3rd rate fighter at best, or in other words, #1 contender in strikeforce HW division

Maybe I’m just old and less fussy, I would bang the lot of em, well, over a reasonable period of time of course.
And Madsen will be cashing this “Czech” in, or maybe bouncing this “Czech”. props and +1 to El Famous for original line.
And cross between Jenna, daisy and Kim Couture, you make it sound like a bad thing, didn’t you see the fake boobs?smoken!

i think i may be a big fan of imabigfan. Vemola does appear to have a lazy eye, and that would explain his apparent anger issues.

But he ain’t in Brock Lesnar-level dickishness territory yet.

“I thought the narrator sounded more like Dr. Klaw from them ole’ Inspector Gadget cartoons”……….I second that!

Damm i thought i was da only one to notice those ugly ass Ring girls…….Only thing worst was the highlight reel.

This dude is not nearly half the fighter Shane Carwin is, he just runs out there and swings for the fences towards guys with very little experience, there’s nothing technical about him it just looks like bar fights, wait till he does something impressive on the big stage before you start putting his name and Shane Carwin in the same sentence.

Of course! Because everyone here in the UK has heard of the ‘legend’ that is Karlos Vemola…

I think you should stay in your native country bud.

What in the name of Christ is up with the wacky ass salsa vs Miami Vice soundtrack?! Seriously, I’m thinking about going to the UK. If all it takes to become a Legend is to beat the shit out of Lory Drivers and bums, I will rule that country.

Cage Rage has good ring girls? I’ve got Cagu-ragu 11-15 on DVD and the bitches on that shit couldn’t grace a pole at the “Dolphin II” to save their lives… the blonde broad looks like a cross between Daisy Duck, Jenna Jameson, and Kim Couture after she got her jaw broke.

LOL! That guy looks like a beast. He certainly does not mess about. He’ll certainly put on a good show in the UFC.

“What’s your tactics Karlos?”

“To run at him with punches until he falls over”

@D Piddy, I thought McSweeney was naturally derp faced. This guy looks like a typical Brit style heavyweight, all tough guy stares, then 30 seconds of swinging haymakers followed by 8 and a half minutes of two gassed out monsters leaning on each other.
I’ve got Madsen in this one. Al Turk is the #1 heavyweight from Cage Rage IMO so if Madsen had no problems with Al Turk I cant see this guy worrying him.
Oh, and yeah Cage Rage do have pretty good quality ring girls, and theres always at least 4-6 on show, so props to Cage rage for that one

One of the worst highlights I’ve ever seen. This guy has an even worse attitude than brock “f-u fans” lesnar.

He’ll gas 1st round then tap, I wonder if his opponent should hold it for an extra few seconds (ala royce gracie) to humble him a bit..

I thought the narrator sounded more like Dr. Klaw from them ole’ Inspector Gadget cartoons.

And yeah, the vid doesn’t display anything notable aside from the GnP… maybe a couple of decent takedowns.

Never heard of this guy. I wonder if he’s any good. Anybody know where I can find a HL video?

Buildin’ that European roster

Crazy staredowns? – Check
Intimidating as fuck? – Check
Only punches with his right hand? – Check
Great wrestling? – Check
Steroid possibility? – Check

Yes it seems he fits perfectly into the UFC heavyweight division. Put this guy against kimbo slice and make kimbo look like a bitch. But please first let him destroy McSweeney. I hate that fucker, he sucks so bad yet he still somehow has a job? I saw him on a poster at the mall today for the new UFC game. I puked all over the escalator and punched an old lady.

But yah this guy isn’t ready for the big dogs yet, but I like him already. I love anyone who resembles that kind of aggression in the cage. Wandy style.

this guy…is intense, no?

i def see maybe a middle-tier, stand & bang quotient being filled on a UFC on VS card.

imo=in my opinion, Lorenzo. Yeah, I was just joking.

@ KCC No, not anymore. It used to be beautiful, though.

Testing 1,2. Testing 1,2,3.

Nice casio keyboard soundtrack there.

Dana`s jumping the gun. He`s going from guys who wreck cars after their fights to guys who wreck them in training.

