And Dana looks like Porky the Pig in the first pic.

Nice goggle glasses, Sheikhead. Go rape some more underage virgins because you have money. Guy needs to get one-punch KTFO’d to be brought back to reality where money can buy you anything but it can’t fix a weak piece of shit jaw – even if you grow a nice greasy rapist camel beard to disguise it.

What do Dana White and Andrei Arvloski have in common?

They’ve both have problems pulling the trigger.

And TUF Guy…

Lol agentsmith.

This is why I love cp. Not only can I look forward to the bens hilarious articles, but I also get enjoy yous guys. Except for UFC fan.

Thanks everybody else for keepin me laughin.

Is it just me or does the Sheikh look like he’s enjoying himself WAY more with Lorenzo than with Dana. Probably thinking, “This bald guy is a pussy”.

Does anyone else wonder how often Dana White sees his family? Not a lot of women would put up with his schedule without some serious bitching: “Oh, well you can find the time to go shoot wild boar in Morocco with the Sheikh of Abu Dhabi, but you can’t be at your son’s play?”

I know what you mean, Jugger. I shot a bird when it landed beside a can I was shooting at with an old worn out BB gun. The gun seemed incapable of knocking over the empty beer can and had poor accuracy, so I shot at the bird and hit it right in the neck. At least it died instantly. I also fired a .22 at a bird off in the distance once while shooting gophers (they’re pests on a farm). I don’t know how far, but I doubt I’ve ever hit a gopher at that distance. I winged it, but it died before I had a chance to put it away anyway. I felt terrible after both kills. There’s no way I’m pointing a gun at a bird again unless I’m specifically out bird hunting.

That sure is a great joke, Roac.

I was way out in the country target shooting with a friend one summer. We were target practicing with .22s. A red-winged blackbird landed in a tree top about 60 yards up range from me and I just haphazardly popped a shot off at it. I nailed it.

I felt horrible.

I didn’t know that Dana and Roli Delgado were friends.

Meanwhile, the sheik’s Twitter page reads: “Went hunting with some poor people today. They gave me some shitty hoodie, so of course I had to wear it to be polite. Gave it to the Piss Boy when I got home, LOL.”

@agentsmith

Bait.

@agentsmith

Hilarious!

So why did they bring Roli Delgado along?

Just cuz he isn’t hunting…doesn’t mean he wont eat.

If someone could come up with a time line of pictures of Dana since the start of the year…it would make you think he hunted down meals the entire time he isn’t working.

Eh, if what I’ve heard of Dana’s typical work hours is true, then I’m not worried that he takes a short vacation every once in a while.

But, yeah, Lesnar and Hughes are going to point and laugh the next time they see him. Maybe give him a wedgie. He’s bald, so at least he’s safe from swirlies.

bastards…I have wealth envy…

Are they hunting with machine guns?