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“Cyborg” Santos Still Hiding Behind Woman Problems, Doesn’t Care What Josh Barnett Says


(Few people can be terrifying while wearing a tiny bikini. Hats off to Cyborg.)

Cris “Cyborg” Santos isn’t going to let Josh Barnett get away with running around on MySpace, calling her unprofessional.  Facebook, maybe.  But MySpace?  Ain’t no way.  She responded to Barnett’s internet assault in a talk with Fighters Only, accusing the “Babyface Assassin” of being, in so many words, a hater, while continuing to use the old menstruation defense:

“I used the same diet that I used to fight Shayana and I made 140lbs, much less than this time. But I had a little problem that all women suffer every month. I had the menstrual period three days before the weigh-in and it put me in trouble.”

Oh, that pesky menstrual period.  Here’s the thing, I’ll admit to not knowing much about woman problems, but I did a little asking around in my social circle and what I learned is 1) women know we menfolk don’t know much about it, and on occasion they’ve been known to take advantage of our ignorance, and 2) they can look at the freaking calendar and know when it’s coming.


At the very least, Cyborg is guilty of poor planning.  She should have anticipated that she’d have these women troubles right around the same time as the weigh-in and made the necessary adjustments.  Not to do so is, as Barnett points out, unprofessional.

Now dammit, can we put this behind us?  Barnett and Cyborg have teamed up to force us to type the word ‘menstruation’ way more than we’re comfortable with already.  Basically she’s done for that word what last season’s “Ultimate Fighter” antics did for ‘semen.’  They might be good for search engine optimization, but it just attracts a whole different kind of crowd to the site, if you know what I’m saying.

Comments

  1. Anonymous Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 04:08


    dumb
  2. WAR BONG Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 04:21


    CCS whoop da BFA's azz...balee dat.
  3. K.E.G. Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 04:21


    There must be some good surgeons in Brazil. I mean giving a dude his period to go along with the sex change. Thats comitment.
  4. WAR FAT SPLIFFS Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 04:29


    Fuck Cyborg, I will kick her in the labia man dick he cunt that filthy hooker
  5. Anonymous Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 04:30


    Most female athletes would be able to tell you that the 'women problems' tend to go away all together or become very very 'light' when you are training at an extreme level or have as little body fat as cyborg does. I think the whole excuse is pure bullshit, she probably hasn't had a menstrual cycle in years and definitely not when she is hard into a training program/pre-fight camp.
  6. Aaron Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 04:36


    Seven pounds of bloating for an elite athlete seems a bit excessive. Cyborg appologized and said it has never happened before, and never will again. We shall see.
  7. Anonymous Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 04:39


    Daaaaaaaaaaamn, I'd hit that one on the right fo sho
  8. Anonymous Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 04:47


    Cyborg looks hot with her bikini and bleeding vagina and whatnot.
  9. Anonymous Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 04:52


    bitch tits
  10. TheJudge Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 05:00


    Women this lean rarely menstruate. Good try though sir.
  11. Anonymous Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 05:14


    she must really tuck that penis tight, i cant even see a bulge in that photo
  12. Long Nuts Himself Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 05:34


    A new name for Cyborg: "Long Nuts Herself"
  13. Antisocial Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 05:52


    Fuck Josh Barnett and his abnormally large jaw.
  14. Truth2Pwr Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 06:22


    Take a look at that picture. Is that what YOUR wife/girlfriend/local hooker looks like when she's bloated with 7 pounds of water weight? All you needed to do was see the two of them in the ring to realize that they were definitely NOT in the same weight class, or anywhere close. Cyborg was ragdolling that heat lamp Chinese food server all over the ring like she was Junie Browning! I thought she was gonna skip right past Carano and call out Uriah freakin' Faber after the fight!
  15. Wyatt Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 06:53


    I've trained in the same dojo as woman fighters before (Karate or Judo, not MMA) and they ALL had to make weight for tournaments no matter what, and they always did. They would have trouble if it was the wrong time of the month, but more to the tune of a pound or two, not coming in almost ten pounds over. She is a liar.
  16. JiMMA Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 07:00


    lol, nice
  17. B Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 07:00


    So you guys think theres a bloody tampon under that bikini?
  18. GSP IS NOT IMPRESSED.... Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 07:16


    God dayum.....isnt it obvious that is not a woman?
  19. GSP IS NOT IMPRESSED.... Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 07:17


    Damn right you dude, you called it. Shit man, the way she was swinging, she could have called out Chuck Liddell. Whoops.....too soon?
  20. Richard Fitzentite Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 07:23


    I know enough about periods to know that chicks don't wear super tiny bikinis when they are on the rag.
  21. Mr. MMA Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 07:23


