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Dana White Announces Plan to Attack Toronto

Dana White
(He’s wearing a hockey jersey! What more do Canadians want?)

So you thought you could keep the UFC out forever, eh, Toronto? You and the whole province of Ontario, just hanging out, watching hockey and that bullshit Canadian football, thinking you’re safe from MMA just because it’s technically illegal there. Well there’s one thing you didn’t plan on: Dana fucking White. And now he’s coming for you, and he won’t take no for an answer:

“I’m going after Canada after (I get approval in) New York and Massachusetts. I’m attacking Canada. I’m going to spend so much time in Canada I’ll have to buy a house. I’m going to live here until it’s done. I’m going to be sitting on the porch every day they come to work.”

You see what you’ve done, Toronto? You’ve forced Dana White to start stalking you. It’s like you’re Heather Locklear and White is me circa 1995. What can I say, it was a phase. Then she got old and starting appreciating the attention and I moved on with my life. It’s a whole thing I’d rather not get into. The point is, Toronto, I doubt you’ll be so lucky.

As much as Canadians seem to love MMA, it’s hard to understand the resistance to it at this point. But I guess you could say the same thing for New York. Eventually they’ll all give in, and they know it, so why not just quit stop screwing around and accept it. Unless this is all an elaborate ploy to see if Dana White will really buy that house. And he will. But damn, is the real estate market that bad even in Canada?

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The Bloc- November 20, 2008 at 8:58 pm
LMAO at all the province hating...god this thread is hilarious
as people mentioned before, the fact they`re coming to your town or not doesnt mean you`ll be able to go see it. I live in montreal and couldnt get any tickets when they came. Dana needs to do something about retard scalpers and that UFC fan bullshit. I aint payin 75$ to get a website account so I can buy expensive tickets.
maxwell- November 19, 2008 at 1:16 am
dear Mike, is your last name paladino?
Mike- November 18, 2008 at 11:49 pm
Mike- November 18, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Ken Sushi- November 18, 2008 at 7:16 pm
yaaaaaaa, you dick head!!!!
Anonymous- November 18, 2008 at 6:05 pm
The obstacle in Ontario is Ken Hayashi. Plain and simple. As long as he is the Ontario Athletic Commissioner, the UFC won't be in Ontario. Hayashi is more interested in making a name for himself by resisting it. Good work Ken! Cost the Ontario economy millions of dollars in revenue! Good work dick head!
Dr.- November 18, 2008 at 3:34 pm
If you look at the UFC event in the picture where he's in the Habs sweater (In Canada it's a sweater to quote Don Cherry) - IT'S GSP vs SERRA 2. Which for all those who know, took place in Montreal. So while the announcement took place in Toronto, I doubt Dana wore a Montreal sweater.

I'm from Toronto. Live in Calgary now. People out here would eat that shit up. But you do get more douchebags in Toronto with more money than they know what to do with it. Why else would Xtreme Couture open up there instead of a market where MMA is legal? Retards business degree suits with money that want to re-live their athletic prime of being in school - and learn how to get a sweet armbar on someone the next time they're douching it up in Tonic, Embassy, or even Lüb for that matter.
Old Fart MMA Fan- November 18, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Oh, and Dana....

Wearing a Habs jersey in Toronto is equal to putting on a Boston Red Sox jersey for a news conference at Yankee Stadium.

By the way he may have set a personal record...he went almost two minutes of talking without swearing....but only after he spotted a 7 year old among the fans.

No, the 7 year old was NOT Ontario's Athletic Commissioner.
to ufc in calgary- November 18, 2008 at 2:46 pm
i am not from saskatoon you dumb fuck lolololol
Old Fart MMA Fan- November 18, 2008 at 2:43 pm
I'm a life-long Toronto resident and love the city but I wouldn't bring the UFC here. We couldn't sell out a CFL game that featured Muhammad Ali in person for a tribute. Ontario's Athletic Commissioner is a brain-less jock-sniffer while Quebec and the Prairie provinces have huge fan bases...and allow MMA.
As for hockey...its what Canadians do when they're too dumb to sofa-wrestle with a hot chick.
UFCinCalgary- November 18, 2008 at 2:03 pm
To Anonymous who posted at 5:58am

YOU my friend... are the perfect reason why home schooling should be banned in Sask.

