(Video courtesy YouTube and stevia)

There’s something reassuring about watching a Dan Quinn video. I don’t know if it’s knowing that no matter how crazy I may get as I get older, there’s no way I’ll ever claim that I’m a self-trained scientist who has discovered that the cure for every disease known to mankind is drinking a mixture of a sugar substitute and water. Or maybe it’s the fact that every time he posts another one of his more increasingly psychotic rants, my original inclination that he was a character attempting to pull off the ultimate troll-job evaporates more and more, like the soap floating on top of pure H2O and I realize that he is a legit whack job, which gives me faith that not everyone on the Internet is lying about who they are.


Well, Dan is out of jail and apparently he’s been banking up topics in his head while he wallowed in the clink.

As far as I can surmise without an interpreter, in this edition Dan discusses everything from Tito Ortiz being pissed off at him because of his imaginary relationship with Jenna, Dana White cock blocking him by not giving him a fight and for allegedly telling Diego not to associate with the Doctor of cold fission and the cold hard truth that he would beat James Toney in a bar fight.

My question is, how did he not die from stevia withdrawal in jail?

Maybe he smuggled in a month’s supply with him, but what would he do about a blender?