this. Fuck Canada let's have all future events within 100 miles of the border instead of actually crossing into the great frozen/french north. That way the hotel, gasoline, stadium costs and all other revenues stay in the USA. I wonder if they ? every USA draft doger, AWOL soldier, Pakistani, French National and other ethnic minorities the same way. It's funny that they'll harass Cro-COP but allow Netanyahu to visit without problems.

@viva hate

100% pure win

@El Famous Burrito

I thought you were a burrito. Talk about a bombshell.

Viva Hate says a bunch of stuff...

El Famous Burrito backs out of thread slowly....

WTF?

So they jsut dropped the investigations of who shot JFK?, Area 51, and why there was never a sequel to Follow That Bird, FOR THIS?!?!?

Man, Canada, we were so close to being bros-for-life after you distanced yourself from that God-awful "bacon". Thanks for playing with my emotions. I'm a person, you know.

@Mofo,

Hopefully this helps

Alaskan pipe line- the act of freezing you shit(solid form) then while doing someone doggy shoving it in their ass.

The divot- While manipulating someone with your hand, grabbing a hand full of pubes, yelling “FOUR” and yanking.

The strawberry short cake- while receiving head, pulling out cumming on their face and punching them in the nose allowing the blood and semen to run together.

The Houdini- doing someone doggy, pulling out and then spitting on their back as they turn you proceed to release in their face.

The booty call- while doing someone the act of inserting your cell phone in their ass and calling it.

The angry dragon- receiving head, you blow in their mouth, hold it shut and punch them in the stomach forcing the semen out their nose(visualize it)

The gobstopper-giving someone a handy and as they are about to finish you cap of the tip with your thumb.

The Mexican hot pocket- the act of shitting in a vag/or someone ass and clamping it shut.

The Cosby sweater- You eat a variety of colorful cereals (Fruit Lopps, Fruity Pebbles, etc) and then vomit onto someones chest.

@mynameisalsoben


The Dicker has been known to hunt in Canada. He was probably watching this whole dust up from behind a two-way mirror.

I didn't think it was possible but Cro cop just got even more badass in my eyes by sticking it to those moose humping maple jockeys FUCK Canada!

Too bad there's no Canadian Jack Bauer... (or Dick Cheney)

@Viva Hate
Dude if he pulled off all of those moves then he deserves submission of the YEAR.

Uh, yeh, if you're open to clarifying, then I want to know what ALL of them are.

I'm only familiar with the cleveland steamer. Cuz I just looooooooooooove to shit on bitchezzz.

I sure hope Canada gets to the bottom of a foreign civil war from the 90s (while listening to Sonic Youth). The world demands answers.

@Rex,
Worse to not know, you are missing out, I can always clarify any questions you may have though.

Article was different than I had anticipated, I figure the fight was in danger because Pat Barry was too busy licking Cro Cops balls and allowing Cro Cop to give him the Alaskan pipe line, rusty trombone, Mexican hot pocket, the divot, a strawberry short cake, the Cosby sweater, the Cleveland steamer, the Houdini, the booty call(and not the late night bang one), the angry dragon, and finished up with a gobstopper.

I'm not sure what's worse: that i know half of what Viva Hate mentioned, or that i don't.

FYI, Mirko was gifted with a submission of the night bonus he didn't deserve. The other three submissions on the card, particularly Mike Pyle's triangle, were all higher quality. Barry only tapped because he was hungry and his gut was running low on cheeseburger fuel.

Proving once again that nobody leaves Vancouver without dealing with some asshole cops. Not even stars. Way to be egalitarian Canada.

Unless there were Canadian citizens fighting in the former Yugoslavia then why should they care? Harassment.