Put for inbread six finger hand on a dictionary before you start typing on public sites.

War UFC event in Calgary by 2010..Lets rock the Dome!
maxwell- November 18, 2008 at 1:55 pm
lol what?
honestly, im not sure what you're referring to. I merely stated why people have been arguing in this post about toronto sucking etc.

my point was, everyone wants a ufc event in their neck of the woods. a ufc event in vancouver means fuck all to east coast fans, and vice versa.

really though i have no idea what in the fuck you got so worked up about? and calling me a jock? when i can type actual readable english and you can't? thx for the quick laugh though.
maxwell- November 18, 2008 at 1:51 pm
errr this site reversed the order of my previous two posts.
maxwell- November 18, 2008 at 1:50 pm
unless you think that mma events are a federal issue? they're not, you're wrong. (and an idiot, if my last post didn't make that clear.)
Calgary Stampeder(Marv Eastman)- November 18, 2008 at 1:32 pm
MMA is A-Ok in Alberta, why not work on places that allow it first?
Their has been good showings at the local events.
Calgary Chinook- November 18, 2008 at 1:31 pm
snowman Says:

November 18th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
If they can do shows at Mandalay Bay they can sure as fuck do one at Credit Union Centre in Saskatoon. To the back of the bus, Alberta, where you belong.

you my friend are an absolute waste of space.

i think the UFC would have a hard time gettin all your damn livestock and inbread siblings to buy tickets.
canadian boy- November 18, 2008 at 12:46 pm
maxwell thats the dumdest thing i have ever read i live two hoursfrom Montreal and they where sold out before i even had a chance to buy tickets i am still happy that they came here.

it always the same fucking story you got to hate different countrys, then you hate province then it the city, after that it small town fuck it get annoying

i am all for good rivaleries but when we need something for canada we should all help each other instead of calling each other ball licker and shit like that.

and it dumb people like you that make it hard to get MMA everywhere in canada

if you can says something smart then shut the fuck up
you make all of us look dumdass jocks
cw- November 18, 2008 at 11:22 am
The slowdown in getting MMA legalized in Ontario is f-ing Ken Hayashi's fault and not anything to do with lack of interest, I live in Toronto and every bat that shows ppvs here is always over flowing with patrons before the shows start. MMA has a huge following here.
maxwell- November 18, 2008 at 11:04 am
Canada is the 2nd largest country on the planet, yet we have a population a little over 30 million.
toronto and montreal are about 7 hours of driving apart.
toronto and vancouver are about 2 days of driving apart.
ufc coming to any one city does pretty much fuck all for the country, it just means the people in that city and any others within driving distance get to see a ufc event live. so yeah, naturally we're gonna be calling each other cunts hoping it comes to our city.
Anonymous- November 18, 2008 at 10:58 am
what with all of you attaking each other if they come to toronto good for canada
if they come to quebec good for canada
if they come to bc it good for canada
get my poimt
stop beckering at each other and be happie they are finaly coming over the border
fucking fucknuts
canadian boy- November 18, 2008 at 10:53 am
it about fucking time they do something
hockey is ok for me but it nothing compared to MMA i love this shit lololol
maxwell- November 18, 2008 at 10:07 am
also lol @ the toronto hating.
having lived in toronto for 3 years now, i've come to realize it's between drinkin timmy's and playing hockey on the national agenda.

(Its hard to talk shit about montreal and van)
maxwell- November 18, 2008 at 10:04 am
I hope Dana moves nearby and we can go beat up hipsters on queen west every monday.
calgary_kicks_ass_sask_licks_balls- November 18, 2008 at 3:55 am
snowman Says:

November 18th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
If they can do shows at Mandalay Bay they can sure as fuck do one at Credit Union Centre in Saskatoon. To the back of the bus, Alberta, where you belong.

LOL!! Just keep watching your terrible football team and leave the real sports (hockey, MMA) to Us in Alberta....oh did I say that??? Ya we got a NHL team, and a football team that whoop your ass all season...
snowman- November 18, 2008 at 3:33 am
If they can do shows at Mandalay Bay they can sure as fuck do one at Credit Union Centre in Saskatoon. To the back of the bus, Alberta, where you belong.