I just don’t know what to think of this Guy, maybe 5 or so more uncomfortable minutes of him hitting the Hood of a Yugo with a mallet. However, the “double hammer fists” were something to behold.
Off the subject a little here, but why don’t the UFC’s ring girls shake their junk like CFC?

wait what does imo mean? shartacus is kidding right? this guy has no technique. keeps his chin up and swings without covering. only pure aggression fighting guys that panic if u put the slightest bit of pressure on them.

Excuse me Mr Vemola, but you appear to be a dick.

Shane Carwin is shaking his head in disapproval while quietly muttering, “Cars don’t hit back.”

nah, not posting anywhere anymore. you?

This guy would wreck the shit out of Shame Canwin and Junior Dos Cantos imo

Anyone else notice that this dude has won the majority of his fights by Rear Naked Choke. Mainly against brawlers who had no idea how to defend a RNC… or a takedown. A Carwin-esque wrecking machine he is not.

And didn’t anyone tell him that the old duck-your-head-while-leaning-forward-and-wildly-throwing-punches maneuver went out style back around the time of Griffin/Bonnar 1?

Did redfiretruckfuck get me banned or something?? My posts aren’t…posting.

He looks like he sucks. His opponents look worse then he does.

I miss you too buddy, we had some fun times. Sorry for stealing Shartacus for a third time, but I needed a new moniker. Are you still posting at one of the offshoots of an offshoot?

I really doubt this guy is going anywhere in the ufc im sure he uses steroids and comparing him to shane carwin are you fucking nuts carwin would one punch this fool go stick some more needles in your ass the way he fought you can just tell he has roid rage

Did this guy learn his ring etiquette from the Diaz brothers? Looks too Strikeforce (aka bush league) for the UFC.

Holy shit! Scorch? I’ve missed you so. I’m not Vance but a hint would be that the Shartacus name was mine until stool stole the account from me.

Are you sure he’s from Czech? I felt like I was watching “Jersey Shore.”

Yessir. Kid Clam Curtains=Vance? It was the fingerbanging comment.

Yessir. Kid Clam Curtains=Vance?

This guy looks easy to beat. When you hear the weird music get intense just run. He’ll probably gas when the music lulls.

shartacus = scorch?

UFC might get a fine from the FCC if this guy fights. Cause I swore I saw a nipple slip. You know, slipped from where it was suppose to be located on his chest. Aka: the droop.

That sounded a lot like the Cookie Monster introducing “Cagefighters Championship”. The UFC should start counter programming as soon as possible with that type of star power imo.

Shittiest HL music ever? I think so. Sounds like Yanni being fingerbanged by trent reznor.

Before he gets to McSweeney, he might have a hard time getting by NSAC. That’ll be his toughest opponent.

Dont know why he’s being hailed as a euro Shane Carwin. Didn’t see him actually knock someone stupid. Cue up the Gonzaga facepunch

I think it’s because his eyes are so close together that every so often, they switch sockets for a moment.

Still, the guy smashes opponents and Peugeots, so he can’t be all bad. Go for a Renault next time though, and its owner.

I’d like to see this guy fight James McSweeney and make McSweeney look just like Bisping did mid-knockout from Hendo, all derp-faced.

Anyone else see a for real lazy eye on this mug? I’m talking Zeus from wwf days lazy. Like he’s watching two TVs lazy. One eye on the road, the other on the girl lazy. Could this be why he does that prefight dick move of walking right up to the guy? Just seeing which one is real? That would make me angry as well.

I wonder if he smashes a car a day as part of his training or only on special occasions, like the Czech county fair? Maybe its a side business and that’s how they recycle scrap metal over there.

Gotta give it up to the burrito and viva hate.

Vemola by fatbar

Madsen by flying beer gut.

Viva Hate AND El Famous Burrito

You guys are always dependable. +1s to you both, i LOL’d hard.

What an angry white person. He appears to be quite excitable

And nothing personal to anybody, but yes, when I say “…Dickface!”, it could very easily be preceded by “Shut the fuck up, …”.

I heard this guy has a wicked Side Czech Kick.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, mercy.

I’d just like to give a big STFU to Dickface.

STFU Dickface.

My great friend Bob Arum wrote a story about this, I will get you more details once he tweets me back.

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