Dan Quinn is Out of Jail and He’s Planning on Fighting Aaron Brink Numbed up on Weed Butter and Pure H20

(Video courtesy YouTube/steviaplaya)

After spending 45 days in county jail, Dan Quinn is a free man and he’s wasting no time getting his blood saturated with lines of Stevia and homemade weed butter while rehabbing his injured shoulder with an electronic muscle stimulator.

In this segment, the inventor of Pure H₂0 ^tm addresses President Obama (because we all know Barack subscribes to Dan’s YouTube page), talks about how the drink crystals in jail gave him receding nipples and mutters something about wanting to be like TimeCop so he can go back and fight Jack Dempsey, but for the most part he didn’t have anything interesting to say except that he’s planning on fighting stoned in his upcoming stand-up only superfight with Aaron "the fighter-turned-pornstar-turned-junkie on the" Brink.

All I’m saying is somebody better film it, because it’s going to be awesome if it happens.

Tags: Aaron Brink,Dan Quinn,pure H2O,stevia

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Charming Charlie- August 21, 2010 at 2:56 pm

It looks like Obama's thugs got youtube to sensor the surprising conclusion to Cooking with Dan, Fuckin', Quinn.

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fatbellyfrank- August 21, 2010 at 12:19 am

Gooood niight Irene, thats the big Babooshka, dont know what your talking bout almost, nods as good as a wink to a blind horse, now wot I mean guvnor

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MediumRare- August 20, 2010 at 6:38 pm

@ Ballkick

I'd like to throw War Machine and Diego Sanchez into that room as well.

Add some liquor and, fuck it, some stevia too. If that isn't the makings for an epic reality show, I don't know what is.

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Ballkick- August 20, 2010 at 8:27 am

Dear Dan Quinn
I don't know if it's the Ganja Butter, or the Stevia that makes you sound so stupid. Either way,...it is working. I hope you realize that there are enough people to make fun of in this world without you putting in so much effort to give us another?
Dan you are cruelly depriving a Village somewhere of an idiot.
Anyway, I'm busy right now, can I ignore you at some other time?

On a side note:
Can you Imagine Mumbles Toney, Dan Quinn, and Tito in a room together?....It boggles my mind.

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agentsmith- August 20, 2010 at 7:10 am

Very first thing he talks about... Stevia. Of course.

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J-Dog- August 20, 2010 at 6:22 am

Dan Quinn is really proud of his body.... but should he be? Just sayin'... Dude acts like he's super ripped when really he doesn't look that good. He's put together weird. Not that I look at dudes or anything but he's constantly calling attention to how good he looks and one can't help but notice that he doesn't.

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Almost North- August 19, 2010 at 11:02 pm

You think you are sneaky don't you FBF? I know your secret though.

You're Michael Schiavello.

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SGS- August 19, 2010 at 10:33 pm

Can you say, "Tweaker?" Some people belong in jail, and Dan Quinn is one of them.

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fatbellyfrank- August 19, 2010 at 9:39 pm

Almost, so I've been led to beleive, if you catch my drift me old mate

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Mofo- August 19, 2010 at 5:44 pm

Who the fuck is Dan Quinn and why should I care?

Granted, he's Junie's unclefucker dad. And yet I still don't care.

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Almost North- August 19, 2010 at 5:34 pm

They have weed in Australia?

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fatbellyfrank- August 19, 2010 at 5:03 pm

^ product derived from boiling down Marijuana to make a paste which is mixed through butter for weed butter or cookie dough, whatever your preference, gives a slow acting but very powerful, long lasting stone depending on the quality of your base product.....So I've been led to believe anyway, and yeah, I don't think your gonna get any arguments on the psychiatric help either

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fightfan- August 19, 2010 at 4:44 pm

What the fuck is weed butter???

Secondly, this moron snorts lines of soda additive, or whatever that stevia shit is? And thirdly, does he think that the fight will still happen after a bunch of people start telling this retarded story.

This dude needs psychiatric help, badly!!

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El Guapo- August 19, 2010 at 4:26 pm

That was fast! Friggin crazy. I scare myself sometimes, I really do. I honestly had no idea, just figured it'd be sooner rather than later. So, without further ado..

"What a stupid thing to think you slow, slow white boy."

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fatbellyfrank- August 19, 2010 at 3:50 pm

^ there is a definite resemblance going on there

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ghostboner- August 19, 2010 at 3:45 pm

And we have finally found Junie Browning's Father.

Wait, did I say father or future? Ah well.

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fatbellyfrank- August 19, 2010 at 3:42 pm

Wow, just, wow, we got mumbles, wm, Tito, but this guy is the absolute cream of the crop

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