Dana White Isn't Having the Best Week Ever
Okay, maybe some explanation is in order...
First photo: Posted on twitter.com/danawhiteufc, this is the aftermath of a fender-bender that Dana was involved in on the west side of Las Vegas on Wednesday morning. As he explained to CageWriter, he was switching lanes in his Ferrari when traffic came to an abrupt stop near Charleston and Hualapai. He denies that he was video blogging at the time, and was just trying to get to the Red Rock Casino, Resort & Spa, where the UFC/WEC Fighter Summit was taking place.
Second photo: Also, from Dana's twitter, here's DW showing off the second issue of UFC Magazine, which features virile heavyweight champion Brock Lesnar on the cover. We can't wait to read the interview with Brock, where he talks about how he's going to kick Shane Carwin's ass at UFC 106. Oops!
Third photo: So, Pat Barry has this running gag where he "serves" people by stripping down to a pair of Hawaiian-print shorty-shorts and getting into a kung-fu fighting stance. Seriously, this is a real thing that happens:
Anyway, he served Dana at the Fighter Summit on Wednesday, and from the looks of it, this went down either directly before or after dinner. Yes, Pat Barry is screwing around shirtless in a hotel during a conference on appropriate fighter behavior. Bro, Dana just wrecked his car — he doesn't need this shit right now. Will the fall/winter curse of 2009 ever end?
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knee_strike Says:
First!
(Okay, now I'm going to go back and actually read the article . . . )
Dmonicideals Says:
You know Dana was blasting down the road when he came up on a traffic jam, and the reason he wasn't video blogging is because he was busy texting while driving at 110. Anything less than Ferrari brakes and we would be reading his obit.
Pat Barry is a silly motherfucker. His techonviking is ridiculous.
He can still come eat at my pad anytime.
Dmonicideals Says:
Hey look, I got a first (relevant comment not by a douche).
knee_strike Says:
Can't say that I really feel sorry for a guy who wrecked his Ferrari while my wife and I haul our kids around in a Toyota mini-van.
As the second photo in particular shows, Mr. White seems to have steadily gained weight over the past few months. He's looking awfully puffy, isn't he?
And what can possibly be said about Pat Barry's ridiculous antics, except that he's clearly a d-bag?
busted_cranium Says:
Come on, Dana was obviously engaged in a little road head with Kimbo just before he wrecked his car.
Kimbo was driving.
Ascerendant Says:
@knee_strike: Absolutely right. Did you guys see Dana in the last few TUF videos and so on? He's getting fat!
@Cagepotatoes: This demands a "Dana White is getting fat!"-picture-comparison and soon. It's not to ridicule him. At least not entirely. It's to motivate him to get off his lazy ass and into the gym to film some "Dana is benching 200 pds"-videoblogs again before he changes weightclasses to where even Brock can't follow!
abenormal Says:
I am disappointed that I had to read about Dana's car crash on Jalopnik then wait two days before it made it to Cage Potato.
knee_strike Says:
@busted_cranium
LOL! Crude, but the best post so far.
omunto Says:
@knee_strike
Dude you seriously consider Berry a d-bag? There are plenty of others out there in the world of mma that deserve that title. All the negativity in your post makes me think either you got fucked over at work today and decided to take it out on a good humored article or just missing a sense of humor and if that's the case then why even visit Cagepotato?
Salazin Says:
Every comment I've seen on the car crash say the same boring shit, "I don't have a Ferrari, so who cares?". Fuck you and your envy. I drive an old GMC truck, but that doesn't mean I automatically hate people who've done better than me moneywise in life.
I mean fuck, wasn't Charles Lewis driving a Ferrari or Porsche when he died? "Oh well shit, I don't have that car, fuck him".
Retarded shit, get over it.
omunto Says:
So by that logic did Dana just get Lewis'd?
knee_strike Says:
@omunto
Alright, alright. Jesus.
Yes, White's car is cool. Yes, I admit it would be fun to own a Ferrari. Yes, I see the humor in the article.
But, you've got to admit Barry's behavior is a bit silly.
G Funk Says:
Fucking with someone whois in the middle of a deadlift is NOT COOL!!!
Tai-Pan Says:
I don't have a Ferrari, so who cares.
That goes double for Mask, just because he's dead.
omunto Says:
It's not like he's running around impersonating the techno viking in barber shops... oh wait...
VisitingDeadAnc... Says:
@ Tai Pei - LOL.
Clyde Says:
I've always said that ou shouldn't buy a ferrari unless you can easily afford 10 of them.
If pat does that pose against Stefan Struve , he's going to look tiny. I'm loving the served pictures.
Titos Head Says:
jesus
just some dong Says:
ROFL! Barry's the king!
UFC fan Says:
As long as Dana wasn't racing like that loser from Tapout then its cool with me, and he can afford to get it fixed.
Looks like berry is one happy much richer guy, I give him credit for doing something besides being hungry now.
virpz Says:
Man, I cant help it...that grandma was thinking about a highkick to the head of that kung fu guy
rockhuddy Says:
It wasn't a deadlift, it was an overhead squat or possibly a snatch
any idiot knows that
NateGetsIrate Says:
Barry is now my absolute favorite fighter. I wanna start a fan club (actually, not really).
axhed Says:
ufc_fan, thy name is knee_strike
knee_strike Says:
Axhed, thy name is fail.
reddog Says:
Holy fucking shakespeare!
UFC fan Says:
FAIL thy name is axhed.
831 Son Says:
UFC fan just proved how much of a dirty fucking scumbag he is. You would get smashed pussy.
PhilDZnutts Says:
Love Pat Barry...hope he learns to fight soon. There are only so many Hardonks out there.
UFC fan Says:
"831 Son Says:
Sat, 11/07/2009 - 09:23
UFC fan just proved how much of a dirty fucking scumbag he is. You would get smashed pussy."
I would? smashed pussy...sounds like a desert or a strange dish, mmmm smashed pussy, yum!
what exactly are you talking about 831 faggy?
831 Son Says:
Yea you worthless piece of shit. I guess the correct way of saying it is "You would get smashed, pussy." Once again you prove that you serve no purpose to the world besides being a waste of space and being a fake little bitch that people like me beat the shit out of.
UFC fan Says:
OHHH so you once again want to pretend that you can beat me up, I see. Look little man don't make me come up there and squash you like the insect that you are. I would use you for buttfloss tiny man.