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Dana Vlog: The Boss Pals Around at the Worldwide Leader


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One of the things the mainstream media loves to crow about Dana White is that he appeals to MMA fans because we view him as a “normal guy” who talks like we talk, dresses like we dress and isn’t afraid to speak his mind when the time comes. Of course, like a lot of things the mainstream media says about our sport, that’s total bullshit. There’s nothing “normal” about Dana White. Normal guys don’t take their kids to Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory for their birthdays, flit around on private planes or have sit downs with Mike Tyson.

In fact, one of the main reasons to like Dana White is that he’s not a normal guy. One of the reasons to like Big DW is that after the mainstream media told MMA fans to collectively go fuck themselves for, oh, about a decade Dana White smiled at them and basically said, “You’ll be begging me to be on your shows someday.” You know what? That cocky fucker was right, and it’s hard not to admire him for it. As evidence, witness DW’s new video blog, where he’s basically given the run of ESPN’s Bristol, Conn. “campus” for a day while he’s out promoting UFC 118.


White gets a heavy coat of all-weather theater makeup, chugs an Amp Energy Drink (Ed. Note: Camera zooms in on the label. Totally natural. Nothing staged about that), and then makes the rounds at the Worldwide Leader. He marvels at ESPN’s floor-to-ceiling rack of Emmys and even hits up the company “wellness center” to chat with Brian Kenny and Marcellus Wiley. (Ed. Note: Let’s hope that’s going better than the ol’ WWE “wellness policy.”)

An ESPN employee informs White that people like to pose their collection of UFC action figures in “strange order” (Ed. Note: She means “gay sex positions,” right?”) and then White mentions in passing that he’s about to go give a speech at Oxford. (Ed. Note: See, he’s just a normal guy!) For a denouement, the boss then wraps things up with an appearance on the insipid “SportsNation,” where they compare him to Milla Jovovich. That’s a first.

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dranokills- August 27, 2010 at 7:29 pm
I fukin agree you cool fucker :)
fatbellyfrank- August 26, 2010 at 4:14 pm
I fucken think DW is a fucken normal fucken kinda fucken guy, he fucken says it how we can fucken understand the fucken point nawmfuckensayn, fuckers
agentsmith- August 26, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Goddammit, Fried Taco beat me to it.

I was gonna say that Dana is like Milla in that they both have unusual names and small boobs.
BONGTAR- August 26, 2010 at 10:53 am
dee dub has been hittin the pinkberry a little too hard.
ccman- August 26, 2010 at 10:41 am
Who gives a shit. go dana, keep bringing me fights i want to see. Get rich doin it.

And anyone who still uses metro basically is saying they are a fuckin troll and hate that better looking people get laid while they whine about how those guys must be gay for knowing how to dress..... gay while fucking the chicks you wish you had.

Move on past 98
MoTropolis- August 26, 2010 at 10:39 am
not bad for a fag.

and I dont think anyone is talking about missouri, ever.
RwilsonR- August 26, 2010 at 10:10 am
Although, props to Mo for fitting together Dana White, Milla Jovovich, and the periodic table into a single reference. That takes talent.
RwilsonR- August 26, 2010 at 10:08 am
drano, I think MoTropolis has been 'admitting it'all along. And he is a bit further than metro. He is giving you all the hints you need. I mean, come one... "Mo"

It's pretty obvious. He's living the 'mo lifestyle, and I'm not talking about Missouri.
MoTropolis- August 26, 2010 at 10:06 am
Im actually a huge Dana White fan, I just like to slip chemical element references into casual conversation when the opportunity presents itself.
dranokills- August 26, 2010 at 9:58 am
oh come on dude you secretly love Dana White, you dream of being Dana White, you dream of DOING Dana White.......Motropolis is sooooo close to metro it hurts.
Admit that Dana is the man for you, come on now.
Fried Taco- August 26, 2010 at 9:55 am
I think Dana has bigger boobs than Milla.
MoTropolis- August 26, 2010 at 9:45 am
I totally get the Milla Jovovich comparison. Jovovich starred in the 5th element. The 5th element on the periodic table is Boron. Dana White is a Bald Moron, hence, Boron. They may as well be siblings.
Viva Hate- August 26, 2010 at 9:40 am
Dana counter acts all the money, toys, speeches, and appearances with his excessive use of fuck. In his mind that makes him a regular everyday Joe.
nicey- August 26, 2010 at 9:31 am
fuckin guy.
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