    Its weird how stuff works out, for her first fight in Elite XC she had hemmorroids and was bleeding out of her ass, this fight she is on her period and is bleeding out of her vag, and her next fight she will be bleeding out of her mouth. What can we learn from this? Just like Elite XC, anywhere Jared Shaw's penis has been will soon bleed dry. I love you Gina!
  22. KimboSlicesofPie Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 07:40


    She has a penis, that's where the 7 pound weight difference came from actually.
  23. BigWhiskey Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 07:40


    Bloodsport V: The Cyborg Conspiracy
  24. Rickfurious Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 07:49


    Id fuck her....:)
  25. Anonymous Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 08:17


    S(he) totally has a dick. Girls are meant to be stripper zombies, not fighters
  26. Wyatt Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 08:29


    So, they she set the sport back like 3 years at least, did it even exist back then?
  27. Darkside Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 08:32


    I think Cyborg and Barnett should just fight and get it over with. I'd pay money to see that.
  28. tallsforeverybody Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 08:48


    by women problem...she means her d!ck.
  29. Danal White Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 09:18


    First of all, congrats on the photo. Santos looks actually fuckable in that picture. Secondly, she looks pretty cut in that picture, more so than teh jap. 8 pounds and she would have been bodybuilder ripped with all the dangerous side effects that dehydration can play on the body. People make it sound like she came in looking like Jason Lambert.
  30. CAPS LOCK HAL Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 09:19


    cool
  31. Quasicholo Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 09:36


    If she chopped off the 4 1/2 pound cock she's hiding somewhere, maybe she'll be able to make weight for the Carano bout. But, in no way am I going to suggest Gina lose the tits.
  32. Anonymous Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 10:03


    Here's the thing, the fact is that as professional athlete she probably does have irregular cycles, but very unlikely an absence of them. The women who become amenorrheic are usually distance runners or other female athletes who walk around at single digit body fat percentages. If her cycle is indeed irregular, again, as is likely, she would be unable to tell when it may start. A woman can retain up to 10 lbs. excess water weight during this time. As one can see by the photos, she was already well defined despite water retention. It is completely plausible that she would have made the 145 lbs. limit if she had not been having the "female problems." She was just unfortunate enough to have it happen in the midst of a nationally televised event. And yes, I did go to medical school...and graduated.
  33. Ceeph Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 11:25


    The only people setting women's MMA back are the uneducated people who will admit to knowing nothing about the menstrual cycle, and continuing to vilify Cyborg. I'm shocked that you would include your own personal bias in an article in which you admit your ignorance. Talk about being unprofessional. I am not however shocked at the sexist and racist commenters who continue to keep their feet on the throat of women's MMA by commenting on the attractiveness (or lack there of) of Cyborg and other fighters, instead of on their in-ring performance.
  34. smockan Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 11:46


    ceeph, word on that.
  35. Habibo Says:

    Tue, 04/21/09 - 12:26


    She needs to stop acting like a woman and be a man. If she did so her "woman problems" would be gone and we could talk about something else.
  36. Habibo Says:

    Tue, 04/21/09 - 12:28


    ... and I would not hit that.
  37. Anonymous Says:

    Tue, 04/21/09 - 01:31


    he's gotta cyschlong? do they bleed too?
  38. Anonymous Says:

    Tue, 04/21/09 - 01:34


    ...is it still Hitler's birthday?? Someone needs to stick this she-male in an oven...
  39. Anonymous Says:

    Tue, 04/21/09 - 01:39


    Cyborg = Male
  40. Anonymous Says:

    Tue, 04/21/09 - 01:41


    her puss smells and sweats like a cagepotato
  41. CAPS LOCK HAL. Says:

    Tue, 04/21/09 - 04:16


    SANTOS IS A FREAKING HOT, AND SEXY BITCH. SHE'S MUCH BETTER THEN SMOKING ALL THAT DOPE YOU SCUMBAGS LOVE SO MUCH. SO FUCK YOURSELVES, AND KISS MY ASS YOU FUCKING DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS.
  42. Jason Says:

    Tue, 04/21/09 - 06:40


    Bears can smell her menstruation. She's putting the whole org at risk Ben!
  43. TheONE Says:

    Tue, 04/21/09 - 07:10


    LM-MF-AO @ K.E.G.!!!!!
  44. Cris Cyborg Says:

    Tue, 04/21/09 - 07:29


    All of you keyboard warriors can chug my cock.
  45. lilpo0ts Says:

    Tue, 04/21/09 - 12:07


    funny enough..thats the best pic of cyborg ive ever seen. she actually looks like a cut-up woman. and not a skinny ripped dude
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